Situations where you overheard women talking about penis size....

[her209]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: her209
My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.

So is your sig based on a real-life experience?

No, its actually a quote from Wedding Crashers.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
does refering to one's husband as "that big prick "" count ?

No need to lie. We know he's hung like an elf =)

 

[z0mb13]

<--- asian

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
<--- asian

 

[Proletariat]

I have a huge penisss

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

 

[whistleclient]

Adam Sandler: So, does penis size matter to you girls?
Girl one: Well we've really been arguing about this. I mean, I like them big....
Adam Sandler: Yeah?
Girl two: And I like them ginormous!

 

[totalcommand]

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: her209
My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.

wtf?

m m m m m M O N S T E R WTF

 

[McGyver]

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

big is always a relative term. take this for instance, the girls never talk about the sizes of their vaginas.

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: her209
My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.

Triple WTF??

Quadruple WTF

Quintuple WTF

sextuple WTF

...................

septuple WTF

And yes, RichardE, sextuple is the correct word.

Septuple +1 WTF



For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

lol.

I'm home schooled, never had sex (i'm 14), but saw a girl nude for the first time when I was 12 on the internet. You guys can probably figure out what happened next.

 

[scottish144]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: her209
My mom kept telling me how big my penis was going to be when I grew up. I didn't believe her. Seriously, she kept illustrating her point with one of those milk glasses you see the commercials.

Triple WTF??

Quadruple WTF

Quintuple WTF

sextuple WTF

...................

septuple WTF

And yes, RichardE, sextuple is the correct word.

Septuple +1 WTF



For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

WTFage and shens to her209.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

lol.

I'm home schooled, never had sex (i'm 14), but saw a girl nude for the first time when I was 12 on the internet. You guys can probably figure out what happened next.

u turned gay?

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

lol.

I'm home schooled, never had sex (i'm 14), but saw a girl nude for the first time when I was 12 on the internet. You guys can probably figure out what happened next.

u turned gay?

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thanks I got a laugh today.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

lol.

I'm home schooled, never had sex (i'm 14), but saw a girl nude for the first time when I was 12 on the internet. You guys can probably figure out what happened next.

u turned gay?

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thanks I got a laugh today.

you passed out?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

lol.

I'm home schooled, never had sex (i'm 14), but saw a girl nude for the first time when I was 12 on the internet. You guys can probably figure out what happened next.

You instantly spooged on yourself.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Crescent13
For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

And when, exactly, were you comparing your engorged penis to a small girl's wrist?

 

[EightySix Four]

Interesting fact is that vaginal size actually vaires more than penis size. So you should be able to find a girl who happens to be slightly smaller than you, and she'll be perfectly happy

 

[McGyver]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Crescent13
For the record, my penis is the size of a small girl's wrist (when large).
EDIT:I'm African-American.

And when, exactly, were you comparing your engorged penis to a small girl's wrist?

:laugh:

 

[imported_Stewy]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: StormRider
I guess the first time I overheard girls talking about it was in Junior High. There was a bunch of girls chatting away a few chairs away from me and I saw one of the girls wrapped her index finger and thumb around her wrist and said, "It was as thick as my wrist!" and the other girls giggling. That made me feel insecure because there is no way my penis is as thick as a wrist.

Another time was in my first job. There was some older secretaries there and I overheard one of them talking about a Richard Gere movie. She kept saying she was "disappointed" in what she saw. When I got home I looked up the movie section and found out that Richard Gere appeared in a full frontal nude scene. Later on while listening to Howard Stern, I heard him make fun of that scene.

So, it seems that size is really important to women based on these personal observations.

junior high? thats really young

Yeah, back then I was thinking, "Are people having sex now? Or is it just a show and tell thing going on? What's going on?"

they are all sluts I tell ya!

Yeah About 3 years ago my friend told me he had sex at 13..so thats like 8th grade. I was like wtf? When i was 13 I was like...holy ****** I just saw a boobie on tv.

Yeah I hope I dont have a daughter.. she will be home schooled and not let out until 18!!

lol.

I'm home schooled, never had sex (i'm 14), but saw a girl nude for the first time when I was 12 on the internet. You guys can probably figure out what happened next.

Didn't you post a thread about you having sex with some girl in a movie theater, among other things? Or was that some other 13-14 year old here?

 

[PingSpike]

Yeah, women like big cocks. They have a variety of lies to hide this, from the bold faced (...its the motion of the oceon!) to tacit admission. (Its more important that its got good girth, length isn't important!) Newsflash, long cocks are wider too.