strip club do's and don'ts? (update on page 4)

[Lager]

You should ask mill. He is a frequent strip club visitor.

 

[Spooner]

We made a lot of jokes at the expense of others in this episode, and we hope we made you laugh. But you know what isn't funny? Killing strippers. Strippers are people too even though the majority of them are already dead inside.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

But don't be creepy, saying things like "I'm taking you home" or "when do you get off work?", etc.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Rufio]

wear sweatpants that are really thin.

AHAHAHAA

 

[amoeba]

actually I take back my previous comment on touching. If its your first time, you should probably err on the side of caution.

 

[skim milk]

is it better to dress like you have money?

I'm gonna dress up, hopefully the stripped will be all over me

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: fritolays
is it better to dress like you have money?

I'm gonna dress up, hopefully the stripped will be all over me

Man you are an idiot.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: Rufio
wear sweatpants that are really thin.

AHAHAHAA

puauahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: fritolays
is it better to dress like you have money?

I'm gonna dress up, hopefully the stripped will be all over me

Don't tell them you post on ATOT! They will take advantage of you!

 

[Reliant]

Don't forget to bring your camera!

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Reliant
Don't forget to bring your camera!

^^ Another quick way to get booted out...

 

[JonnyBlaze]

where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: fritolays
is it better to dress like you have money?

I'm gonna dress up, hopefully the stripped will be all over me

uh...no need. they will see that you are young and will likely deduce that you don't have a lot of money. Don't tip the stage dancers like 20 bucks thinking you are going to get a lot of special treatment. Just relax , act bored , don't get focused on one girl, etc...... Remember, you are paying to have a good time. Its not a date. no need to impress strippers.

 

[edmicman]

Bring your mom, she can show you around.

 

[rgwalt]

My advice: Stay at home, spray your self with Charlie perfume, and rip up $100 bills. That is about the equivalent of going to a strip club.

R

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: fritolays
is it better to dress like you have money?

I'm gonna dress up, hopefully the stripped will be all over me

check my post above

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: fritolays
is it better to dress like you have money?

I'm gonna dress up, hopefully the stripped will be all over me

Man you are an idiot.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

Man, it would be cool to see a pornstar there eh mate?

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: rgwalt
My advice: Stay at home, spray your self with Charlie perfume, and rip up $100 bills. That is about the equivalent of going to a strip club.

R

well that and walk around painfully without "relief".

 

[JonnyBlaze]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

Man, it would be cool to see a pornstar there eh mate?

i saw jenna jameson perform at the foxy lady in brockton, where i live a few years ago.

shes amazing.

JB

 

[amoeba]

This topic is really hot. Its like every 2 secs theres 5 posts.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

All you need is $20 in ones(think about it are you going to get up and go to a stage more than 20 times?), and like $80 in twenties for lap dances. If you're 19 then you're going to a byob and it will be almost $20 to get in.

It's fun to go and blow money on some chicks and get a little rise out of it. Don't go and think you'll hook up with a dancer thou. I think that's why some people say going there is a waste, because they went thinking they would get more out of it than just watching some chicks shake their money makers for a buck.

I have however gotten a valid phone# from a chick once(I only tipped her a dollar) and went out with her once. after that one "date" she was WAAY to high maint. as most of them are.

 

[Sideswipe001]

Originally posted by: edmicman
Remember: There's no sex in the champagne room.

Oh, there's champagne, in the champagne room. But you dont champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room. None.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

Man, it would be cool to see a pornstar there eh mate?

i saw jenna jameson perform at the foxy lady in brockton, where i live a few years ago.

shes amazing.

JB

YOU GOT PM!