The TeAm's Great BBQ Recipe Compendium

[Wiz]

this ought to be 3001... posts, 3000 replies!

 

[Rudy Toody]

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a... Blackbird?
And said, "I'm in the wrong fairy tale!"

 

[RaySun2Be]

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?

I have some issues with this.

1. As a baker, this would be an epic fail.
2. Four and twenty blackbirds in a pie would not be dainty, but a huge fricken pie.
3. I don't think the blackbirds would be singing, they'd be pissed and making an awful noise. Not to mention the fact they'd be trying to get out of the dang pie!!

 

[petrusbroder]

Wiz, I think you very close to the limit of getting this thread closed ... but it seems that no mod has seen it yet ... so Shhhhhh!

 

[petrusbroder]

Crunching PrimeGrid - and heating the house at the same time - the comps run some 5 - 6 ºC hotter than usually. IOt is good that thge out side temps ate in the teens ... 14ºC.
Sweet 14 - theat means that the compuer roome stays below 27ºC - great for the race! ...

 

[theAnimal]

1. As a baker, this would be an epic fail.

Seems more like an oven malfunction.

 

[petrusbroder]

LoL! even 300 years ago you did not put the birds into the pie before it was baked - you put the the finished lid on after you put the sedated birds (laudanum you know) into the pie. After some time the birds wake up and are happy, sing. Then the pie is served.

I am much more concerned about the eating of the pie. I would not. The birds have some very fast metabolism abd are doomed to use the pie as a latrine ... Yukk.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

I just finished Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I've never cried so much in two episodes in my life.

Damn that's a good show.

 

[Smoke]

Dad died at 11:15 am today PST...

He was a methodist minister, and a great man, and a great father.

He will be missed.

My most sincere condolences, Mark.

 

[petrusbroder]

Long time no see, Smoke, I hope life treats you well!

 

[petrusbroder]

3 010th reply.

 

[TAandy]

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?

I have some issues with this.

1. As a baker, this would be an epic fail.
2. Four and twenty blackbirds in a pie would not be dainty, but a huge fricken pie.
3. I don't think the blackbirds would be singing, they'd be pissed and making an awful noise. Not to mention the fact they'd be trying to get out of the dang pie!!

24 sparrows would fit in a pie though!!

 

[zokudu]

This thread confuses me @_@

 

[petrusbroder]

So it should - but there are some really good BBQ receipes hiden among all the posts - search e.g. for salmon or for - in a wider sense - for BBQ.

 

[bryanW1995]

I have a friend who makes good bbq. I'm in texas you know, bbq is all we eat. well, that and armadillo.

 

[zokudu]

I'm cooking a BBQ Beef hot pocket does that count?

 

[petrusbroder]

:hmm: Why not - as long as it is some kind of BBQ ... :\

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

24 sparrows would fit in a pie though!!

Especially if you use a blender.

 

[petrusbroder]

LoL!

 

[RaySun2Be]

24 sparrows would fit in a pie though!!

African or European?

 

[petrusbroder]

African or European?

Are the European not smaller?
And don't the African sing more loudly?

 

[Rudy Toody]

Are the European not smaller?
And don't the African sing more loudly?

Their warbles become garbled during blending.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Their warbles become garbled during blending.

Yea. The pieces of coconut get stuck, and it's all gibberish.

 

[petrusbroder]

... gibberese ...

 

[Wiz]

I BBQ'd Pork shortribs in the smoker for a group of 50 people this weekend.
Our 2nd oldest daughter got married in our back yard, hopefully I will have an album up on Picasa soon.

Ribs & Smoked Salmon were big hits!! I also made BBQ sauce.. mmmmm