The only way to Kill chickens....

[Hubris]

Originally posted by: rgwalt

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Well, sometimes you have to let the chips fall where they may...

Terrible...

Ryan

Now see....HERE you think the killing of animals is funny. Oh, the irony.

 

[AZGamer]

That's why they crossed the road

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

how do you go about killing 30,000 chickens?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: boi

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Seems to me that a chipper would be 100% effective and extremely quick...

I fail to see the problem, even if it is unusual.

Viper GTS

Exactly what I was thinking. The chickens would probably feel pain for half a second. I wonder what they do with the pile of chicken remains??

McDonalds chicken nuggets?

The farmers needed to destroy the chickens because they were "spent" -- or no longer able to produce eggs -- and could not make chicken soup out of them because the farms were under quarantine for the poultry virus Exotic Newcastle Disease, District Attorney's spokeswoman Gayle Stewart said.

 

[Emrys]

I've heard of snapping their necks also as being the most "humane" way. Grab em' by the head and spin them, snaps their neck, job done.

Emrys

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: Hubris

Originally posted by: rgwalt

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Well, sometimes you have to let the chips fall where they may...

Terrible...

Ryan

Now see....HERE you think the killing of animals is funny. Oh, the irony.

No, I think the joke Nate made was funny. It was a pun off of the use of the woodchipper.

Besides, there is a difference between livestock and pets. These chickens were bred to serve a purpose. They served their purpose, and needed to be disposed of. Perhaps the chipper wasn't the best idea, but it is better than some methods.

Ryan

 

[Stark]

so that's how they make chicken nuggets!

 

[OutHouse]

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[MisfitsFiend]

no pics?

-mf

 

[brxndxn]

I think they should have blown them up... dig a big hole, throw in chickens, and blow them up.

Stupid chickens. They're so stupid.

 

[Howard]

I suppose you could turn it into compost...

 

[jurzdevil]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
no pics?

-mf

hehehehehehe

 

[Platypus]

obligatory fargo post

 

[Eli]

That is quite distrubing. I think they could have figured out a better way, even if it was more expensive.

30,000 chickens.. that's a lot of flippin' chickens. It must have taken them a good week to get that done.

I bet the smell was horrid.

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
I think they should have blown them up... dig a big hole, throw in chickens, and blow them up.

Stupid chickens. They're so stupid.

Stupid birds, with their fancy wings. Think they are SO special. Well, we'll show them...

Ryan

 

[Sepen]

Originally posted by: iamme
30,000 live chickens + wood chipper = HOLY SH!T

It has to fill a 40 yard dumpster! Damn....

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I don't know how to kill chickens but kittens I have no problem with.

i mis-read the title as kittens at first :Q

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: Tsaico
Man, can you imagine what the scene looked like when they were done? Gross chicken death...

ROFL!!!!

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
pretty gross, but they were told by a gov't representative that they could do that.


how much pain could an animal capable of running around headless really feel? does the humane society care about insects? i think not.

 

[her209]

So now you know what is in a McNugget.

 

[cressida]

must be tired ... I thought it said "the only way to kill kittens"

 

[Yossarian]

I would like to have been there for the brainstorming session when they came up with 'woodchipper!!!'

They must have had some other awesome ideas.

 

[Anubis]

tho its a bit odd. it makes sense. fast and easy. how else woudl you kill 30000 chickens??? I guess you could line them all up in front of a bulldoser or somethin

 

[sharkeeper]

Obviously no one here has seen what the Japanese do during "dolphin runs" off Iki island! :Q

-DAK-

 

[murphy55d]

2 things I wonder about...

How do you get the chickens into the wood chipper? Do you throw them in 1 by 1? Load them into some kind of dumptruck and dump them in? That is a lot of chickens.

And secondly, has PETA said anything yet? I know the humane society chimed in, I am wondering what stunt PETA will pull now.