Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Episode IX)

[zinfamous]

You kidding? It's EA - of course it will be rushed out unfinished. It's only the surprise releases that appear remotely finished, these major properties? Always delayed, mismanaged, and pushed out the door before the deadline regardless of whether it has any right being released yet.

Just after the prologue, you get this: "Purchase DLC pack to unlock force ability!"

 

[Sonikku]

Just after the prologue, you get this: "Purchase DLC pack to unlock force ability!"

 

[lupi]

Only if you consider Kylo Ren to a reliable narrator. No way he had his own motives.

Exactly, how so many think that is a stone cold lock from the moment it was said still bewilders me.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Adam Driver is such a goofball looking villain. Such a turn off.

 

[sactoking]

Exactly, how so many think that is a stone cold lock from the moment it was said still bewilders me.

Exactly, I thought it was fairly obvious that Kylo Ren has no idea who her parents are. He was trying to insult her by disparaging her parentage. He was also trying to psyche himself up by convincing himself that he was better than her. It's a fairly common and obvious tactic, really, not some grand, canonical reveal.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Adam Driver is such a goofball looking villain. Such a turn off.

When they first showed him I busted out laughing, wtf where they thinking? His appearance is so bizarre for a villain and does a huge disservice to the movie. So many other people who would love he role and yet they pick that ugly arse dude. Whatever Star Wars has been dead since the original trilogy anyways.

 

[destrekor]

Adam Driver is such a goofball looking villain. Such a turn off.

You regularly get turned on by other villains?

 

[Sonikku]

You regularly get turned on by other villains?

Don't you dare judge me.

 

[lupi]

Was just watching Episode 1 and had a crazy thought. What if the force resurrects Luke in IX to reforge the order as his grey knights and this is how he completes his journey to become the chosen one.

Now that would really be pulling a long thread.

 

[destrekor]

Don't you dare judge me.

I knew I'd get someone to post an attractive villain. lol

What I more meant is that it is such a thing that one disqualify a villain because they aren't attractive?

 

[Sonikku]

Alright Disney, this is getting ridiculous.

 

[UglyCasanova]

I mean I’m sorry but cmon

 

[Paratus]

Kylo reacts to the Rise of Skywalker trailer

Example

(Hear’s heavy breathing at start of trailer)
Kylo: Ah Yes. It’s the exhausted panting of the average fanboy after they’ve thrown their tantrums.

 

[Paratus]

Adam Driver is such a goofball looking villain. Such a turn off.

In the Kylo reacts video he says he’s 100% behind the fan theory that Finn and Poe will hook up because he doesn’t want to compete with them in the same dating pool.

 

[lupi]

Chewie died

 

[blankslate]

Kylo reacts to the Rise of Skywalker trailer

Example

(Hear’s heavy breathing at start of trailer)
Kylo: Ah Yes. It’s the exhausted panting of the average fanboy after they’ve thrown their tantrums.

A Kylo Ren reacts video is the only reason I'd even lay eyes on this Trailer. Thanks for making it at least entertaining Auralnauts.


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[Kaido]

RIP Chewbacca

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/02/entertainment/peter-mayhew-star-wars-dead-trnd/index.html

 

[zinfamous]

I mean I’m sorry but cmon

A regular observer might deduce that you are attracted to this man, based on your obsessive posts.

 

[UsandThem]

I didn't want to start another Star Wars thread just for this, but the person who did this did a really great job, and I thought some other fellow nerds would enjoy it as well.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/this-fan-seriously-upgraded-the-fight-scene-between-obi-wan

 

[DietDrThunder]

Better than the actual movie.

 

[lupi]

I didn't want to start another Star Wars thread just for this, but the person who did this did a really great job, and I thought some other fellow nerds would enjoy it as well.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/this-fan-seriously-upgraded-the-fight-scene-between-obi-wan

Meant to do that when I saw they finally released the full version.

 

[lupi]

There's a rumor that with the GoT guys getting announced as first movie that the Johnson trilogy plan has been scrapped.

 

[lupi]

 

[Sonikku]

Man Kylo is gonna get trounced.

 

[blankslate]

This poster will likely be the best part of the upcoming Episode Nein...

I'll go watch the sequel to Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle instead.


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