So I just found out that a pickle...

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IronWing

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This has been the most educational thread in months. I award five (5) cookies to the participants.

:cookie: :cookie: :cookie: * *














*I ate one.

I ate one too. -DrPizza
 

IronWing

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I used to think that cling was a term for those wedge-shaped pieces of canned peaches. So one could by canned peaches in halves and clings.
 

Canai

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER



city boy, right?

Let's keep it on topic eh?
 

Wag

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Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically an aborted chicken fetus. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork. BABYKILLER!!!
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.

 

Aquila76

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Originally posted by: Wag
Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically a discharged chicken period. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork.
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.

Better now?
 

DVad3r

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Originally posted by: MrLee
Is actually a cucumber that's been in water and salt (brine) for a long time. I always just throught there was a pickle bush somewhere!

wow your bad, my grandpa had his own pickle factory in poland.
 

cherrytwist

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Originally posted by: DVad3r
Originally posted by: MrLee
Is actually a cucumber that's been in water and salt (brine) for a long time. I always just throught there was a pickle bush somewhere!

wow your bad, my grandpa had his own pickle factory in poland.

OOC, was his name Peter *Piper?

This thread always cheers me up. :pickle;
 

newb111

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Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Originally posted by: MrLee
Is actually a cucumber that's been in water and salt (brine) for a long time. I always just throught there was a pickle bush somewhere!

wow your bad, my grandpa had his own pickle factory in poland.

OOC, was his name Peter *Piper?

This thread always cheers me up. :pickle;

Peter Piper the Polish Pickle Picker?
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: tyler811
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
You want to know something that'll really blow your mind?

Girl scout cookies don't contain real girl scouts.

and baby food isn't made out of babies

and buffalo wings contain 0% buffalo :brokenheart::frown:

jees H. Chrisp you mean buffalos have no wings. Why did I not get this memo


Depends on which you mean...


Originally posted by: Rubycon
Milk is actually cow mucous.

No, milk is a different secretion than mucus. That's like saying that saliva is bile, or semen is sweat.


Originally posted by: Aquila76
Originally posted by: Wag
Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically a discharged chicken period. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork.
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.

Better now?

Birds are oviparous. It's appallingly unscientific to make those sorts of comparisons to placental mammals.

In other news...Soylent Green is people!
 

ScottMac

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Originally posted by: ades
My roommate had a brain fart a dinner last night. He was talking about his one prefessor coming from Boston. Then he mentioned that if he wanted a job, he might be able to get one "down there". We live in southern PA. Apparently he truly didn't know where Boston was...

The Northeastern region is often referred to as "Down East"

I don't know why or who started it, but Mrs. Dickenson, my third-grade teacher, said it was so, and she's never lied to me.

FWIW
 

ScottMac

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Originally posted by: randay
So? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And don't even get me started on toothpaste.

Actually, no. Honey is regurgitated ... bee vomit, not bee sh!t.

 

feralkid

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Originally posted by: ScottMac
Originally posted by: randay
So? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And don't even get me started on toothpaste.

Actually, no. Honey is regurgitated ... bee vomit, not bee sh!t.

And a cow's udders are not its "behind".
 

1EZduzit

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Originally posted by: Wag
Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically an aborted chicken fetus. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork. BABYKILLER!!!
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.

These days, no, but they can be.

I remember back when I was a young child my mom cracking open an egg and finding a semi-formed young chick in it. Of course back then all the local farm wives raised chickens (for butcher) and eggs for their own use. They would bring their excess into town and sell them to the local people and grocery stores.
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: 1EZduzit
Originally posted by: Wag
Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically an aborted chicken fetus. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork. BABYKILLER!!!
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.

These days, no, but they can be.

I remember back when I was a young child my mom cracking open an egg and finding a semi-formed young chick in it. Of course back then all the local farm wives raised chickens (for butcher) and eggs for their own use. They would bring their excess into town and sell them to the local people and grocery stores.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut
 

irishScott

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ROFL I learned that from "The Magic School Bus" in 1st grade. Sorry, and I know I sound like an ass, but :laugh:
 

1EZduzit

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Originally posted by: thehstrybean
If I give a nickel can I tickle the pickle?

That reminds me of a very old joke.

Gomer Pyle visits a house of ill repute, but only has 50 cents. The gal says that for 50 cents she'll let him tickle her belly button, so they go back to the bedroom and turn the lights off. Pretty soon she says, "Gomer, that's NOT my belly button!!"

To which Gomer replies, "Surprise, surprise, suprise! That's not my finger either."

:D
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: irishScott
ROFL I learned that from "The Magic School Bus" in 1st grade. Sorry, and I know I sound like an ass, but :laugh:

HA, I wasn't the only one to learn it from that show! yes ! :laugh:

op fails :p
 

chusteczka

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I did not realize the spoken word for those tasty little treats served at parties was the same as the written word, Hors d'?uvre, until French class in college. This realization came in an embarrassing flash when the professor wrote the word on the board and pronounced it at the same time.

In my epiphany, I loudly mentioned "So that is how that word is pronounced!". The professor asked me how I thought it had been pronounced and I replied with how I had always voiced it in my head when I read the word, "whores-dev-or". Oooooh, the class laughed hard. :eek:
 

sygyzy

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Originally posted by: nonameo
Crab meat is actually made from a fish! I forget which one.

Artificial crab meat is made from pollock. Crab meat is made from crabs.
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: sygyzy
Originally posted by: nonameo
Crab meat is actually made from a fish! I forget which one.

Artificial crab meat is made from pollock. Crab meat is made from crabs.

HEY! Who you callin a pollock? My family is from the Czec-Republic...;)
 

ScottMac

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Originally posted by: chusteczka
I did not realize the spoken word for those tasty little treats served at parties was the same as the written word, Hors d'?uvre, until French class in college. This realization came in an embarrassing flash when the professor wrote the word on the board and pronounced it at the same time.

In my epiphany, I loudly mentioned "So that is how that word is pronounced!". The professor asked me how I thought it had been pronounced and I replied with how I had always voiced it in my head when I read the word, "whores-dev-or". Oooooh, the class laughed hard. :eek:

I have a friend (nearly as old as me ~50 give or take) that just recently had the same kind of epiphany with the word "Paradigm" ... he kept saying para-dig-em ... at first I thought he was being funny, then when the light bulb lit he fessed up.