So my sister is dating someone famous

[getbush]

You should tell your sister to make Jared hire her. Her job could be to not tell his wife about their time together. She could even do this job from home, and make decent money.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I know a guy who met Jared at a convention. He said he was drier than a popcorn fart.

A popcorn fart??

LMFAO!

WTF is that?! :laugh:

 

[SonnyDaze]

No updates from the OP huh? Well, well.....

 

[iwearnosox]

This is worse than getting a dirty sanchez from screech.

 

[GoPackGo]

Jared called last night...he said he no longer likes your sister... She wouldn't let him put his cold cut combo into her flashbake oven.

 

[Oblivionaire]

*sniff sniff* what's that...what ... why....that's a baloney and pwnage sammich!

 

[zerocool1]

does he have stretch marks?

 

[IBuyUFO]

Has Jared put his Subway into your sister yet?

 

[EGGO]

This is going to become a legendary thread very fast.

 

[Xyo II]

Well... whatever

 

[Nightfall]

Well, I chatted with my sister again this morning and apparently, he was an imposter. Looks just like him apparently. I don't think my sis is going to be seeing him again anytime soon. Oh well....I am just glad I am not dating.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Nightfall
Well, I chatted with my sister again this morning and apparently, he was an imposter. Looks just like him apparently. I don't think my sis is going to be seeing him again anytime soon. Oh well....I am just glad I am not dating.

ROFL, I hope you sister didn't order the cold cut TRIO first!

 

[Nightfall]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: Nightfall
Well, I chatted with my sister again this morning and apparently, he was an imposter. Looks just like him apparently. I don't think my sis is going to be seeing him again anytime soon. Oh well....I am just glad I am not dating.

ROFL, I hope you sister didn't order the cold cut TRIO first!

I would hope not either, but who knows. I try not to think of things like that.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: Nightfall
Well, I chatted with my sister again this morning and apparently, he was an imposter. Looks just like him apparently. I don't think my sis is going to be seeing him again anytime soon.

Did she figure this out before or after the Thai massage?

 

[MisterJackson]

We still need pics of sis

 

[Nightfall]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
We still need pics of sis

Sorry, I can't do it. I asked and she is embarrassed for being fooled so she really doesn't pics used.

I will say this, all my friends say she is a hottie. I brought her to a hockey game and my teammates who came with me couldn't stop drooling over her. I was surprised she didn't slap them around.

 

[jdini76]

Does he still have Colts season tix?

 

[jmdeathsquad]

can I have her #?

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

ROTFLMAO

 

[Beau]

I still call shen's on the whole thing.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

haha.. jared's subway diet took place in the city where i'm going to school

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: Nightfall

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
We still need pics of sis

Sorry, I can't do it. I asked and she is embarrassed for being fooled so she really doesn't pics used.

I will say this, all my friends say she is a hottie. I brought her to a hockey game and my teammates who came with me couldn't stop drooling over her. I was surprised she didn't slap them around.

So then it was just some douche impersonating Jared? Bummer, I know you were looking forward to Subway for life.

 

[pontifex]

hey i'm single. i don't think i look like any celebrities but i'll pretend to be one just for her if she wants me to.

thats a funny, yet creepy story though.

 

[TheNinja]

I'm actually the former "Dude, you're getting a Dell" guy. Can I have a date with her?

 

[krunchykrome]

Your sister fell for Jared, the subway guy. She must be desperate to date a celebrity.