So my friends and I get out of a restaurant

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Eli
The cops have better things to do than harass some people enjoying themselves because they're smoking a doobie.

if the kids were at home or whatever i would agree. but in a restaurant? they will send someone over. granted it will take about an hour heh

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Eli
The cops have better things to do than harass some people enjoying themselves because they're smoking a doobie.

if the kids were at home or whatever i would agree. but in a restaurant? they will send someone over. granted it will take about an hour heh

Outside a restaurant.

 

[pineapples10]

I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

meh

 

[LordMaul]

He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan.

8.7/10

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

I'll have whatever you are smoking my friend.

 

[XZeroII]

Call the cops. Easy as that. It's your business when you have to smell that crap.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

I'll have whatever you are smoking my friend.

LMAO, best thing I've read all week.
"This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs" :laugh:

 

[AbAbber2k]

lol at all the former stoners ripping on the OP. 😉

I kid, I kid.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I think you should have called the cops.

One time I was waiting for the train and some YOUNG kids were passing things back and forth. I knew they were selling drugs, so I pulled out my phone and called a friend, they darted because they thought I was calling the cops. They obviously knew it was wrong.

The next time I saw them selling, I did call the cops. Maybe now they can learn something and avoid jail.

You sent some kids to jail so they could learn something and not go to jail again later? 😵

You're an asshole. DIAF

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I think you should have called the cops.

One time I was waiting for the train and some YOUNG kids were passing things back and forth. I knew they were selling drugs, so I pulled out my phone and called a friend, they darted because they thought I was calling the cops. They obviously knew it was wrong.

The next time I saw them selling, I did call the cops. Maybe now they can learn something and avoid jail.

You sent some kids to jail so they could learn something and not go to jail again later? 😵

You're an asshole. DIAF

Maybe those kids will realize how stupid they are and change their life.

The only ones ripping on the OP are probably the ones toking up (or thinking about it) right now.

 

[her209]

Citizens arrest!

 

[fitzov]

Yes, just what our society needs: more snitches on victimless crimes.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I think you should have called the cops.

One time I was waiting for the train and some YOUNG kids were passing things back and forth. I knew they were selling drugs, so I pulled out my phone and called a friend, they darted because they thought I was calling the cops. They obviously knew it was wrong.

The next time I saw them selling, I did call the cops. Maybe now they can learn something and avoid jail.

You sent some kids to jail so they could learn something and not go to jail again later? 😵

You're an asshole. DIAF

Maybe those kids will realize how stupid they are and change their life.

The only ones ripping on the OP are probably the ones toking up (or thinking about it) right now.

God I just love the self righteous morons on this forum, it never gets old.

 

[Aimster]

the hell do u want to call the cops for?

You suck

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

You told your neighbor the following

"There are two ways you're getting out of this. And you have two holes. Take your pick."

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

You are full of ******

Smoking Weed is not a felony

& what you did could have been a felony ... you do not go to people's homes without their permission, hit them and leave.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I think you should have called the cops.

One time I was waiting for the train and some YOUNG kids were passing things back and forth. I knew they were selling drugs, so I pulled out my phone and called a friend, they darted because they thought I was calling the cops. They obviously knew it was wrong.

The next time I saw them selling, I did call the cops. Maybe now they can learn something and avoid jail.

You sent some kids to jail so they could learn something and not go to jail again later? 😵

You're an asshole. DIAF

Maybe those kids will realize how stupid they are and change their life.

The only ones ripping on the OP are probably the ones toking up (or thinking about it) right now.

You may not realize this, but many pot smokers change their life WITHOUT going to jail. They're just kids, they have a LONG way to go before they're expected to be productive members of society. Sending those kids to jail for marijuana is only increasing the chances that they'll become violent criminals. How about you go research this topic before you discuss it.

FYI, I've never toked up in my life.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

You are full of ******

Smoking Weed is not a felony

& what you did could have been a felony ... you do not go to people's homes without their permission, hit them and leave.

Check your sarcasm detector 😉 I thought it was a pretty funny tale

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

LMFAO :thumbsup:

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

You are full of ******

Takes one to know one eh?
😉

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: fitzov
Yes, just what our society needs: more snitches on victimless crimes.

IF U SOMKE WEED U SUPPORT TERRORISTS!!!1 ZOMGBBQTOKINALQUEDA!!!11

 

[TheGizmo]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

wow and I came here to tell the op that he's an a$$... but you sound like the terminator, except you're assembled to look like a donkey and you're having your man period.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I think you should have called the cops.

One time I was waiting for the train and some YOUNG kids were passing things back and forth. I knew they were selling drugs, so I pulled out my phone and called a friend, they darted because they thought I was calling the cops. They obviously knew it was wrong.

The next time I saw them selling, I did call the cops. Maybe now they can learn something and avoid jail.

You sent some kids to jail so they could learn something and not go to jail again later? 😵

You're an asshole. DIAF

Maybe those kids will realize how stupid they are and change their life.

The only ones ripping on the OP are probably the ones toking up (or thinking about it) right now.

You may not realize this, but many pot smokers change their life WITHOUT going to jail. They're just kids, they have a LONG way to go before they're expected to be productive members of society. Sending those kids to jail for marijuana is only increasing the chances that they'll become violent criminals. How about you go research this topic before you discuss it.

FYI, I've never toked up in my life.

Ok. I'll research it when you research it.

 

[doze]

Originally posted by: spacejamz
In other news, stoned teenagers get into an accident after leaving local restaurant.

Stoners with a car wouldn't be smoking on the street