So you think you had a bad day???? Edit - 1 update

KeyserSoze

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Can someone paraphrase it, I don't like to venture into unchartered territory here at work.





KeyserSoze
 

loup garou

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Whoa, that's fvcked up.

Just read it you morons, it won't kill you and it takes all of 2 minutes.
 

spartacuskzm

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Can someone paraphrase it, I don't like to venture into unchartered territory here at work. KeyserSoze

An Akita, a kitten, kitten parts, a breakup, guys in hazmat suits and the girlfriends parents coming over, seeing blood on the walls and hazmat suits....not knowing where their daughter is.
 

Vic

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girlfriend = dumb bitch

girlfriend's parents = reason why girlfriend is dumb bitch

edit: and goddamn it, read it. Took me no more than a couple of mins

Cliff notes:
- guys owns Akita (Japanese guard dog, think vicious blue-eyed husky)
- invites GF to live with him
- GF dreams of getting a cat
- he says no
- she gets one anyway as a surprise
- dog kills cat instantly
- in the course of killing the cat, thousands of dollars of property were destroyed and a massive mess was made
- GF leaves him
- Hours later while the HazMat crew is there cleaning up the mess, ex-GF's parents show up, see the blood (from the cat), and think that their daughter has been killed, causing a lot of confusion and issues, which upsets the dog
- GF's dad even makes threats and damages property
- Last we hear, he's off to the police station to file report against ex-GF's dad
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
The part i don't understand is why the five guys in hazmat suits?

Prolly some sort of company policy about cleaning up the blood. He hired those biomedical, crime scene cleaner types.
 

Ladies Man

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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
The part i don't understand is why the five guys in hazmat suits?

it's what they wear to clean up blood and guts... not to mention i'm sure the cleaning products are not safe