Stephen Colbert cracks jokes at Capitol Hill

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Blackjack200

Lifer
May 28, 2007
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I'm always amazed at the polarized opinions people have about immigration. To me it's one of the very few really difficult issues. Abortion? Easy. It should be legal and encouraged. UHC? Not quite as easy, but I think all of us, save for the most radical libertarians, would agree that at least some level of medical care should be provided to those without means.

But immigration...

One the one hand, how can you stand on this side of the Rio Grande and tell a man that he has no right to come here to try to feed his family? It goes against our empathetic nature, which is a basic part of our humanity.

At the same time, I agree that we cannot simply let everyone that wants to come here, come here. Our infrastructure simply could not support it. Most of the immigrants would be unskilled and many would be unable to find work. That is a reality that I feel many on the left refuse to face. You can make all the jokes about produce and cheap labor that you want, don't doubt for a moment that there are capacity constraints. Ever wonder why it's almost impossible to immigrate to some of the more appealing European countries (Denmark, Holland, etc.)? Even if you marry a citizen it can be difficult.

IMO the only palatable answer is to make sure Central and South Americans are nice places to live too. You never hear anyone complain about undocumented Canadians. That wouldn't be easy, but we could start by legalizing all drugs...
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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I'm always amazed at the polarized opinions people have about immigration. To me it's one of the very few really difficult issues. Abortion? Easy. It should be legal and encouraged. UHC? Not quite as easy, but I think all of us, save for the most radical libertarians, would agree that at least some level of medical care should be provided to those without means.

But immigration...

One the one hand, how can you stand on this side of the Rio Grande and tell a man that he has no right to come here to try to feed his family? It goes against our empathetic nature, which is a basic part of our humanity.

At the same time, I agree that we cannot simply let everyone that wants to come here, come here. Our infrastructure simply could not support it. Most of the immigrants would be unskilled and many would be unable to find work. That is a reality that I feel many on the left refuse to face. You can make all the jokes about produce and cheap labor that you want, don't doubt for a moment that there are capacity constraints. Ever wonder why it's almost impossible to immigrate to some of the more appealing European countries (Denmark, Holland, etc.)? Even if you marry a citizen it can be difficult.

IMO the only palatable answer is to make sure Central and South Americans are nice places to live too. You never hear anyone complain about undocumented Canadians. That wouldn't be easy, but we could start by legalizing all drugs...

/facepalm.

You meet the invader trying to cross the border with a 50 cal and send him back in a box to send the message "don't do this". I don't give a fuck how bad your living conditions are, this is OUR country and if you want in then follow and respect the laws of OUR country and we'll help you out. Otherwise, you can risk your life trying to enter illegally and we'll make you dead if you do.

But by all means, please keep your door open and let as many people as you like come into your home and consume your resources.
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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P&N leaked over again.

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Mar 11, 2004
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Wait, people are actually bitching about Colbert wasting Congress' time? Any of you doing that ever watched C-Span for even a single minute? Hell just watch the video and see how long it takes them to even mumble a bunch of pointless shit. The guy took like 3 minutes to tell us that he'd be missing Colbert's march. And lastly, let's not forget he was invited there by Congress. If you want to bitch about wasting time, maybe bitch about the people actually doing the wasting of the time. Colbert made his points pretty clearly via his jokes, so I don't see how he wasted anyone's time.
 

feralkid

Lifer
Jan 28, 2002
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Pretty disgraceful little stunt he pulled. No respect. If I was chairmen I would have kicked him out of the room immediately. Really poor taste shown here by colbert.


You show unbridled disrespect for our government every day.
You're amazing, spidey. Truly a man for our times.