McDonald's Signature Sandwiches:
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/full-menu/signature-crafted-recipes.html
So this is basically a choose-your-own-adventure sandwich.
Two types of buns: ("artisan rolls")
1. Sesame
2. Brioche
Three types of protein:
1. Grilled chicken
2. Crispy chicken
3. Burger
Three topping options:
1. Maple bacon dijon (sauteed onions)
2. Pico gaucamole
3. Sweet BBQ bacon (crispy fried onions)
The macros depend on the configuration you select. For example, the sweet BBQ bacon topping on the buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich is 800 calories, 39g protein, 80g carbs, and 36g fat. Anyway, I tried each of them over the past week. Sadly, they were out of the fry forks, which was the entire reason I went to McDonalds in the first place. Boo, McDonalds, boo. Anyway, I tried the combinations as advertised on the drive-through panel:
1. Pico guac @ grilled chicken
2. Sweet BBQ bacon @ beef burger
3. Maple bacon dijon @ crispy buttermilk chicken
Thoughts:
1. Hmm, better than expected, as I don't currently like any McDonald's sandwiches.
2. Way too salty. All of them.
3. Crispy chicken is still garbage. Used to be amazing. Oh well. Mine was half stringy & half cartilage as well.
4. Better than the average McDonalds burger, but...still tastes like McDonalds. Meh.
5. Too much corn syrup. Especially the maple bacon dijon. Just too saccharine.
6. Free fries & drink with Signature sandwich purchase. I was surprised, the fries have improved. They went to crap when the government made them dump trans-fats. They are more like "fancy fries" now - the skinny fries you get at a decent dine-in burger joint. Just okay though. My first batch of fries were overly-salted. My second batch of fries with the second sandwich had zero salt on them. But, like all slim fries, you eat them, then they are gone, and you don't really feel like you have filled up on fries like you wanted to.
This experiment re-iterated my current feelings towards McDonalds: they're pretty much only worth going to for the chocolate Shamrock shake, when it is in-season. I currently have no desire to go back.