WelshBloke
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Guess we know the reason why the UK can't win a significant war without the aid of the US.
All our butter knives are in use in schools leaving us unable to spread the enemy to death?
Guess we know the reason why the UK can't win a significant war without the aid of the US.
Yes, because the only thing a knife can be used for is to spread butter![]()
Yes, because the only thing a knife can be used for is to spread butter![]()
Not at all, there's many uses for a butter knife.
Jam, marmalade, soft cheese, spreading your enemies to death and hearing the lamentation of their women, marmite, peanut butter, etc
I can stab you with a pencil/pen better than I can with a butter knife.
Here, I'll give you a situation.
Your kid gets in a fight. It happens. All the time. The other person brought a butter knife to school for lunch and pulls it out. He proceeds to butter your child's intestines. Now instead of a trip to the principles office, you have a trip to the hospital.
You can avoid the topic with stupid ass comments all you want, but while butter knifes are pretty innocuous in every day use, they can do major damage in a short amount of time and are not required in school, thus should not be present.
Here, I'll give you a situation.
Your kid gets in a fight. It happens. All the time. The other person brought a butter knife to school for lunch and pulls it out. He proceeds to butter your child's intestines. Now instead of a trip to the principles office, you have a trip to the hospital.
You can avoid the topic with stupid ass comments all you want, but while butter knifes are pretty innocuous in every day use, they can do major damage in a short amount of time and are not required in school, thus should not be present.
No, you can't.
1) The pencil/pens will break in the middle pretty easily. Knives won't. You'll get 1 stab with a pen/pencil on an unwilling target. You will get a lot more with a butter knife
2) Knives are meant to be handled in the slashing motion. Pens and pencils aren't.
Butter knives aren't required in school pencils and pens are. This has been covered already. If knives were required for school, this discussion would be quite a bit different.
Here, I'll give you a situation.
Your kid gets in a fight. It happens. All the time. The other person brought a butter knife to school for lunch and pulls it out. He proceeds to butter your child's intestines. Now instead of a trip to the principles office, you have a trip to the hospital.
You can avoid the topic with stupid ass comments all you want, but while butter knifes are pretty innocuous in every day use, they can do major damage in a short amount of time and are not required in school, thus should not be present.
backpacks aren't required in school. Sure, they're useful and convenient, but the normal student could probably carry everything home in their arms. And if we ban backpacks, then we can get rid of the worry a student taking their backpack, shoving it over another person's head, and zip it shut against the other person's neck, possibly lacerating the neck and causing them to bleed out, or suffocating them to death. Or then they have one less thing to carry around all of those deadly butter knives they all plan on disembowling someone with.
Here, I'll give you a situation.
Your kid gets in a fight. It happens. All the time. The other person brought a butter knife to school for lunch and pulls it out. He proceeds to butter your child's intestines. Now instead of a trip to the principles office, you have a trip to the hospital.
You can avoid the topic with stupid ass comments all you want, but while butter knifes are pretty innocuous in every day use, they can do major damage in a short amount of time and are not required in school, thus should not be present.
Major damage!?
At this point I'm going to have to ask if this is a language thing and "butter knife" actually means "chainsaw" in American English?
In your scenario I'd guess my kid would have the advantage as the other child flails around with his butterknife. Unless there's marmite involved, all bets are off if the scumbag pulls some marmite out on my kid!
You're right. We should ban pens and pencils, especially since they are a lot sharper and pointier than butter knives.
what...
a butter knife is not going to do that..and a pen/pencil is far more deadly then any butter knife. hell i would even rank a spork higher.
Backpacks aren't required in school. Sure, they're useful and convenient, but the normal student could probably carry everything home in their arms. And if we ban backpacks, then we can get rid of the worry a student taking their backpack, shoving it over another person's head, and zip it shut against the other person's neck, possibly lacerating the neck and causing them to bleed out, or suffocating them to death. Or then they have one less thing to carry around all of those deadly butter knives they all plan on disembowling someone with.
It would be easy to kill someone with a butter knife and any kid caught with one at school should have it taken away from them. What I am arguing is that we don't need a zero tolerance rules forcing school administrators to treat all students caught with butter knives the same.
If a student who's never been in trouble brings a butter knife to school as part of a science exhibit, they should not receive the same punishment, if any, as a student caught with the exact same butter knife to use as a weapon.
Intent, actual harm caused and what's best for the student and school should factor in more than the letter of a zero tolerance rule when dictating punishment. We need our law enforcement, government and school officials to exercise more good judgement and common sense, not less.
I said stab him in the gut, not stab him in the gut, slice him around with ease, and make haggis with his innards. You have some pretty piss poor reading comprehension.
Perfectly harmless.
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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/s...hat-a-butter-knife-in-my-head-86908-21447260/
Dude got his face buttered. Buttered real good.
Careful, people here seem to think butter knives are made of jello and as dangerous as a nerf ball.
What if a serial trouble maker brings it for a "science exhibit"? If anyone is going to use it, it's going to be him, right?
I don't mind the USE of them in school. Couldn't care less. But ground rules should be set. Have them immediately give it to the appropriate teacher before school starts, retrieve it for the science project, give it back, then pick it up after school. It doesn't need to be on their person at any other point during the day. It goes back to removing opportunity.
I agree that intent is the driving factor, but before they do anything, how can you really draw out intent? Someone planning on using it as a weapon will say the exact same thing as someone who isn't.
What if a serial trouble maker brings it for a "science exhibit"? If anyone is going to use it, it's going to be him, right?
I don't mind the USE of them in school. Couldn't care less. But ground rules should be set. Have them immediately give it to the appropriate teacher before school starts, retrieve it for the science project, give it back, then pick it up after school. It doesn't need to be on their person at any other point during the day. It goes back to removing opportunity.
I agree that intent is the driving factor, but before they do anything, how can you really draw out intent? Someone planning on using it as a weapon will say the exact same thing as someone who isn't.
You will never remove all opportunity for our kids to make mistakes. If that is your goal then we should lock them in individual padded cells and educate them via a video feed.
Defining intent is easy, as is knowing when a student is lying. The facts speak for themselves and are usually quite clear. I've been involved in a lot of student discipline and had to explain to parents what their children did to get in trouble many times.
Final discipline was decided by a principal after considering the situation and what was best for the child. We didn't discipline students for pure punishment, we disciplined them to teach them what was expected of them by society and to teach them to become productive citizens.
I used to teach Internet research skills to 5th and 6th grade students. I caught one of them googling the term "naked women" in the middle of class. The kid knew what he was doing was wrong and he lost his Internet privileges for the remainder of the year and served some detention time. I worked long and hard with him after that to help him improve his decisions making skills, and sat with him anytime he needed to do Internet research.
There are schools that have zero tolerance rules that would have forced us to report the kids poor decision to the police. Instances of kids looking at porn on computers in school have let to children with criminal records and even being ordered to register as sex offenders. I would have been forced to treat a young girl who was entering puberty and wondering what her body is doing, and who searches for technically adult terms that could potentially return adult results, exactly the same as the student who was searching for naked women. That's not right.
That's the kind of insanity we get when we abandon our own judgment in favor of rigid, overly harsh zero tolerance rules. Why the fuck would you want to give up the one thing that makes us human, that raises us above the animals - our ability to think and reason and know the difference between good and evil - for the sake of a false sense of security from zero tolerances laws?
NOTHING in the school is harmless. my point is a butter knife is LESS harmless then a pencil, pen, etc.
Pens and pencils are necessary for school. No knife is. At the most, they are needed 1) during lunch 2) during rare occasions for projects. In #1, they can be provided by the school. In #2, they can be given to the teachers before hand and picked up after school. Pens/pencils are just flat out required in every class.
Side note that isn't related to the topic: I disagree with the pencil being more harmful. Pencil will get 1 stab, knives can get many stabs (well, unless it's plastic, in which case they are probably equal enough). I honestly don't see a way I'd agree with you on this particular aspect, but it's a stupid argument (I think we can both agree to that) that is irrelevant and tertiary to what is actually being discussed, which is ZT rules.
And this happens often enough in American schools that you feel they need banning?
If you ban everything ever used to do someone harm in an Aberdeen pub you're going to have a big empty building not a school.
you are plain wrong. Apparently you haven't seen what a pencil can do to someone..A pencil can still stab your goddamn eye out. Are you really that dense?
Are you saying a knife can't stab your "goddamn eye out"?
Read before you post next time. I never said pencils were harmless. I said knives can do more damage for the sheer fact they are multiple use and pens/pencils will break after one.
EDIT: Just for the record, I've been stabbed with a pencil. My friend and I were running to class, I stopped, he didn't. The lead went in about 1/8" into my shoulder and the pencil snapped in half. You can still faintly see the lead.
Gonna have to agree to disagree I guess. I've never felt the obligation to follow stupid ass rules and I won't force my child to either. If my kid is fucking around on their phone at school when they should be learning, then I will take it myself. If my kid shows me that their teacher is sleeping on the job then I will reward them for pointing it out and tell the school to go to hell.