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It seems that we have to add new candidates every week to the growing list of all the people and organizations of the world that are responsible for all the miseries in life that conservatives face. Obviously, Conservatives are perfect humans and their shitty lives are never the results of their own repeated, poor decisions through life. The blame logically falls on the outside people that have done things to them.
So, let's see what we have so far. Please let me know what needs to be added or, through some miracle, some demon group manages to fall off the list! (haha, I know, right?)
Minorities (special mention to BLM, La Raza, et al)
Immigrants
Liberals (Gun Grabbers, Nannies, Secularists, Elitists, Feminists, Tree Huggers, Vegans)
Hillary (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of the "standard liberal")
Muslims (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of "standard minorities and immigrants")
Women
Obama
Atheists
George Soros
Catholics
Abortionists / "Baby Killers"
Gays (including gay frogs and gay beef cattle)
Journalists
Transexuals
The Welfare Queen (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of the "standard minority")
FDR
The Kennedys
Hollywood
Voters
RINOs
College Students
The EPA
Europeans (and other socialists)
The UN/NATO
Scientists (tossing in all PhD holders, here)
SV/Tech CEOs
Teenagers
Moderates
the Bloodied Corpses of Gun Murder Victims
the FBI (The Deep State incl)
Acorn
I'm sure that I am missing some!
Update, courtesy of boomerang! Thanks for the image, bro. This is a perfect visual representation of nearly all of this list's phantom terrors that keep conservative's beds appropriately moist! Being compiled by the very conservatives themselves, I feel lends this piece an air of authenticity to the work, which in turn further legitimizes the list under discussion in this thread.
So, let's see what we have so far. Please let me know what needs to be added or, through some miracle, some demon group manages to fall off the list! (haha, I know, right?)
Minorities (special mention to BLM, La Raza, et al)
Immigrants
Liberals (Gun Grabbers, Nannies, Secularists, Elitists, Feminists, Tree Huggers, Vegans)
Hillary (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of the "standard liberal")
Muslims (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of "standard minorities and immigrants")
Women
Obama
Atheists
George Soros
Catholics
Abortionists / "Baby Killers"
Gays (including gay frogs and gay beef cattle)
Journalists
Transexuals
The Welfare Queen (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of the "standard minority")
FDR
The Kennedys
Hollywood
Voters
RINOs
College Students
The EPA
Europeans (and other socialists)
The UN/NATO
Scientists (tossing in all PhD holders, here)
SV/Tech CEOs
Teenagers
Moderates
the Bloodied Corpses of Gun Murder Victims
the FBI (The Deep State incl)
Acorn
I'm sure that I am missing some!
Update, courtesy of boomerang! Thanks for the image, bro. This is a perfect visual representation of nearly all of this list's phantom terrors that keep conservative's beds appropriately moist! Being compiled by the very conservatives themselves, I feel lends this piece an air of authenticity to the work, which in turn further legitimizes the list under discussion in this thread.
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