JulesMaximus
No Lifer
I get on the freeway, merging up to speed quickly and I move over into the far left lane to get around a slower moving truck in the middle lane. I'm going 75mph and I see this guy come up behind me laying on the horn and flashing his lights. So, I'm like WTF? He was nowhere near me when I got on the freeway and now I'm going the exact same speed as the car in front of me...which he cannot drive through so what's his problem?
Anyway, he gets up along side me and rolls his window down. I'm thinking, "Oh great, now what's this idiot going to do?" So I wave at him and say hi a few times smiling my face off. Of course, now he's really angry with me. :laugh:
On I drive figuring I'll just ignore him and he'll go away. Nope, he gets back behind me and tailgates me closely for a couple miles. I continue to ignore him but then a little way later he gets up alongside me again and whips something at my passenger side door (it was big and metallic and made a loud bang when it hit my door).
Now I'm pissed. I slow down and move over toward his car...stupid, I know. He moves over too so I slow down and let him get in front of me. Now I've got him! I grab a pen and paper out of my center console and write down his license plate number and call 911.
He got off at the next exit and I gave the Police a good description of his vehicle (dark blue Toyota Highlander with tinted windows) and I gave them his plate number.
Take that fuckwad. You had to be a big man and act all tough trying to intimidate me and it didn't work. Now you have a police bulletin out for you and guess what...when I got to my destination and looked at my car I couldn't find any damage. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
PWNED!!!
Anyway, he gets up along side me and rolls his window down. I'm thinking, "Oh great, now what's this idiot going to do?" So I wave at him and say hi a few times smiling my face off. Of course, now he's really angry with me. :laugh:
On I drive figuring I'll just ignore him and he'll go away. Nope, he gets back behind me and tailgates me closely for a couple miles. I continue to ignore him but then a little way later he gets up alongside me again and whips something at my passenger side door (it was big and metallic and made a loud bang when it hit my door).
Now I'm pissed. I slow down and move over toward his car...stupid, I know. He moves over too so I slow down and let him get in front of me. Now I've got him! I grab a pen and paper out of my center console and write down his license plate number and call 911.
He got off at the next exit and I gave the Police a good description of his vehicle (dark blue Toyota Highlander with tinted windows) and I gave them his plate number.
Take that fuckwad. You had to be a big man and act all tough trying to intimidate me and it didn't work. Now you have a police bulletin out for you and guess what...when I got to my destination and looked at my car I couldn't find any damage. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
PWNED!!!
