Originally posted by: MrsBugi
What a wonderful thread, Mojoed! It certainly had me chuckling here and there.
Here is my contribution:
"The Rooster"
One day, this farmer's rooster died. So the farmer went to town to get a new rooster. The man that sells roosters says, "I've only got one rooster left, but you don't want him, he screws everything."
The farmer says, "Well, that's alright, that is what I want him for."
The man says, "No, you don't understand. This rooster screws anything, and I mean anything."
The farmer says, "That's okay, I'll take him." So the man says okay and sold him the rooster. The farmer took the rooster home. The whole way that rooster was squirming and trying to get loose, and as soon as they got to the farm and let the rooster go, it went straight into the henhouse. It screwed every hen in there and came out with feathers flying everywhere. The rooster grabbed the dog, screwed it, grabbed the cat, screwed it, and then took off into the fields. The farmer was watching in amazement as the rooster started screwing the goats, cows, horses, and on and on.
Finally, later that evening, the rooster came running by the farmer on its way out to another area of the farm. The farmer grabbed him and told him, "If you don't slow down you are going to die." Well, the rooster didn't even hesitate. He just took off and started screwing the rest of the farm animals. The farmer got sleepy and went to bed. The next morning, the farmer got up and went outside. That rooster was laid out on the ground right in front of the house.
The farmer walked over to him, bent over, and said, "I told you if you didn't slow down you were going to die..."
The rooster opened one eye up, real slow, and said, "Shhhh, buzzards!"
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