Situations where you overheard women talking about penis size....

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  1. StormRider

    StormRider Diamond Member

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    I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

    Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

    So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.
     
  2. KLin

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    Whiskey...
     
  3. Whoozyerdaddy

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    There ya go...
     
  4. her209

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    My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.
     
  5. HardcoreRobot

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    one of my first jobs, lady coworkers talking about a male strip club
     
  6. myusername

    myusername Diamond Member

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    quoted for wtf

    :Q
     
  7. alien42

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    wtf?
     
  8. Kilgor

    Kilgor Diamond Member

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    Triple WTF??

     
  9. shortspanishguy

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    Quadruple WTF
     
  10. Mo0o

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    Every time i read a stormrider thread I feel better about my own life
     
  11. mrSHEiK124

    mrSHEiK124 Lifer

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    Quintuple WTF
     
  12. Geekbabe

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    does refering to one's husband as "that big prick "" count ? :)
     
  13. SagaLore

    SagaLore Elite Member

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    Please explain this illustration...
     
  14. shortspanishguy

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    sextuple WTF
     
  15. Zolty

    Zolty Diamond Member

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    Was she right?
     
  16. jagec

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    So is your sig based on a real-life experience?
     
  17. RichardE

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    ...................
     
  18. loup garou

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    Troll troll troll penis, blah blah blah, troll, breasts. Blah blah troll, ass, blah blah blah, insecure.
     
  19. Howard

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    septuple WTF

    And yes, RichardE, sextuple is the correct word.
     
  20. RichardE

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    I was too in shock at the wrongness to think :p
     
  21. tfinch2

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    It's funny to overhear wimmins talkin' about penis. In HS, girls think everyone is hung like a brontosaurus.
     
  22. Proletariat

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    LOL
     
  23. shortspanishguy

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    Until they meet me :frown:
     
  24. RichardE

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    As the name suggests huh :p
     
  25. shortspanishguy

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    :eek: