Originally posted by: FoBoT
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER
OMGWTFBBQPICKLEDCUCUMBER
city boy, right?
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically an aborted chicken fetus. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork. BABYKILLER!!!
Originally posted by: Wag
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically a discharged chicken period. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork.
Originally posted by: MrLee
Is actually a cucumber that's been in water and salt (brine) for a long time. I always just throught there was a pickle bush somewhere!
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Originally posted by: MrLee
Is actually a cucumber that's been in water and salt (brine) for a long time. I always just throught there was a pickle bush somewhere!
wow your bad, my grandpa had his own pickle factory in poland.
Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Originally posted by: MrLee
Is actually a cucumber that's been in water and salt (brine) for a long time. I always just throught there was a pickle bush somewhere!
wow your bad, my grandpa had his own pickle factory in poland.
OOC, was his name Peter *Piper?
This thread always cheers me up.ickle;
Originally posted by: tyler811
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
You want to know something that'll really blow your mind?
Girl scout cookies don't contain real girl scouts.
and baby food isn't made out of babies
and buffalo wings contain 0% buffalo :brokenheart::frown:
jees H. Chrisp you mean buffalos have no wings. Why did I not get this memo
Originally posted by: Rubycon
Milk is actually cow mucous.
Originally posted by: Aquila76
Originally posted by: Wag
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically a discharged chicken period. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork.
Better now?
Originally posted by: ades
My roommate had a brain fart a dinner last night. He was talking about his one prefessor coming from Boston. Then he mentioned that if he wanted a job, he might be able to get one "down there". We live in southern PA. Apparently he truly didn't know where Boston was...
Originally posted by: randay
So? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And don't even get me started on toothpaste.
Originally posted by: ScottMac
Originally posted by: randay
So? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And don't even get me started on toothpaste.
Actually, no. Honey is regurgitated ... bee vomit, not bee sh!t.
Originally posted by: Wag
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically an aborted chicken fetus. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork. BABYKILLER!!!
Originally posted by: 1EZduzit
Originally posted by: Wag
No it ain't- it isn't even fertilized.Originally posted by: Aquila76
If you think about it, an egg is basically an aborted chicken fetus. Think about that next time you sit down to breakfast and its runny yellow goo is trickling from your fork. BABYKILLER!!!
These days, no, but they can be.
I remember back when I was a young child my mom cracking open an egg and finding a semi-formed young chick in it. Of course back then all the local farm wives raised chickens (for butcher) and eggs for their own use. They would bring their excess into town and sell them to the local people and grocery stores.
Originally posted by: thehstrybean
If I give a nickel can I tickle the pickle?
Originally posted by: irishScott
ROFL I learned that from "The Magic School Bus" in 1st grade. Sorry, and I know I sound like an ass, but :laugh:
Originally posted by: nonameo
Crab meat is actually made from a fish! I forget which one.
Originally posted by: sygyzy
Originally posted by: nonameo
Crab meat is actually made from a fish! I forget which one.
Artificial crab meat is made from pollock. Crab meat is made from crabs.
Originally posted by: chusteczka
I did not realize the spoken word for those tasty little treats served at parties was the same as the written word, Hors d'?uvre, until French class in college. This realization came in an embarrassing flash when the professor wrote the word on the board and pronounced it at the same time.
In my epiphany, I loudly mentioned "So that is how that word is pronounced!". The professor asked me how I thought it had been pronounced and I replied with how I had always voiced it in my head when I read the word, "whores-dev-or". Oooooh, the class laughed hard.![]()
