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Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet.

Orsorum

Lifer
Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

🙁
 
Originally posted by: So
Kif, activate glass window.

<sigh>

😎

The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards? checkmate.
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: So
Kif, activate glass window.

<sigh>

😎

The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards? checkmate.


  • - "What the hell is that thing?"
  • + "It appears to be the mother ship."
  • - "Then what did we just blow up?"
  • + "The Hubble telescope."
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: So
Kif, activate glass window.

<sigh>

😎

The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards? checkmate.


  • - "What the hell is that thing?"
  • + "It appears to be the mother ship."
  • - "Then what did we just blow up?"
  • + "The Hubble telescope."

Bender: Hmm... Words I never say... Oh, I know. Thanks!
Leela: Bender, stop trying to destroy the world.
Bender: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it "sorry"? No. Wonderful! Hmm...
Non-alcoholic?
Amy: Quit it!
Fry: Bender!
Hermes: Stop it, mon!
Zoidberg: Enough already!
Bender: Compassion. Shrimptoast. Antiquing? [Explosion] I'm all right.
 
"Strange... Why would Nixon - an awkward, uncomfortable man - suddenly throw a party? One of the most social events imaginable! It's a trap is why!"
 
That Guy: "This isn't a business plan. It's an excape plan!"
Professor: "So long suckers! Huhuhahahha!"
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.

:laugh:

Fry: "So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot-Jesus?"
Jewish Bot: "We believe he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah."
 
Walter Koenig (Chekov): When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry: Say it in Russian.
Walter Koenig: Ven ve voke up, ve had these vodies.
Fry: Now say "nuclear wessels".
Walter Koenig: NO.
 
Originally posted by: dug777
i love this thread 😀

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.

God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
 
Beck: I'm sorry that song doesn't normally last 3 hours but we got in to a serious thing and then I forgot how it ended.
 
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