Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet.

[So]

"Alright ... This is the third hose-fight that's broken up today. And the second one using actual hoses!"

 

[So]

Fry: "You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work but they don't pay you or let you go..."
Leela: "That's the only thing about being a slave."

 

[Orsorum]

Fry: "That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing."
Bender: "Oh, but you can! Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat."

 

[So]

Leela: "Now, bees communicate by dancing."
Fry: "Like my parents. Oh, wait. That was hitting."

 

[Orsorum]

Leela: Well, talk to her. Tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way.
Fry: Yeah. Either that, or be a man.

 

[brxndxn]

"What did those men die of?" (Zap Franagan)

"Crushed pelvises!" (Amazon women)

"Woohooo!" (Zap Franagan and Fry)



oh ya.. almost forgot

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." (Zap)

 

[mobobuff]

"Hugh Mann, sir."

 

[Orsorum]

On my planet, clams enjoy eating a tasty you!

 

[mobobuff]

"Ohh what an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere... and I thought I saw a two!"
"It was just a dream, Bender! There's no such thing as two."

 

[Orsorum]

Your honor, it was all true. my female incompetence, Zapps cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.

 

[tweakmm]

Bender > *

So long jerk-wads.

 

[sharkeeper]

[The music begins to get louder as the audience
begins to cheer in anticipation for the man who is
about to rock this arena off its foundation.]

#Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the
boogie said up jump the boogie# [x3]

[The spotlights die out. The jumbotron lights up.]

#Get Ready!#
#My name is.....#

[As the drum beat thumps out, and a large set of
pyrogoes off and the Armatron lights up with the
following letter rolling onto the left of the
screen.....]

______________C______________

[Another Drum beat, another set of pyro and another
letter right after the "C"....]

______________R______________

[Drum beat, Pyro, and the next letter....]

______________U______________

[Drum Beat, Pyro, and next letter...]

______________S______________

[Drum Beat, Pyro, and next letter...]

______________H______________

[Drum Beat, Pyro, and next letter...]

______________E______________

[Drum Beat, Pyro, and next letter...]

______________R______________

[LARGE PYRO EXPLOSION....]

__________CRUSHER__________

#Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the
boogie said up jump the boogie#

[Pyro blast shoots off, while on the screen, the word
"CRUSHER" rolls back, and then shots of JIM
"THECRUSHER" JOHNSON appear on the screen]

#Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the
boogie said up jump the boogie#

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: ViciouS
Dude, please take your Lithium!

Yes but he will die unless of course it's ionized!

 

[yobarman]

Farnsworth: "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
Glurmo: "Why those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."
Farnsworth: "Tell them I hate them!"

 

[GiLtY]

wow if I didn't know any better I'd think So and Orsorum are talking dirty to each other.

--GiLtY

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: GiLtY
wow if I didn't know any better I'd think So and Orsorum are talking dirty to each other.

--GiLtY

😱

 

[Pliablemoose]

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

 

[Orsorum]

Bender [singing]
Fry cracked corn and I don't care,
Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,
Bender cracked corn and he is great!
Take that you stupid corn!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: GiLtY
wow if I didn't know any better I'd think So and Orsorum are talking dirty to each other.

--GiLtY

😱

:lips:

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: GiLtY
wow if I didn't know any better I'd think So and Orsorum are talking dirty to each other.

--GiLtY

😱

:lips:

:heart: Keep talkin', baby.

 

[So]

Bender: "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans."

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Shawn
I miss futurama. 🙁

I don't, I'll trade Family Guy for Futurama any day.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Shawn
I miss futurama. 🙁

I don't, I'll trade Family Guy for Futurama any day.

Huh....

You don't miss futurama...yet you'd give family guy up for it?

😕

Also...

Futurama is way better than FG, but people love FG, because it tell them when to laugh, and makes them feel smart.

Professor: "With that big new Romanticorp contract, I've been able to make those government mandated upgrades you've all been suing me about."
Leela: "Ooh, look! You've taped up the cracks in the dark matter reactor."
Fry: "And you got a cage for the lion!"

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Shawn
I miss futurama. 🙁

I don't, I'll trade Family Guy for Futurama any day.

Huh....

You don't miss futurama...yet you'd give family guy up for it?

😕

Also...

Futurama is way better than FG, but people love FG, because it tell them when to laugh, and makes them feel smart.

That sums up my thoughts on FG. I used to be a big fan of FG until I realized how formulaic Seth Macfarland's humor is. There's no deeper wit behind it. With Futurama, there is incredible depth and intelligence behind the show's humor.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Shawn
I miss futurama. 🙁

I don't, I'll trade Family Guy for Futurama any day.

Huh....

You don't miss futurama...yet you'd give family guy up for it?

😕

Also...

Futurama is way better than FG, but people love FG, because it tell them when to laugh, and makes them feel smart.

That sums up my thoughts on FG. I used to be a big fan of FG until I realized how formulaic Seth Macfarland's humor is. There's no deeper wit behind it. With Futurama, there is incredible depth and intelligence behind the show's humor.

:beer:

Agreed, I still enjoy FG, but It's not the same...

Lurr: "Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
Wife: "And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?"
Lurr: "Surely it says 'love'."
Wife: "No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!"
Lurr: "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"