The 'tell an outrageously inaccurate fact' thread

[yllus]

I was the guy who thought up the "Caps Lock" key!

 

[neutralizer]

what?

 

[neutralizer]

oh...
um...

all your base are belong to me.

 

[Electric Amish]

I like stuff.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

eating ice cream for breakfast everyday causes you to lose 10 pounds weekly

 

[loup garou]

I invented the question mark.

 

[Chadder007]

It was all about the Oil in Iraq.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: yllus
I was the guy who thought up the "Caps Lock" key!

Man I have to try that line at a bar...


To stay on topic. I'm part owner of the only company that makes those little black valve stem covers on every tire sold.

 

[GoingUp]

i invented the intarw3b

 

[blackdogdeek]

size doesn't matter

 

[DnetMHZ]

This thread rocks!

 

[gigapet]

The surface of the sun is cold.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

The Bengals are going to win the superbowl this year

 

[MaxDepth]

In the shower scene of Starhship Troopers, I was the brown haired guy showering next to Dina Meyer.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I like stuff.

no you don't you goddamn liar

 

[waylman]

marijuana is a gateway drug.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
The Bengals are going to win the superbowl this year

...by beating the Saints.

 

[ViperMagic]

This thread has a point

 

[BigSmooth]

Amazon.com is secretly run by a group of Druids who congregate nightly to perform their rituals in the forests of South Dakota. Jeff Bezos is their puppet.

 

[vi edit]

The majority of posters on AT have had sex....with a woman...that was consentual....without the aid of drugs or alcohol.

 

[Amused]

ATOT is a chick magnet

 

[ILikeStuff]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I like stuff.

yes, someone called?

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: BigSmooth
Amazon.com is secretly run by a group of Druids who congregate nightly to perform their rituals in the forests of South Dakota. Jeff Bezos is their puppet.

He said inaccurate man, can't your read???



I like classical music, and the opera, and theater, and the beach. Really anything that single attractive females like to see in a guy.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
The majority of posters on AT have had sex....with a woman...that was consentual....without the aid of drugs or alcohol.

Outrageously inaccurate.
You win.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

It's legal to slow down and NOT stop at a stop sign during a snow storm.



P.s.. Im not fat... im big boned!