strip club do's and don'ts? (update on page 4)

[JonnyBlaze]

its possible to take em home. you just gotta have something they want and be a certain type of guy.

buy take alot of money for your first time. make it the best time.

JB

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
its possible to take em home. you just gotta have something they want and be a certain type of guy.

buy take alot of money for your first time. make it the best time.

JB

Do you get the crabs free?

 

[kami333]

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I knew I should have gone to Florida for spring break.

 

[JonnyBlaze]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
its possible to take em home. you just gotta have something they want and be a certain type of guy.

buy take alot of money for your first time. make it the best time.

JB

Do you get the crabs free?

i think those cost extra. or free from the escorts

JB

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: kami333

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I knew I should have gone to Florida for spring break.

Strip club is not the place to spend spring break.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
its possible to take em home. you just gotta have something they want and be a certain type of guy.

buy take alot of money for your first time. make it the best time.

JB

Last time I went a few weeks ago, one chick said she'd go home with my friend for like $600. He laughed in her face.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: amoeba

Originally posted by: kami333

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I knew I should have gone to Florida for spring break.

Strip club is not the place to spend spring break.

I beg to differ.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
its possible to take em home. you just gotta have something they want and be a certain type of guy.

buy take alot of money for your first time. make it the best time.

JB

Do you get the crabs free?

No,for that you need to go to the all you can eat crab buffet at Red Lobster

 

[loup garou]

<starsky & hutch>
DO it.
DO it.
</starsky & hutch>

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
its possible to take em home. you just gotta have something they want and be a certain type of guy.

buy take alot of money for your first time. make it the best time.

JB

Last time I went a few weeks ago, one chick said she'd go home with my friend for like $600. He laughed in her face.

Are you guaranteed some tang?

 

[kami333]

Originally posted by: amoeba

Originally posted by: kami333

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I knew I should have gone to Florida for spring break.

Strip club is not the place to spend spring break.

I think they beat my other option, spending it in the library doing research (all my friends bailed on me so it was either go alone or catch up on work).

 

[JonnyBlaze]

hell yeah. i wouldnt pay either. but some one will come home with guys they like.

but most of em are cleaner than all your girlfriends, stripping is just their hustle. and a good one at that.

JB

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: amoeba

Originally posted by: kami333

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
where do you live? that completely changes what you can do at the clubs.

first ones i went to were in south florida. then when i went to some back here in mass, i almost got my self thrown out for doing things you can do in florida.

JB

I knew I should have gone to Florida for spring break.

Strip club is not the place to spend spring break.

I beg to differ.

Theres cheaper ways of getting tang during springbreak.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze
its possible to take em home. you just gotta have something they want and be a certain type of guy.

buy take alot of money for your first time. make it the best time.

JB

Last time I went a few weeks ago, one chick said she'd go home with my friend for like $600. He laughed in her face.

Are you guaranteed some tang?

Supposedly it was. He has no trouble with the ladies though which is the reason for the laugh

 

[mugs]

Don't touch the boobies.

 

[royaldank]

If you happen to be in Memphis at the Platinum Plus, most of the rules stated here are null and void. At the Platinum, you can touch the girls and they sure as heck touch you. There is sex in the champagne room, the hotel adjacent, and in the rooms upstairs. For $200, one of the girls spent the night with my buddy back at the hotel for about 5 hours. In the back room, you can get whatever you want if you got some money. $100 will get you fully taken care of back there. Oh, the Platinum in Memphis is the best club I've ever visited. Open Fri and Sat until 6:00am.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: royaldank
If you happen to be in Memphis at the Platinum Plus, most of the rules stated here are null and void. At the Platinum, you can touch the girls and they sure as heck touch you. There is sex in the champagne room, the hotel adjacent, and in the rooms upstairs. For $200, one of the girls spent the night with my buddy back at the hotel for about 5 hours. In the back room, you can get whatever you want if you got some money. $100 will get you fully taken care of back there. Oh, the Platinum in Memphis is the best club I've ever visited. Open Fri and Sat until 6:00am.

Almost sounds like... you work there (or own it?!?!)

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: Lager

Originally posted by: royaldank
If you happen to be in Memphis at the Platinum Plus, most of the rules stated here are null and void. At the Platinum, you can touch the girls and they sure as heck touch you. There is sex in the champagne room, the hotel adjacent, and in the rooms upstairs. For $200, one of the girls spent the night with my buddy back at the hotel for about 5 hours. In the back room, you can get whatever you want if you got some money. $100 will get you fully taken care of back there. Oh, the Platinum in Memphis is the best club I've ever visited. Open Fri and Sat until 6:00am.

Almost sounds like... you work there (or own it?!?!)

wow, really does sound suspicious

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: royaldank
If you happen to be in Memphis at the Platinum Plus, most of the rules stated here are null and void. At the Platinum, you can touch the girls and they sure as heck touch you. There is sex in the champagne room, the hotel adjacent, and in the rooms upstairs. For $200, one of the girls spent the night with my buddy back at the hotel for about 5 hours. In the back room, you can get whatever you want if you got some money. $100 will get you fully taken care of back there. Oh, the Platinum in Memphis is the best club I've ever visited. Open Fri and Sat until 6:00am.

So where is this place anyhow? I know what I'm doing the next time I'm in Memphis

 

[royaldank]

Almost sounds like... you work there (or own it?!?!)

No. I just visited it for the first time about a month ago. I was blown away with the place. I've been to many clubs over the years, but this place beats them all. I was there with 20 or so other guys from a tournament in town. They kept telling me how great it was. It lived up to the hype.

 

[Dedpuhl]

Bring about $40 bucks ($60 or $70 if you plan to get lapdances). I've been 2 times: Once for a friend's 21st b-day and once b/c everyone was bored. I never got a lapdance, but I went through 20 or so $1's. The only time you should touch a stripper is if she grabs your hands.

 

[Lager]

Are most of the strippers hot or just plain ugly?

 

[ajpa123]

If your skin is sensitive, put some protection on it. You don't know where those t!tties have been. Just gotta be careful when her skin makes contact with yours.

It's probably around $8-$10 to get in, $5 per beer... $50 will be gone before you know it. Bring $100 if it's your first time, you will probably only end up spending around $40 or so.

Maximize your enjoyment by checkin out the hottest 2 chicks in their and waiting to get lapdances with just them...

Have fun

Keep some money spare for drinkin afterwards, you won't wanna go right home...

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
DO: Grope the girls as often as you want, even if they say no they still want it
DONT: Give them $20's they prefer quarters and dimes, puts them in a lower tax bracket.

LOL!

Also, I don't bring any money. I just use my credit card. When they come by I swipe it through their butt crack

$50-$100 got me a lap dance, the manditory two drinks, and a couple hours of oogling. Make sure you go to a decent one though. Some of the women in those privately owned clubs can make you want to become gay Nothing like looking at a big pimply butt stuck in your face.

 

[royaldank]

Originally posted by: Lager
Are most of the strippers hot or just plain ugly?

Honestly, there were about 100 girls there. A little of everything.

Around 4:30am when I was there, they called out any girls that wanted money to come up on stage. No joke, about 10 minutes later, there were 8 or 9 girls from the audience on stage naked. Not strippers, but regular girls. Some great looking, some not. Still cool to see a bunch of amatures on stage.

Also, I'd never seen this before. When they walk around asking if you want dances, they just grab your package and rub it while they talk to you. "Sure you don't want to go in the back for a good dance?" Crazy place.