Local pharmacy.
Here if you have a prescription it's ~$30. Without one it's $55 (trust me, I know...)
Funny sh!t: The brand name of one kind is called... "Plan B"
Okay, so here's the story:
Me and the lady friend had our first date... she stayed over. There was definitely some... well, let's say she'd be pregnant now. So we go to the pharmacy that afternoon.
Her: Excuse me, are you a pharmacist?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Her: Okay, I need to get the morning after pill.
Pharmacist tells us about it etc. He gets her to fill out a questionnaire, which she answered both out loud and on paper.
Her: When did you last have sex? *looks at me* I don't know... an hour ago?
Her: Yep we did that *checks off box on form* AND that... and that... yep and that too...
Her: *to me* Oh look honey, apparently we could have prevented this by using condoms. Oh, or the pill...
At this point I'm starting to laugh pretty good, and the pharmacist is holding back a grin.
Her: *to pharmacist* Aw look at him (me) all shy like this. Isn't he cute? It's our first date.
Both the pharmacist and I laugh.
So he gets us the stuff, and it's called Plan B. I mean, come on... You can just imagine the jokes there. He then tells us how much it is, and I being the one with cash on me, paid for it in cash.
Her: Aw look at him, being so responsible.... now... :roll:
That got ANOTHER big laugh out of us.
On the way out I said that I felt like I should buy a lotto ticket just for kicks. So I went up to the front counter and asked for one. Right after I did she chirps out to the teller:
Her: He's trying to get lucky 5 times in one day.
What a fun day
edit: And we planned (but haven't yet) to go in the same store and buy a box of condoms from the same pharmacist. Gonna get her to say:
Her: Second date. Thought we'd go with Plan A this time.
