Fuck snow. Just fuck it. I've got so much of this god damn bullshit it isn't funny. I'm exhausted from cleaning off my roof after snow blowing molasses wet garbage from the last thundersnow fall. Did that sentence even make sense? I don't even know anymore. There's still snow on the top tier of my roof, I can't get that...if it collapses the roof I'll just burn the rest of my house down and move to Texas. The town plow was kind enough to plow my mailbox off the pole for me, I had to dig for my mail. Nothing like digging a hole and cobbling a mailbox back together while cars whiz by at the top of a blind hill.
I need a thaw bad. Instead I get 3-6" followed by "snow showers" for the rest of the week. Where is my god damn global warming? I was promised a warm globe. I wish a weatherman was here, so I could punch him in his god damn throat. I know he doesn't make the weather but he's the closest thing to a personification of the weather that I can blame and punch.