Originally posted by: broon
Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
Why would you guys thumbs up this? The guy isn't going to get in trouble for shit. OP was a pussy and didn't man up behind wheel.
How do you "man up behind the wheel"?
Originally posted by: DrMabuse
I was once in this Mustang in San Francisco and had two murderers chasing me in a Dodge Charger all over the place. It was an epic car chase, they were shooting at me and stuff. Finally they crashed and died due to my expert driving.
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Some guy came flying up behind my brother one time when I was a passenger. He was flashing his lights and gesturing. We stopped and he stopped. He got out of his car and I got out of the car. When he seen me, he took off running. I didn't chase him. I took his keys out of his car and threw them into the woods.
Then we left with his car sitting in the middle of the lane.
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Take that fuckwad. You had to be a big man and act all tough trying to intimidate me and it didn't work. Now you have a police bulletin out for you and guess what...when I got to my destination and looked at my car I couldn't find any damage. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
PWNED!!!
did he tell you to suck a bag of dicks ?Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Anyway, he gets up along side me and rolls his window down. I'm thinking, "Oh great, now what's this idiot going to do?" So I wave at him and say hi a few times smiling my face off. Of course, now he's really angry with me. :laugh:
Originally posted by: xSauronx
did he tell you to suck a bag of dicks ?Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Anyway, he gets up along side me and rolls his window down. I'm thinking, "Oh great, now what's this idiot going to do?" So I wave at him and say hi a few times smiling my face off. Of course, now he's really angry with me. :laugh:
Originally posted by: xSauronx
did he tell you to suck a bag of dicks ?Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Anyway, he gets up along side me and rolls his window down. I'm thinking, "Oh great, now what's this idiot going to do?" So I wave at him and say hi a few times smiling my face off. Of course, now he's really angry with me. :laugh:
Originally posted by: RKS
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: funboy6942
You know when they are on your ass like that, you have every right to slam on your brakes to avoid hitting a Chipmunk that runs out in front of you, which would cause him to run into the back end of your car, which is 99% his fault for tailgating you and running into your rear end.
That sir would of been "ownage", for you would of had witnesses that would of stopped saying to the cops he was riding your ass, and driving all nuts for no reason, you saw something tapped your brakes, and BAM he ran into you. Then the cops would of showed up and we would of heard then what the cops actually did to him 😀
That's also a good way to get charged with a felony.
We had that stupidity on a highway here a few years ago. The first driver brake-checked, the second driver had to swerve onto the shoulder. Unfortunately there was a broken-down semi w/trailer and the second driver went under the truck. She survived but her fetus did not.
Originally posted by: sandorski
You weren't driving like a Christian. Good thing Jesus didn't tell him to run you of the road.
Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
I've almost been run off the road for purposely slowing down and blocking a car that wants to get around after they flashed their lights and swerved all over behind me when it was blatantly obvious that I had no option to move out of their way. That's just for my own entertainment.
I was driving around in my hometown when some guy in front of me started slowing down and gesturing back at me. Eventually, he stopped in front of me, got out, and approached me in an intimidating matter (aggressive swagger in a muscle/wife-beater T). He barked out "You feel like turnin' off yo damn high-beams!?" I didn't say a word: I turned my high-beams demonstrating that they were not on and he was already sulking back to his vehicle. Kept 'em on for about 30 seconds just to rub it in. 😀Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Man, when i was 17, i accidently crossed the center line by my house due to me trying to swat a wasp away from my face... i looked up and a car was barreling down on me, so i swerved back to my side... the fucktard pulled a u turn, and followed me as i turned into my development, i went around to the cul d sac, and as i went to get out, he blocked me in and started yelling at me, etc... he finally decided to chuck some beer bottles at my car, i was sooooo tempted to ram his car and pin him in until cops got there, but i decided to pwn him, and put the car in reverse, and backed down about 1000' of the street at about 20mph until i pulled into a house that wasnt mine, at this point he was trying to throw bottles at me, but obviously had no idea of physics... in fact im positive i posted about this here when it happened.
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: funboy6942
You know when they are on your ass like that, you have every right to slam on your brakes to avoid hitting a Chipmunk that runs out in front of you, which would cause him to run into the back end of your car, which is 99% his fault for tailgating you and running into your rear end.
Don't be so sure. I'm sure that some judges would say *you're* the one driving reckless for slamming on your brakes to save a chipmunk. Someone who is willing to do so might not be the safest driver with the best judgement.
Originally posted by: Paratus
I had a similar road rage incident several years ago.
They were re-doing the underpass at my exit and had changed the 3 lane assignments from (left to right) left turn, straight, right turn to left turn, left straight & right, right turn. Anyway I needed to turn left onto the 4 lane road going under the highway and stay in the right most lane.
Some woman made the left from the left most lane and almost hit me by encroaching on my lane.
Anyway I turned into the supermarket where I was headed and didn't realize she had followed my until I got out and she blocked me in.
She then got out and proceeded to scream at me about how I almost hit her.
I tried to point out it was her fault for not checking the lanes and she screams she's been driving that road for 10 years.
I then point out they changed the lanes due to the construction.......
At which point she turns, looks at the construction, looks at me and goes: "Oh.... I'm sorry" gets back in her car leaves........
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Originally posted by: Paratus
I had a similar road rage incident several years ago.
They were re-doing the underpass at my exit and had changed the 3 lane assignments from (left to right) left turn, straight, right turn to left turn, left straight & right, right turn. Anyway I needed to turn left onto the 4 lane road going under the highway and stay in the right most lane.
Some woman made the left from the left most lane and almost hit me by encroaching on my lane.
Anyway I turned into the supermarket where I was headed and didn't realize she had followed my until I got out and she blocked me in.
She then got out and proceeded to scream at me about how I almost hit her.
I tried to point out it was her fault for not checking the lanes and she screams she's been driving that road for 10 years.
I then point out they changed the lanes due to the construction.......
At which point she turns, looks at the construction, looks at me and goes: "Oh.... I'm sorry" gets back in her car leaves........
That is the most confusing story on earth. Sounds like you were at fault. See bolded.
According to both the old and new arrangement, the left most lane was for left turns. Therefor if you were in any other lane, why were you making a left? Sounds like she was in the correct lane to be making the left hand turn and not you since she was in the "left most lane".
EDIT: Nvm I'm blind. But I'm man enough to leave my mistake for everyone else to see.
EDIT EDIT: You know what, I'll be honest. Your story still doesn't make sense even if she was already on the the new 4 lane road.
Originally posted by: CZroe
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: funboy6942
You know when they are on your ass like that, you have every right to slam on your brakes to avoid hitting a Chipmunk that runs out in front of you, which would cause him to run into the back end of your car, which is 99% his fault for tailgating you and running into your rear end.
Don't be so sure. I'm sure that some judges would say *you're* the one driving reckless for slamming on your brakes to save a chipmunk. Someone who is willing to do so might not be the safest driver with the best judgement.
No, because if they were following at a safe, LEGAL, distance, they, too, could stop. No matter what that would be a "following too close" or "reckless driving" citation for the following driver... well, considering that the leading driver wasn't also doing something illegal (speeding, driving under the limit, etc)