so im joining the ARRRRMMMYY

[Anubis]

bull shit, they dont let in druggies with a felony record

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Great, now I can lay awake in bed every night knowing that somewhere you're trying to protect this country. scary.

Step Away From the flag!


WOLF ECHO OUT!


<----hopes someone will get reference.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Anubis
bull shit, they dont let in druggies with a felony record

believe it or not ive never had a felony.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
if you are serious please do research on your own before you join. Don't let some recruiter talk you into it and join just because it looks fun. Your decision can have mortal consequences and you need to be prepare for that.

I love it when Zane Johnson makes retarded-ass threads, and people reply to them as if he were telling the truth and not some assbag making threads to stir up a hornets next once a week. Get a clue people!

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Anubis
bull shit, they dont let in druggies with a felony record

believe it or not ive never had a felony.

And the American Army lets in retards and drug addicts as well as convicted felons... so the first statement is wrong too.

 

[zanejohnson]

ive had two possesion charges, one for pot, and one for a controlled substance.. both misdemeanors.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

 

[KeithTalent]

How old are you?

KT

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
if you are serious please do research on your own before you join. Don't let some recruiter talk you into it and join just because it looks fun. Your decision can have mortal consequences and you need to be prepare for that.

i've been researching/reading army forums for the last few days.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

life insurance.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
How old are you?

KT

23

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Anubis
bull shit, they dont let in druggies with a felony record

believe it or not ive never had a felony.

Given your substantial background in drug use, you'll probably need a waiver to get in. On top of the waiver, you'll likely be on a probation and be severely restricted to your MOS.

Chances are you'll end up one of those people talking to my uncle trying to get out. He works with Section 8 classifications and such ... This one will be fun!

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

life insurance.

You really are a loser.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

OK lets say this thread WAS real (which we all know its probably made up bullshit)

But this assbag would take better care for his family if he were dead with the insurance his family would recieve from the military. In all actuality, he would be worth more dead than alive in terms of supporting a family.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

life insurance.

You really are a loser.

the plans not to die, but if i did, at least i know they would be taken care of.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

OK lets say this thread WAS real (which we all know its probably made up bullshit)

But this assbag would take better care for his family if he were dead with the insurance his family would recieve from the military. In all actuality, he would be worth more dead than alive in terms of supporting a family.

exactly, i accept this.. it's a good thing...if i die there taken care of, and if i live there taken care of.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

OK lets say this thread WAS real (which we all know its probably made up bullshit)

But this assbag would take better care for his family if he were dead with the insurance his family would recieve from the military. In all actuality, he would be worth more dead than alive in terms of supporting a family.

exactly, i accept this.. it's a good thing...if i die there taken care of, and if i live there taken care of.

You need a therapist or something.

 

[zanejohnson]

i mean, it's like this.....

im going nowhere fast, and if i join up, shit i might actually make something of myself....

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

OK lets say this thread WAS real (which we all know its probably made up bullshit)

But this assbag would take better care for his family if he were dead with the insurance his family would recieve from the military. In all actuality, he would be worth more dead than alive in terms of supporting a family.

exactly, i accept this.. it's a good thing...if i die there taken care of, and if i live there taken care of.

You need a therapist or something.

no i need a job or something.
and they provide your food, shelter, shelter for your family, medical insurance, etc... i mean you cant lose.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

OK lets say this thread WAS real (which we all know its probably made up bullshit)

But this assbag would take better care for his family if he were dead with the insurance his family would recieve from the military. In all actuality, he would be worth more dead than alive in terms of supporting a family.

exactly, i accept this.. it's a good thing...if i die there taken care of, and if i live there taken care of.

You need a therapist or something.

no i need a job or something.
and they provide your food, shelter, shelter for your family, medical insurance, etc... i mean you cant lose.

Seems as if you're your own worst enemy when it comes to getting a job.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dont you have a wife to take care of or something?

yeah and two kids, and this is a way i KNOW i can take care of them.

Not if you're dead.

OK lets say this thread WAS real (which we all know its probably made up bullshit)

But this assbag would take better care for his family if he were dead with the insurance his family would recieve from the military. In all actuality, he would be worth more dead than alive in terms of supporting a family.

exactly, i accept this.. it's a good thing...if i die there taken care of, and if i live there taken care of.

You need a therapist or something.

no i need a job or something.
and they provide your food, shelter, shelter for your family, medical insurance, etc... i mean you cant lose.

Seems as if you're your own worst enemy when it comes to getting a job.

and that's what im trying to change, i mean i could keep on scraping by like we are, or i could be pro-active about this.

 

[sygyzy]

Wow, this news is totally unexpected.

 

[zanejohnson]

i talked to a friend who did 4 years, 2 in south korea, and 1 in iraq, and he says its the best thing he's ever done with his life.. he didnt re-enlist, but i mean just the utter respect people have for this man is enough reason to want to do it.

 

[Ruptga]

I think it's a great idea (assuming you're not completely BSing us). As you said they take care of all your needs, and if you join the army they'll ship you off somewhere far away from all your druggie friends, which is absolutely necessary if you're going to stay clean.