The crappest film you will ever see is....

[adairusmc]

Bio-Dome

 

[Newfie]

I could not watch ultraviolet, I gave it 30 minutes until it became utterly incomprehensible. Alone in the Dark is another terrible example of a movie that I had the dis-pleasure to watch.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
aeon flux and blood rayne pretty horrible

death proof is a different cut in the uk, longer
they didn't get the double feature

hey, I liked Aeon Flux! Charlize Theron was hot!

 

[SammyG]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
ATOT's general idea of a good film probably involves Jessica Alba and Megan Fox bearing frontal nudity posing as dancers and infiltrating a computer hacker group with a strip club front controlled by the mafia Don Al Pacino and his right hand man Clive Owen. In the process they have Jessica Biel and that girl from 24 as backup computer hacking duo in a steamy bar and grill wearing white t-shirts grilling steaks on charcoal and hacking into the internets in between scenes. Also Allison Stokke (sp?), Halle Berry and Kiera Knightley would be the front assault woman wielding gigantic poles and rocket-sized machines blasting everything to bits. etc. etc with the end scene of all the women enter this dark room fully naked and having to hand fight in the mud with Clive Owen and that guy from Snatch. During all of this there is also some weird lesbianic vibe developing in between a couple of women but anyways that's for later.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:, except Snatch had like forty bajillion main characters so you need to specify. I mean it could really change things...

 

[dude8604]

These movies are worse: 11:14 and The 51st State aka. Formula 51.

 

[xeemzor]

I don't believe I could watch any film crappier than Manos the Hands of Fate.

 

[secretanchitman]

harry potter 4 and 5 takes the cake.

sorry...i loved the books, HATED those two movies.

 

[conehead433]

Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Ishtar, P.S. I Killed Your Cat

Those are just for starters.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
ATOT's general idea of a good film probably involves Jessica Alba and Megan Fox bearing frontal nudity posing as dancers and infiltrating a computer hacker group with a strip club front controlled by the mafia Don Al Pacino and his right hand man Clive Owen. In the process they have Jessica Biel and that girl from 24 as backup computer hacking duo in a steamy bar and grill wearing white t-shirts grilling steaks on charcoal and hacking into the internets in between scenes. Also Allison Stokke (sp?), Halle Berry and Kiera Knightley would be the front assault woman wielding gigantic poles and rocket-sized machines blasting everything to bits. etc. etc with the end scene of all the women enter this dark room fully naked and having to hand fight in the mud with Clive Owen and that guy from Snatch. During all of this there is also some weird lesbianic vibe developing in between a couple of women but anyways that's for later.

I will pay $20 to see this in theaters. Needs more Scarlett Johansen, though.

 

[UberNeuman]

The Pest is the worst thing ever committed to film, as for Death Proof - the first half has a great steady build-up with the first group of women and Stuntman Mike - and then, it repeats again with another group of women and that part of it just drags on too far and looses much of the intensity of the first half....

 

[daveymark]

why hasn't battlefield earth been mentioned

 

[goobee]

1995 "A Walk in the Clouds" with Keanu Reeve. What a piece of junk. 2003 "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diana Lane.

Most chick flicks I can sit through and tolerate but these two just ticked me off. Gotta go to keep the little woman happy though.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Mainstream movies that a good number of people have likely seen: there are few movies that can suck harder than Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Torque is also pretty badtastic.

I haven't seen Glitter, Gigli, Freddy Got Fingered, Swept Away and Battlefield Earth but I trust the unanimous opinion of the whole world.

Unanimous opinion of the whold world - 1.

I think I'm the only one who thinks Freddy is hilarious. I'm cool with it, though.

 

[Jaiguru]

The Pathfinder. Horrible... just plain horrible.

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Mainstream movies that a good number of people have likely seen: there are few movies that can suck harder than Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Torque is also pretty badtastic.

I haven't seen Glitter, Gigli, Freddy Got Fingered, Swept Away and Battlefield Earth but I trust the unanimous opinion of the whole world.

Unanimous opinion of the whold world - 1.

I think I'm the only one who thinks Freddy is hilarious. I'm cool with it, though.

So you are actually admitting that you liked Battlefield Earth?

 

[Chaotic42]

Children of Men is the worst movie ever. There's a special place in hell for the director and the writers.

 

[SKORPI0]

Originally posted by: daveymark
why hasn't battlefield earth been mentioned

It was check the 05:36 pm post...

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I haven't seen Glitter, Gigli, Freddy Got Fingered, Swept Away and Battlefield Earth but I trust the unanimous opinion of the whole world.

Looks like you need glasses, or actually thread the whole thread. :roll:

 

[Parasitic]

Originally posted by: SammyG

Originally posted by: Parasitic
ATOT's general idea of a good film probably involves Jessica Alba and Megan Fox bearing frontal nudity posing as dancers and infiltrating a computer hacker group with a strip club front controlled by the mafia Don Al Pacino and his right hand man Clive Owen. In the process they have Jessica Biel and that girl from 24 as backup computer hacking duo in a steamy bar and grill wearing white t-shirts grilling steaks on charcoal and hacking into the internets in between scenes. Also Allison Stokke (sp?), Halle Berry and Kiera Knightley would be the front assault woman wielding gigantic poles and rocket-sized machines blasting everything to bits. etc. etc with the end scene of all the women enter this dark room fully naked and having to hand fight in the mud with Clive Owen and that guy from Snatch. During all of this there is also some weird lesbianic vibe developing in between a couple of women but anyways that's for later.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:, except Snatch had like forty bajillion main characters so you need to specify. I mean it could really change things...

Jason Statham?

 

[Newfie]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Children of Men is the worst movie ever. There's a special place in hell for the director and the writers.

Somebody please tell me that this guy is kidding.....

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Newfie
Somebody please tell me that this guy is kidding.....

I bought it because I thought, "how could it be bad?". It's horrible.

I told people at work that I bought it and let them borrow it. They come back to me and ask me why I bought such a bad movie. I will admit that the gunfight scene towards the end looks pretty good in HD, but other than that, it was horrible.

It's still floating around the office somewhere. I'm not in any hurry to get it back.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: RichUK

Originally posted by: tasmanian
The movie was fucking awesome what the hell did you watch?

Are you kidding me? Seriously!?

All you see are a bunch of girls chatting shit. Yeah some of them were hot, but the film lacked even the slightest bit of substance.

What a waste of my time!! :|

Posting about it here tells me your time ain't to valuable as it is. Here's a quarter for it, carry on.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: mugs
Doesn't surprise me. Quentin Tarantino is overrated.

I never really got the whole over-the-top thing myself. I liked Sin City but Quentin was only there for the blood and guts.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
ATOT's general idea of a good film probably involves Jessica Alba and Megan Fox bearing frontal nudity posing as dancers and infiltrating a computer hacker group with a strip club front controlled by the mafia Don Al Pacino and his right hand man Clive Owen. In the process they have Jessica Biel and that girl from 24 as backup computer hacking duo in a steamy bar and grill wearing white t-shirts grilling steaks on charcoal and hacking into the internets in between scenes. Also Allison Stokke (sp?), Halle Berry and Kiera Knightley would be the front assault woman wielding gigantic poles and rocket-sized machines blasting everything to bits. etc. etc with the end scene of all the women enter this dark room fully naked and having to hand fight in the mud with Clive Owen and that guy from Snatch. During all of this there is also some weird lesbianic vibe developing in between a couple of women but anyways that's for later.

Well, of course. You've gotta leave something for the sequel.

Most craptacular I've seen is Videodrome. Wow, I have no idea what went on in that movie.

More mainstream crap, though, I have to say is House of Flying Daggers. Starts off really well, then gets REALLY bad when the love-triangle starts to dominate the story. By the end, my friend and are are mocking it openly, and the movie starts following our suggestion. No matter how retarded the ideas we thew out, it followed them!

 

[cubby1223]

There are crappier films. I paid to see Full Frontal. I was completely lost before the opening introduction was concluded. It was all downhill from there, concluding with David Duchovny being jacked off... There's very little room to go under that for the title of crappiest film ever.

 

[Darthvoy]

the crapiest I've seen is dragon wars and the musical Stalone stared in.