girlfriend = dumb bitch
girlfriend's parents = reason why girlfriend is dumb bitch
edit: and goddamn it, read it. Took me no more than a couple of mins
Cliff notes:
- guys owns Akita (Japanese guard dog, think vicious blue-eyed husky)
- invites GF to live with him
- GF dreams of getting a cat
- he says no
- she gets one anyway as a surprise
- dog kills cat instantly
- in the course of killing the cat, thousands of dollars of property were destroyed and a massive mess was made
- GF leaves him
- Hours later while the HazMat crew is there cleaning up the mess, ex-GF's parents show up, see the blood (from the cat), and think that their daughter has been killed, causing a lot of confusion and issues, which upsets the dog
- GF's dad even makes threats and damages property
- Last we hear, he's off to the police station to file report against ex-GF's dad