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zinfamous

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It seems that we have to add new candidates every week to the growing list of all the people and organizations of the world that are responsible for all the miseries in life that conservatives face. Obviously, Conservatives are perfect humans and their shitty lives are never the results of their own repeated, poor decisions through life. The blame logically falls on the outside people that have done things to them.

So, let's see what we have so far. Please let me know what needs to be added or, through some miracle, some demon group manages to fall off the list! (haha, I know, right?)

Minorities (special mention to BLM, La Raza, et al)
Immigrants
Liberals (Gun Grabbers, Nannies, Secularists, Elitists, Feminists, Tree Huggers, Vegans)
Hillary (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of the "standard liberal")
Muslims (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of "standard minorities and immigrants")
Women
Obama
Atheists
George Soros
Catholics
Abortionists / "Baby Killers"
Gays (including gay frogs and gay beef cattle)
Journalists
Transexuals
The Welfare Queen (specific honor for singular achievement above and beyond that of the "standard minority")
FDR
The Kennedys
Hollywood
Voters
RINOs
College Students
The EPA
Europeans (and other socialists)
The UN/NATO
Scientists (tossing in all PhD holders, here)
SV/Tech CEOs
Teenagers
Moderates
the Bloodied Corpses of Gun Murder Victims
the FBI (The Deep State incl)
Acorn

I'm sure that I am missing some!

Update, courtesy of boomerang! Thanks for the image, bro. This is a perfect visual representation of nearly all of this list's phantom terrors that keep conservative's beds appropriately moist! Being compiled by the very conservatives themselves, I feel lends this piece an air of authenticity to the work, which in turn further legitimizes the list under discussion in this thread.

 
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zinfamous

No Lifer
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LoL, I was going to add gay frogs but I forgot! lol...and I didn't even think of gays....wtf is wrong with me? added.
 

BonzaiDuck

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Like the grocery-shopper said to me in April, 2009: "Obama is the worst president -- EVER!"

America could be so great -- if the Alt-Right and their white-trash entourage of cerebral-defective mean spirits would just self-deport to Antarctica where everything is White. It would be a win-win. Trump could promote a "condo-village" of his own construction, all built around his Trump University. It wouldn't matter much with that, either, because the deportees can't learn anything anyway at a real school.

They'd be so happy. Ignorance is Bliss.
 

zinfamous

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Oh shit. How can you forget Obama?
It's been a long day. :(

Updated: I left out the Main Stream media intentionally, because I think the real boogeyman for them is Journalism and Journalists. They just hate reading the truth. So really, it's journalists. MSM is a euphemism that aids in lessening their night tremors.

Oh! speaking of boogeymen, I have to go add the welfare queen! (another special achievement category)
 
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zinfamous

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hmm, Acorn is good, catholics and Voters. ...I'm just going to go with "Voters" because voters in general are just bad for conservatives. If everyone voted that could vote legally, they would never win an election.

BLM...I will just classify under minorities. BLM is bad in so much it's about uppity blacks being uppity and not being appropriately angry in the approved manner.

..what is that hispanic special interest group whose flags and logo were pasted all over rightwinger message boards and called out as some sort of secret terrorist wing organization, a few years ago?
 

brycejones

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hmm, Acorn is good, catholics and Voters. ...I'm just going to go with "Voters" because voters in general are just bad for conservatives. If everyone voted that could vote legally, they would never win an election.

BLM...I will just classify under minorities. BLM is bad in so much it's about uppity blacks being uppity and not being appropriately angry in the approved manner.

..what is that hispanic special interest group whose flags and logo were pasted all over rightwinger message boards and called out as some sort of secret terrorist wing organization, a few years ago?
La Raza?
 

mikeymikec

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Damn, that's why RiscOS never took off I guess? (seriously, what's acorn)

In other news, I found it hilarious when watching a clip of the RNC and a speaker there saying they don't care about trans in bathrooms... did I just slip into a parallel universe then?
 
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