"The Boss" letter making the rounds

CADsortaGUY

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
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OK, so I heard about this on the radio and then went to find it. It's a bit intriguing on some levels and I found myself nodding on more than one occasion when reading it. I noticed myself doing that and thought - what would others do? nod? shake their head? Why?

So I sent it to a couple friends of mine and told them to read it and then let me know when they were finished. Once each was done, I asked them to think back to whether they were nodding, shaking, or whatever.
I wasn't shocked with the results as you could imagine...

Here is the "letter" from your boss.
To All My Valued Employees,
There have been some rumblings around the office about
the future of this company, and more specifically, your
job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse
and presents many challenges. However, the good news is
this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What
does threaten your job however, is the changing political
landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some
tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your
best interests.
First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts
employers against employees, you have to understand that
for every business owner there is a back story. This back
story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see
and hear today. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside.
You've seen my big home at last year's Christmas party.
I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some
idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't
see
is the back story.
I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I
lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My
entire living apartment was converted into an office so I
could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which
by the way, would eventually employ you.
My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every
dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty
Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have
time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while
my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was
married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and
sacrifice.
Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a
week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime
they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive
homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting
the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was

trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing
item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My
friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of
luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and
my life into a business with a
vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to
afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.
So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am,
mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I
don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the
office, you are done and you have a weekend all to
yourself. I unfortunately do not have that freedom. I eat,
and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is
no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour.
Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year
old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the
fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the
vacations... you never realize the back story and the
sacrifices I've made.
Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that
made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to
bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that
overspent their paychecks and bought houses they couldn't
afford suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I
earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.
Yes, business ownership has is benefits, but the price
I've paid is steep, risky and not without wounds.
Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and
employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of
marginal benefit and let me tell you why:
I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I
don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes.
Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes.
Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on
taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes
and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing
him. Government mandates and regulations and all the
accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time.
On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for
$288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus"
check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.
The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the

economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying
jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a
flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home
pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare
check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the
economic stimulus of this country.
The fact is, if I deducted (or stole) 50% of your
paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean,
why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded for
only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why
your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't
understand - to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate
what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to
me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of
depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I
would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated
substantial economic growth. My employees would have
enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of
promotions and
better salaries.
When you have a comatose man on the verge of death,
you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that
will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you
defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America
and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it,
not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington
believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of
the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from
the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.
So where am I going with all this? It's quite
simple. If any new taxes
are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift
and simple.
I will fire you. I will fire your co-workers. You can
then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage,
your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my
problem anymore. Then, I will close this company down,
move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm
done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives
to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide
jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my
citizenship.

So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of
the economy; it will be at the hands of a political
hurricane that has swept through this country, steam rolled
the constitution, and will have changed its landscape
forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a
beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.
Signed, Your boss

edit - so the formatting is messed up - deal with it. :)
 

fskimospy

Elite Member
Mar 10, 2006
87,890
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136
I didn't know we were posting chain emails here now. It follows the same pattern that most chain emails do, where it concocts a fictional sympathetic and admirable character with which to push an agenda. It then of course pits the protagonist against a fictional caricature of a lazy and wasteful person living off of government largess as if that were to represent the target of the opposing ideology.

There's a reason why these letters exist as chain emails, it's because nobody reputable would ever try to advance such a thing.
 
Dec 26, 2007
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Didn't "nod", but agree with it to an extent. Trickle down economy doesn't work so well, but then again neither does trickle up....
 
Feb 6, 2007
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I love the notion that if a business owner is taxed less, that money will be used to make more jobs. We had a booming economy over the past 8 years amidst large rounds of corporate layoffs with CEOs sitting on each other's boards granting each other 70 million dollar bonuses for cutting costs. Yup, that stimulates the economy; people with too much money hoarding it all because they want to feel more important than their fellow man.
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
65,469
5
76
Sounds like the majority of small business owners to me. They are rightfully ticked at what is going on.
 

Balt

Lifer
Mar 12, 2000
12,673
482
126
Originally posted by: eskimospy
I didn't know we were posting chain emails here now. It follows the same pattern that most chain emails do, where it concocts a fictional sympathetic and admirable character with which to push an agenda. It then of course pits the protagonist against a fictional caricature of a lazy and wasteful person living off of government largess as if that were to represent the target of the opposing ideology.

There's a reason why these letters exist as chain emails, it's because nobody reputable would ever try to advance such a thing.

I wouldn't say the fictional character in this case is really sympathetic or admirable. About halfway down he just becomes a condescending prick.

Originally posted by: spidey07
Sounds like the majority of small business owners to me. They are rightfully ticked at what is going on.

The vast majority of small business owners don't make enough money to be taxed $288k/year or anywhere near that.
 

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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There are some valid points in there that could be discussed.

Why bother? Unless it's published on CNN.com, it's crap.
 

WHAMPOM

Diamond Member
Feb 28, 2006
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183
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Originally posted by: CADsortaGUY
OK, so I heard about this on the radio and then went to find it. It's a bit intriguing on some levels and I found myself nodding on more than one occasion when reading it. I noticed myself doing that and thought - what would others do? nod? shake their head? Why?

So I sent it to a couple friends of mine and told them to read it and then let me know when they were finished. Once each was done, I asked them to think back to whether they were nodding, shaking, or whatever.
I wasn't shocked with the results as you could imagine...

Here is the "letter" from your boss.
To All My Valued Employees,
There have been some rumblings around the office about
the future of this company, and more specifically, your
job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse
and presents many challenges. However, the good news is
this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What
does threaten your job however, is the changing political
landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some
tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your
best interests.
First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts
employers against employees, you have to understand that
for every business owner there is a back story. This back
story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see
and hear today. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside.
You've seen my big home at last year's Christmas party.
I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some
idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't
see
is the back story.
I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I
lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My
entire living apartment was converted into an office so I
could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which
by the way, would eventually employ you.
My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every
dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty
Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have
time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while
my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was
married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and
sacrifice.
Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a
week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime
they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive
homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting
the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was

trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing
item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My
friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of
luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and
my life into a business with a
vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to
afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.
So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am,
mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I
don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the
office, you are done and you have a weekend all to
yourself. I unfortunately do not have that freedom. I eat,
and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is
no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour.
Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year
old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the
fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the
vacations... you never realize the back story and the
sacrifices I've made.
Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that
made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to
bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that
overspent their paychecks and bought houses they couldn't
afford suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I
earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.
Yes, business ownership has is benefits, but the price
I've paid is steep, risky and not without wounds.
Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and
employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of
marginal benefit and let me tell you why:
I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I
don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes.
Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes.
Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on
taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes
and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing
him. Government mandates and regulations and all the
accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time.
On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for
$288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus"
check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.
The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the

economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying
jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a
flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home
pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare
check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the
economic stimulus of this country.
The fact is, if I deducted (or stole) 50% of your
paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean,
why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded for
only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why
your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't
understand - to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate
what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to
me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of
depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I
would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated
substantial economic growth. My employees would have
enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of
promotions and
better salaries.
When you have a comatose man on the verge of death,
you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that
will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you
defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America
and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it,
not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington
believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of
the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from
the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.
So where am I going with all this? It's quite
simple. If any new taxes
are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift
and simple.
I will fire you. I will fire your co-workers. You can
then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage,
your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my
problem anymore. Then, I will close this company down,
move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm
done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives
to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide
jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my
citizenship.

So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of
the economy; it will be at the hands of a political
hurricane that has swept through this country, steam rolled
the constitution, and will have changed its landscape
forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a
beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.
Signed, Your boss

edit - so the formatting is messed up - deal with it. :)

Googbye Mr. Bossman,don't let the door hit you on the ass and don't expect us to do anything but laugh when you get kidnapped off that third world beach and held for ransom, you gutless wonder! signed;The gang you left behind.
 

yowolabi

Diamond Member
Jun 29, 2001
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I'm not suprised it's making the rounds as it's target audience isn't the best at critical thinking.
 

KDOG

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Awww... poor little spoiled rich boss. I feel so sorry for you. Not. Kiss my ass....
 

jpeyton

Moderator in SFF, Notebooks, Pre-Built/Barebones
Moderator
Aug 23, 2003
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More croc tears for the boss man.

:laugh:
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
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I knew an old Yugoslav man who was a janitor at a Catholic church whose closeness to God had caused his soul to blossom. In a crowd of people he was the only one there. Watering the flowers around the church and school, he's squirt the children with a hose and send them laughing and screaming He made it his job to wake the priests. He lived a thousand lifetimes every day. This simple deep and beautiful man made life manifest.

When he died he left all his money to the church. He was a nobody, an invisible saint, except to me. To me he was a light and a king.
 

Perknose

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: CADsortaGUY
OK, so I heard about this on the radio and then went to find it. It's a bit intriguing on some levels and I found myself nodding on more than one occasion when reading it. I noticed myself doing that and thought - what would others do? nod? shake their head? Why?

So I sent it to a couple friends of mine and told them to read it and then let me know when they were finished. Once each was done, I asked them to think back to whether they were nodding, shaking, or whatever.
I wasn't shocked with the results as you could imagine...

Here is the "letter" from your boss.

LOL, even your introduction sounds canned, brain dead and insufferably stupid.

If there was ever any doubt, now we all know:

YOU ARE LAME.







 

miketheidiot

Lifer
Sep 3, 2004
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1
0
Originally posted by: CADsortaGUY
OK, so I heard about this on the radio and then went to find it. It's a bit intriguing on some levels and I found myself nodding on more than one occasion when reading it. I noticed myself doing that and thought - what would others do? nod? shake their head? Why?

So I sent it to a couple friends of mine and told them to read it and then let me know when they were finished. Once each was done, I asked them to think back to whether they were nodding, shaking, or whatever.
I wasn't shocked with the results as you could imagine...

Here is the "letter" from your boss.
To All My Valued Employees,
There have been some rumblings around the office about
the future of this company, and more specifically, your
job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse
and presents many challenges. However, the good news is
this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What
does threaten your job however, is the changing political
landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some
tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your
best interests.
First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts
employers against employees, you have to understand that
for every business owner there is a back story. This back
story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see
and hear today. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside.
You've seen my big home at last year's Christmas party.
I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some
idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't
see
is the back story.
I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I
lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My
entire living apartment was converted into an office so I
could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which
by the way, would eventually employ you.
My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every
dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty
Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have
time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while
my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was
married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and
sacrifice.
Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a
week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime
they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive
homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting
the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was

trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing
item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My
friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of
luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and
my life into a business with a
vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to
afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.
So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am,
mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I
don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the
office, you are done and you have a weekend all to
yourself. I unfortunately do not have that freedom. I eat,
and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is
no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour.
Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year
old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the
fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the
vacations... you never realize the back story and the
sacrifices I've made.
Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that
made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to
bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that
overspent their paychecks and bought houses they couldn't
afford suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I
earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.
Yes, business ownership has is benefits, but the price
I've paid is steep, risky and not without wounds.
Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and
employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of
marginal benefit and let me tell you why:
I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I
don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes.
Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes.
Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on
taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes
and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing
him. Government mandates and regulations and all the
accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time.
On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for
$288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus"
check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.
The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the

economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying
jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a
flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home
pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare
check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the
economic stimulus of this country.
The fact is, if I deducted (or stole) 50% of your
paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean,
why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded for
only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why
your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't
understand - to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate
what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to
me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of
depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I
would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated
substantial economic growth. My employees would have
enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of
promotions and
better salaries.
When you have a comatose man on the verge of death,
you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that
will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you
defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America
and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it,
not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington
believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of
the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from
the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.
So where am I going with all this? It's quite
simple. If any new taxes
are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift
and simple.
I will fire you. I will fire your co-workers. You can
then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage,
your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my
problem anymore. Then, I will close this company down,
move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm
done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives
to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide
jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my
citizenship.

So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of
the economy; it will be at the hands of a political
hurricane that has swept through this country, steam rolled
the constitution, and will have changed its landscape
forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a
beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.
Signed, Your boss

edit - so the formatting is messed up - deal with it. :)

hey look, a right winger playing class warfare. WHAT A SURPRISE.
 

UberNeuman

Lifer
Nov 4, 1999
16,937
3,087
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I hope nobody minds, but this is part of an e-mail that I sent to a magazine for publication.

"The Boss

As a floor supervisor, I have fifteen people that I manage and work alongside on a daily basis on different types of projects. We had been sent a new "strategy manager" to
oversee our department - meaning that I had a new Boss.

The Boss had been at our department for a week, when I received a call for a meeting. I left the floor, my brow dripping with sweat, wondering what could this be
about. We have an informal office, so I walked up to the Bosses door and knocked - and the Boss called for me to come in.

I opened the door and stepped inside.

"Close the door, please." said the Boss. And close the door I did. I turned to face the Boss and she was sitting at her desk, head down, reading some report.

She looked up at me, her blue eyes glittering like a lighthouse across a blissful ocean. She licked at her lipstick red bee-stung lips, then smiled....

"I'm so glad... you could come..." she whispered in a hot breathy voice.

"It would be... hard... not to..." I said and walked over to her desk. "How can I help?"

"I have a problem - a wet, hot, problem..." she purred and she reached for her hairpin, removing it, to allow her long dark hair to fall to her shoulders. Her 38-DD bosoms were
heaving as she panted, slow and sweet.

She stood from the desk and pointed at her coat.

"Look," she said. "I've spilled coffee all over my nice new coat." She peeled back of the fabric to allow me to see the frilly undergarment she wore - the smooth lines of the lace were lightly coffee stained.

"and look - it's stained my blouse as well...." She took my hand and guided it toward her body. "Would you please, help me... take it off?"
-----------------------------

 

chess9

Elite member
Apr 15, 2000
7,748
0
0
Cad:

I'm proud of you boy!

The writing flows like something from Shakespeare's pen.

The syntax would put Noam Chomsky to shame.

The ideas are more profound than anything St. Augustine or even Adam Smith could have written.

Though a tear slipped the surly bonds of my oribicularis oris, I swore I would start a new business tomorrow and fight the evil government of the United States by opening my own Swiss Bank account, buying a dozen assault rifles and rocket launchers, renew my subscripition to Killing Wolves by Helicopter, and make sure my new business polluted as many of America's streams with PCBs as possible. I will find the soul of the American Way and live that dream like the patriot I know I am.

All because of you. <sniff, sniff>

-Robert