Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet.

[Orsorum]

Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

What?

 

[dighn]

wth dude

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: dighn
wth dude

Great, we're all gonna die.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Lay down the crack pipe, mate

 

[So]

Kif, activate glass window.

<sigh>

 

[So]

Oh, yeah, and :heart:

<sniff>

Why must they have canceled you?

 

[chrisms]

Captain planet, he's our hero. . .

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: So
Kif, activate glass window.

<sigh>

The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards? checkmate.

 

[ViciouS]

Dude, please take your Lithium!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: So
Kif, activate glass window.

<sigh>

The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards? checkmate.

• - "What the hell is that thing?"

• + "It appears to be the mother ship."

• - "Then what did we just blow up?"

• + "The Hubble telescope."

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: So
Kif, activate glass window.

<sigh>

The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards? checkmate.

• - "What the hell is that thing?"

• + "It appears to be the mother ship."

• - "Then what did we just blow up?"

• + "The Hubble telescope."

Bender: Hmm... Words I never say... Oh, I know. Thanks!
Leela: Bender, stop trying to destroy the world.
Bender: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it "sorry"? No. Wonderful! Hmm...
Non-alcoholic?
Amy: Quit it!
Fry: Bender!
Hermes: Stop it, mon!
Zoidberg: Enough already!
Bender: Compassion. Shrimptoast. Antiquing? [Explosion] I'm all right.

 

[So]

"Strange... Why would Nixon - an awkward, uncomfortable man - suddenly throw a party? One of the most social events imaginable! It's a trap is why!"

 

[Orsorum]

Get your Tricycle off me you damn dirty ape!

 

[So]

That Guy: "This isn't a business plan. It's an excape plan!"
Professor: "So long suckers! Huhuhahahha!"

 

[Orsorum]

Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.

:laugh:

Fry: "So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot-Jesus?"
Jewish Bot: "We believe he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah."

 

[Orsorum]

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.

 

[So]

Gypsy: "Look, you want false hope or not?"
Fry: "Only if you don't have any real hope."

 

[Shawn]

I miss futurama.

 

[Orsorum]

Walter Koenig (Chekov): When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry: Say it in Russian.
Walter Koenig: Ven ve voke up, ve had these vodies.
Fry: Now say "nuclear wessels".
Walter Koenig: NO.

 

[dug777]

i love this thread

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: dug777
i love this thread

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.

God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

 

[So]

Brannigan: "Let's show these freaks what a bloated, runaway military budget can do!"

 

[Orsorum]

Beck: I'm sorry that song doesn't normally last 3 hours but we got in to a serious thing and then I forgot how it ended.