Situations where you overheard women talking about penis size....

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: Stewy

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

lol.

I'm home schooled, never had sex (i'm 14), but saw a girl nude for the first time when I was 12 on the internet. You guys can probably figure out what happened next.

Didn't you post a thread about you having sex with some girl in a movie theater, among other things? Or was that some other 13-14 year old here?

Sex in a movie theater? Nope. Actually last time I was at a movie theater I was 6 and got scared of the movie. Never went back in one since then. I have a awesome HT system.

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: McGyver

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Crescent13
For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

And when, exactly, were you comparing your engorged penis to a small girl's wrist?

:laugh:

WTFMAN!!!!! That's sick. :Q


Just judging by looking rofl.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Crescent13
Didn't you post a thread about you having sex with some girl in a movie theater, among other things? Or was that some other 13-14 year old here?

Sex in a movie theater? Nope. Actually last time I was at a movie theater I was 6 and got scared of the movie. Never went back in one since then. I have a awesome HT system.[/quote]

I think the movie theater poster was OpteronGuy.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: McGyver

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Crescent13
For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

And when, exactly, were you comparing your engorged penis to a small girl's wrist?

:laugh:

WTFMAN!!!!! That's sick. :Q


Just judging by looking rofl.

you meant length eh?

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Crescent13
Didn't you post a thread about you having sex with some girl in a movie theater, among other things? Or was that some other 13-14 year old here?

Sex in a movie theater? Nope. Actually last time I was at a movie theater I was 6 and got scared of the movie. Never went back in one since then. I have a awesome HT system.

I think the movie theater poster was OpteronGuy.[/quote]


Yeah OpteronGuy rings a bell. I think it was him.

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: McGyver

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Crescent13
For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

And when, exactly, were you comparing your engorged penis to a small girl's wrist?

:laugh:

WTFMAN!!!!! That's sick. :Q


Just judging by looking rofl.

you meant length eh?

No I mean width. I don't think a girl's wrist is ~6", unless she's fat.

 

[imported_Stewy]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Crescent13
Didn't you post a thread about you having sex with some girl in a movie theater, among other things? Or was that some other 13-14 year old here?

Sex in a movie theater? Nope. Actually last time I was at a movie theater I was 6 and got scared of the movie. Never went back in one since then. I have a awesome HT system.

I think the movie theater poster was OpteronGuy.[/quote]


Oh yeah, it was. I was a little confused when I started reading this post because of that.

/Obligatory shens on OpteronGuy's story

 

[Eeezee]

Everything worth reading was on the first page, I almost crapped my pants

 

[Smartazz]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: her209
My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.

Triple WTF??

Quadruple WTF

Quintuple WTF

sextuple WTF

...................

septuple WTF

And yes, RichardE, sextuple is the correct word.

Septuple +1 WTF



For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

lol, kept it alive pretty long.

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
Interesting fact is that vaginal size actually vaires more than penis size. So you should be able to find a girl who happens to be significantly smaller than you, and she'll be perfectly happy

fixed

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: her209
My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.

uhhh...

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
Interesting fact is that vaginal size actually vaires more than penis size. So you should be able to find a girl who happens to be slightly smaller than you, and she'll be perfectly happy

that wouldn't work for me, and neither would significantly smaller

 

[flexy]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: tfinch2
It's funny to overhear wimmins talkin' about penis. In HS, girls think everyone is hung like a brontosaurus.

Until they meet me :frown:

comes from someone named "shortpenisguy"..rofl

 

[Goosemaster]

:laugh:

 

[Lola]

it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

 

[envy me]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: her209
My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.

Triple WTF??

Quadruple WTF

Quintuple WTF

sextuple WTF

...................

septuple WTF

And yes, RichardE, sextuple is the correct word.

Octuple WTF

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

I don't believe you. Which of the following would women pick if they could only have one for the rest of their life?

1. Highly manuverable index finger
2. Hard penis

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

I don't believe you. Which of the following would women pick if they could only have one for the rest of their life?

1. Highly manuverable index finger
2. Hard penis

lol, prehensile penis ftw

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

LIES, LIES. ALL LIES

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

Right.

 

[envy me]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

LIES, LIES. ALL LIES

:music:Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...:music:

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

you mean the wrist ?

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

You just said that so I would vote for you in the Chili's Margarita Madness art contest. It worked. Even though I don't believe you.

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

you're so full of sh1t, your eyes are brown :laugh:

 

[TraumaRN]

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it's not the size that matters but how you use it... all of my girelfriends agree.
honest to god.

you're so full of sh1t, your eyes are brown :laugh:

Nah she's right most of the women I know in this area say the same thing

Heck I know my girlfriend says that.

EDIT: Wait Lola probably lives less than 10 minutes from me :Q