so im joining the ARRRRMMMYY

[zanejohnson]

its something i've always wanted to do...so im gonna do it.

 

[ElFenix]

i think they drug test

 

[Jschmuck2]

Woo! Yeah! I've never been in a thread like this before! This space for rent!

 

[nick1985]

PLEASE

 

[RESmonkey]

/lawnchair , but I'm not going to sit down yet.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think they drug test

im clean right now.... talked to a recruiter all day today.

 

[EvilYoda]

Great, now I can lay awake in bed every night knowing that somewhere you're trying to protect this country. scary.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Great, now I can lay awake in bed every night knowing that somewhere you're trying to protect this country. scary.

Wait, you dont think this thread is serious...do you?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Preemptive parody?

 

[waggy]

hahahahahhahah oh yeah sure.

but really don't please really don't do it.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Great, now I can lay awake in bed every night knowing that somewhere you're trying to protect this country. scary.

you should be happy.. im in good shape, im clean, i actually wanna give something for once insted of taking.

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think they drug test

im clean right now.... talked to a recruiter all day today.

I am going to take a wild guess and say this will be your desired MOS.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think they drug test

im clean right now.... talked to a recruiter all day today.

I am going to take a wild guess and say this will be your desired MOS.

whoa they have that? i would be really good at that... but really and truthfully, i dont care what i do.. i want it for the job security.

 

[Juno]

i predict you will be discharged for breaching honor code within twelve hours of your enrollment.

 

[zanejohnson]

i know this probably looks crazy, but i really want to join.. it will give me direction in life, and a good steady job, and i can make a career of it.

i mean look at it, it's a way to go from being a fuckup to making something of my life, and thats what i have to do... you cant beat the system, join it.

 

[JohnCU]

lulz this thread has potential

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think they drug test

That being said, i hope they omit it so someone might kill this infidel!:laugh:

 

[loup garou]

FANTASTIC

 

[JohnCU]

dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

 

[DainBramaged]

Thank god you didn't say the Marines. :roll:

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Juno
i predict you will be discharged for breaching honor code within twelve hours of your enrollment.

nah im actually serious about htis

 

[Oil]

You just want to go to Afghanistan for the opium, right?

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think they drug test

im clean right now.... talked to a recruiter all day today.

I am going to take a wild guess and say this will be your desired MOS.

whoa they have that? i would be really good at that...

:laugh:

 

[GenHoth]

ZJ delivers...

 

[CrazyLazy]

if you are serious please do research on your own before you join. Don't let some recruiter talk you into it and join just because it looks fun. Your decision can have mortal consequences and you need to be prepare for that.