strip club do's and don'ts? (update on page 4)

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
If your skin is sensitive, put some protection on it. You don't know where those t!tties have been. Just gotta be careful when her skin makes contact with yours.

It's probably around $8-$10 to get in, $5 per beer... $50 will be gone before you know it. Bring $100 if it's your first time, you will probably only end up spending around $40 or so.

Maximize your enjoyment by checkin out the hottest 2 chicks in their and waiting to get lapdances with just them...

Have fun

Keep some money spare for drinkin afterwards, you won't wanna go right home...

thanks for the good advice!
whoa, they rub their t!itties in your face? , nice
We're not old enough purchase alcohol at the strip club.. so we might show up to there already a little tipsy.

I definitely want to try a lapdance with the best looking girl there
bringing about 50 bucks in 1's.

I'm pretty sure we'll have a good time, me and my friend always have fun when we chill together.

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: royaldank

Originally posted by: Lager
Also, I'd never seen this before. When they walk around asking if you want dances, they just grab your package and rub it while they talk to you. "Sure you don't want to go in the back for a good dance?" Crazy place.

LOL!

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: royaldank
If you happen to be in Memphis at the Platinum Plus, most of the rules stated here are null and void. At the Platinum, you can touch the girls and they sure as heck touch you. There is sex in the champagne room, the hotel adjacent, and in the rooms upstairs. For $200, one of the girls spent the night with my buddy back at the hotel for about 5 hours. In the back room, you can get whatever you want if you got some money. $100 will get you fully taken care of back there. Oh, the Platinum in Memphis is the best club I've ever visited. Open Fri and Sat until 6:00am.

I agree. Some buddies from work and I went there one weekend, and I was completely blown by the end of the night. Better than any other club I've been too.

 

[Zombie]

Originally posted by: royaldank
If you happen to be in Memphis at the Platinum Plus, most of the rules stated here are null and void. At the Platinum, you can touch the girls and they sure as heck touch you. There is sex in the champagne room, the hotel adjacent, and in the rooms upstairs. For $200, one of the girls spent the night with my buddy back at the hotel for about 5 hours. In the back room, you can get whatever you want if you got some money. $100 will get you fully taken care of back there. Oh, the Platinum in Memphis is the best club I've ever visited. Open Fri and Sat until 6:00am.

this weekend--------->ATOT effect...lol. 'Server too busy errors.'

 

[propellerhead]

In my years of experience visiting strip clubs, I found that generally the hottness of the girl is inversely proportional to how much she'll let you do. The hot chicks tend to let you just look. The middle of the road ones let you touch a little. The trailer park ones let you touch just about anything.

Like other said, each club, each city has different rules.

Tip only $1 on stage. You might impress a girl by tipping a $5, but it doesn't mean she'll go home with you and be your wife. It only means she'll flirt or hang out with you more than the guy tipping $1s, but that will only last as long as you are pulling more money out of your wallet. When she sees you're empty, she'll move on. Remember, she's there to make money. Not to find a date. When tipping on stage, the girls at some clubs will bury your face into their body parts. Some places, it's purely visual.

Lap dances generally cost $20. Same rules apply. Some places are purely visual. Some places let you peek into certain cavities. Some places let you feel it all. During the lap dance is where you test the waters. Try to feel a little. See how the girl responds. If she doesn't push your hands away, feel around some more. They very seldom jump up and call a bouncer to throw you out, unless you went directly for heaven with your index finger. Remember, they are there to make money, not to see how many customers they can get thrown out.

Some guys go there and spend all their time tipping on stage. Some tip a little on stage and go for lap dances. There's no set protocol on what you do.

Keep in mind, they are there to make money. You are not flirting with a college coed at a dance club.

 

[ajpa123]

I actually know a couple of strippers pretty well. But when i'm there i have to pretend i don't know them because it's uncomfortable/inappropriate .. we have an agreement.
Though i have never done it, girls are willing to go back to your place, for about $100, if they know you or know that you're not a psycho.. lol You have to be 'in' with them. Sick world ain't it :Q

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
I actually know a couple of strippers pretty well. But when i'm there i have to pretend i don't know them because it's uncomfortable/inappropriate .. we have an agreement.
Though i have never done it, girls are willing to go back to your place, for about $100, if they know you or know that you're not a psycho.. lol You have to be 'in' with them. Sick world ain't it :Q

You drive a Lexus. Girls probably think you're loaded.

 

[Linflas]

Just remember that the huge guy with no neck that you passed entering the club does not like you touching his girls. :Q

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: fritolays
Are there only adults there?

No, people bring their kids. Usually there is a playpen where the strippers and customers can drop off their kids.

roflmao

I bring around 50. 15 to get in, 20 for a lap dance and the rest singles for the teases you get when you're on the floor. Keep singles in one pocket and away from the higher bills always.

Don't show them how much money you got. It won't be a cardinal sin if you do, but sometimes you can get a ugly one that won't let ya go.

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: ajpa123
I actually know a couple of strippers pretty well. But when i'm there i have to pretend i don't know them because it's uncomfortable/inappropriate .. we have an agreement.
Though i have never done it, girls are willing to go back to your place, for about $100, if they know you or know that you're not a psycho.. lol You have to be 'in' with them. Sick world ain't it :Q

You drive a Lexus. Girls probably think you're loaded.

Dude!
It's in the shop.
I should be getting it back soon, just in time for spring.

It's going to be as good as new and I'm probably going to paint the calipers silver or red, maybe get it lowered in the summer and tint the windows.. and change the grill a little. The front end of that car is weak looking.

 

[kag]

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

Man, it would be cool to see a pornstar there eh mate?

i saw jenna jameson perform at the foxy lady in brockton, where i live a few years ago.

shes amazing.

JB

When Daisy Fox came to the local strip club like 2-3 years ago, she picked one of my friends to go on stage and she strapped a strap-on on him and he got to f___ her right on stage!!! WOAH! hehe

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: kag

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

Man, it would be cool to see a pornstar there eh mate?

i saw jenna jameson perform at the foxy lady in brockton, where i live a few years ago.

shes amazing.

JB

When Daisy Fox came to the local strip club like 2-3 years ago, she picked one of my friends to go on stage and she strapped a strap-on on him and he got to f___ her right on stage!!! WOAH! hehe

:Q

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: kag

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

Man, it would be cool to see a pornstar there eh mate?

i saw jenna jameson perform at the foxy lady in brockton, where i live a few years ago.

shes amazing.

JB

When Daisy Fox came to the local strip club like 2-3 years ago, she picked one of my friends to go on stage and she strapped a strap-on on him and he got to f___ her right on stage!!! WOAH! hehe

You should of taken pics! Great for Christmas CARDS!

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: kag

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I'm going to a strip club in Tampa, Florida.


Supposedly, there are some world renowned ones in tampa

Man, it would be cool to see a pornstar there eh mate?

i saw jenna jameson perform at the foxy lady in brockton, where i live a few years ago.

shes amazing.

JB

When Daisy Fox came to the local strip club like 2-3 years ago, she picked one of my friends to go on stage and she strapped a strap-on on him and he got to f___ her right on stage!!! WOAH! hehe

You should of taken pics! Great for Christmas CARDS!

and great for family newsletters!!

 

[kag]

Last time I went to the strip club, like 2 years ago, we all took the girls upstairs for lap dances. When she was doing her thing on me, she promptly grabbed my package and said "looks like you like what I'm doing"... I was like well HELLO... hehe
You either had to pay $8 for a full visual show or $12 where you could touch but she would not take her panties off. Well I got one of them to do me a full show plus touching for $9, HAHAHA. Then I gently asked her if I could see down there and she pulled her panties but there was almost no light, and she was black and I couldn't see anything... she laughed her ass off when I told her that, hehe.

 

[iamme]

DON'T take out your cell phone for too long, unless you're making a call. a bouncer thought my friend was taking pics with his camera phone, LOL.

 

[Regs]

kag, I would like to have directions to this place that allows touching!

 

[RagingBITCH]

Um, here in Dallas you can touch all you want. You just cant touch her pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

 

[TheGameIs21]

Here is my .02. I worked for 2 years at a nice club.


How much should you bring... As much as you are willing to part with knowing that no matter how much you give her, she isn't going home with you. I have seen men give up a few hundred throughout the night and they are pissed that they are going home alone. The girls are there to make you think you are the only person they have in mind so you will give them $$. As a rule, I go (which isn't often) with about $200 and never pay for a lapdance except for a friend who has a birthday or is getting married. DON'T TAKE YOUR ATM CARD!!!

How much is everything there... Depends. Cover's start at $5 and go up from there. You are looking at 10 - 20 per lapdance. Drinks are 2.50 +. Buying drinks for the dancers is a stupid idea but those usually start at $25 or 30. Tip dollar bills only to dancers or you will have a short night. They would like more but they don't expect everyone to slip 5's. General rule about drinks is that you should always have one. If you get mixed drinks or soda and just sip them for a long time, you will probably hear the "you must have ice" rule. In a nutshell... If you don't have ice in your drink you need to buy another one or they will ignore you or ask you to leave. Rules differ from location to location.

Maximize enjoyment... Sit off of perv row for a little bit. See how everyone else acts towards the dancers. Only sit on perv row while tipping. Some clubs are absolutely no contact by the dancers others let you get body glitter all over your face. If you sit on perv row, expect the dancer to pay attention to you only as long as you are giving her 1's. If you stop tipping halfway through the dance, you will be asked to move back or you will be ignored by the dancer. Also, dancers will go back and tell others who is tipping well on perv row. As long as you are tipping, you will be given plenty of attention. Don't dress like you are rich, as soon as you stop tipping they will know the truth. When you are getting lapdances, that is different. The girls are very territorial and as long as one is with you, no others will come around (unless you ask the girl to bring another over). Their lifeblood is the money they make off of you at the table. The stage dance is just a little extra for them. Just go and be yourself. They know you are there to see their boddies and they are there to show you. Simple as that.

Avoid a$$ kicking... DON'T touch the dancer unless they take your hand and place it on them. Watch people get lapdances before you buy one. Usually, you will sit in a chair and your arms will be behind you. Don't give a dancer change!!!

Avoid embarassment... DON'T tell a dancer in your drunken or lust filled stupor "You're too good for this. Let me take you away from it all." 1. You don't have the $$ to afford her. 2. She hears it from every other drunken idiot. 3. Most are in a relationship.

You'd be an idiot if you... Started to spank the spud at the club. Police would most likely be called and how would you explain that to the folks?

It doesn't hurt to... Let them know you have never been before and ask about the prices for lapdances and ask about the rules. It is in their best interest to tell you the rules so then you will buy a lapdance from them.

 

[Eagle1Fox2]

Originally posted by: Spooner
We made a lot of jokes at the expense of others in this episode, and we hope we made you laugh. But you know what isn't funny? Killing strippers. Strippers are people too even though the majority of them are already dead inside.

haha nice family guy reference :beer:

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: fritolays
is it better to dress like you have money?

I'm gonna dress up, hopefully the stripped will be all over me

Man you are an idiot.

haha. fritolays...the strippers are all oiled up. u really want ur nice clothes to get all dirty? and besides...the strippers dont give a flying fvuk what u dress like..as long as u have the money to pay them....chances are they wont be impressed by u and wont want to go out with u. dress normal. and yes. u are a dumass for posting this question.

 

[amoeba]

TO the OP.

I just thought of a great idea.

You should go with somebody who's been before so that you don't commit any violations and 2 so that he can tell you which ones are the good ones and which ones are not.

If you want a classier joint, look at the cars in the parking lot. This is usually a good indication.

 

[Cal166]

Comment about how nice her boobs look and how hot she look...etc, maybe she's nice enough and in return you get an extra couple of mins.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Lager
You should ask mill. He is a frequent strip club visitor.

I've been twice in 21 years???

 

[azazyel]

1 more tip.... If you are going to get a dance request a song....and that song will be "Closer" by NIN. If that is playing you will get a much better dance.