Chiropteran
Diamond Member
Don't worry about, it's no big deal. Worst case scenario you turn the dog into either a vicious monster or a depressed shell of an animal. If that happens you can just put it to sleep and buy a new puppy.
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Leros
About three years ago, I came home and as I walked into the house some big dog I had never seen before jumps up and bites me on the arm. I instinctively kicked it in the chest. I thought I was being attacked by some crazy wild animal. As it turns out, my sister had just gotten a new dog and it was freaking out. It was a rescue dog which was previously abused which explains why it freaked out.
I was wearing steel-toed boots when I kicked it and I broke a few of its ribs. I hurt it pretty bad actually. It turned out to be the sweetest dog I've ever met and never even looked mean since. But it still shakes in fear when I'm around. 🙁
you got some fucking issues.
Originally posted by: KB
You should be fixed you beast! I spank my dog harder when he goes outside, does nothing then comes in and pees. Dogs tend to live in the here and now and will quickly forgive you if you show them love later. Thats why we like dogs!
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: zoiks
Originally posted by: OdiN
Big deal.
It's an outside pet, and it just wanted to be outside instead of cooped up inside. Dogs belong outside anyway.
Exactly. Too many people treat dogs as like they were human. Confuses the fuck out of the dog as well.
wow, look ma...trolls.
We have domesticated dogs. They belong next to their humans.
Originally posted by: zoiks
Originally posted by: OdiN
Big deal.
It's an outside pet, and it just wanted to be outside instead of cooped up inside. Dogs belong outside anyway.
Exactly. Too many people treat dogs as like they were human. Confuses the fuck out of the dog as well.
Originally posted by: Devine
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Leros
About three years ago, I came home and as I walked into the house some big dog I had never seen before jumps up and bites me on the arm. I instinctively kicked it in the chest. I thought I was being attacked by some crazy wild animal. As it turns out, my sister had just gotten a new dog and it was freaking out. It was a rescue dog which was previously abused which explains why it freaked out.
I was wearing steel-toed boots when I kicked it and I broke a few of its ribs. I hurt it pretty bad actually. It turned out to be the sweetest dog I've ever met and never even looked mean since. But it still shakes in fear when I'm around. 🙁
you got some fucking issues.
What's the issue, all I see is somebody walking into their house and they got attacked by a large animal that they've never seen before. They defended themselves, problem? It's not like he went down to the pound and started kicked all the animals there.
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: zoiks
Originally posted by: OdiN
Big deal.
It's an outside pet, and it just wanted to be outside instead of cooped up inside. Dogs belong outside anyway.
Exactly. Too many people treat dogs as like they were human. Confuses the fuck out of the dog as well.
wow, look ma...trolls.
We have domesticated dogs. They belong next to their humans.
Awesome. I'm now a troll since I think dogs belong outside.
This is great!
Originally posted by: Fritzo
1) Lock your dog and your spouse in your car's trunk.
2) Wait 30 minutes.
3) Open the lid, an see which one is happy to see you.
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: Fritzo
1) Lock your dog and your spouse in your car's trunk.
2) Wait 30 minutes.
3) Open the lid, an see which one is happy to see you.
LOL
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Originally posted by: NaOH
Originally posted by: OdiN
Big deal.
It's an outside pet, and it just wanted to be outside instead of cooped up inside. Dogs belong outside anyway.
Yeah, hence why I take her out often. But man was I fucking pissed when she constantly ran back and forth between being outside and in the house.
Sometimes dogs are the sweetest things, and other times they just piss the hell out of you. The boston terrier i referred to earlier destroyed my 500GB HDD a week ago by dragging it to the floor :|
Originally posted by: Finalnight
Originally posted by: Devine
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Leros
About three years ago, I came home and as I walked into the house some big dog I had never seen before jumps up and bites me on the arm. I instinctively kicked it in the chest. I thought I was being attacked by some crazy wild animal. As it turns out, my sister had just gotten a new dog and it was freaking out. It was a rescue dog which was previously abused which explains why it freaked out.
I was wearing steel-toed boots when I kicked it and I broke a few of its ribs. I hurt it pretty bad actually. It turned out to be the sweetest dog I've ever met and never even looked mean since. But it still shakes in fear when I'm around. 🙁
you got some fucking issues.
What's the issue, all I see is somebody walking into their house and they got attacked by a large animal that they've never seen before. They defended themselves, problem? It's not like he went down to the pound and started kicked all the animals there.
He was just trying to be flamebait.
Originally posted by: RichardE
You should only spank them if there caught in the act. Unlike humans you can't say "Im spanking you because you pissed on the floor".
For reference, it would be like someone coming into you room, slapping you around a bit and throwing you outside, giving you some food, slapping you around some more, and throwing you in your room.
Thats it, you have no idea wtf you did to get slapped around.
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Finalnight
Originally posted by: Devine
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Leros
About three years ago, I came home and as I walked into the house some big dog I had never seen before jumps up and bites me on the arm. I instinctively kicked it in the chest. I thought I was being attacked by some crazy wild animal. As it turns out, my sister had just gotten a new dog and it was freaking out. It was a rescue dog which was previously abused which explains why it freaked out.
I was wearing steel-toed boots when I kicked it and I broke a few of its ribs. I hurt it pretty bad actually. It turned out to be the sweetest dog I've ever met and never even looked mean since. But it still shakes in fear when I'm around. 🙁
you got some fucking issues.
What's the issue, all I see is somebody walking into their house and they got attacked by a large animal that they've never seen before. They defended themselves, problem? It's not like he went down to the pound and started kicked all the animals there.
He was just trying to be flamebait.
No I was not. If the dog was still biting, a knee up would have been effective and then closing the door. To kick the dog it would have more than likely have released.
It was an action out of fear not control and evidence that most don't know crap about animal discipline...the dude if anything created a pet that feared being kicked again and the result of that is a pet that's more likely to attack.
If you have to beat the crap out of a dog it means you have waited far to long to train it. Trying this crap on a large breed would prove the human loses hand to hand vs animal.
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: KB
You should be fixed you beast! I spank my dog harder when he goes outside, does nothing then comes in and pees. Dogs tend to live in the here and now and will quickly forgive you if you show them love later. Thats why we like dogs!
In fact, dogs love you more than your spouse! To prove it, try this:
1) Lock your dog and your spouse in your car's trunk.
2) Wait 30 minutes.
3) Open the lid, an see which one is happy to see you.
Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: KB
You should be fixed you beast! I spank my dog harder when he goes outside, does nothing then comes in and pees. Dogs tend to live in the here and now and will quickly forgive you if you show them love later. Thats why we like dogs!
In fact, dogs love you more than your spouse! To prove it, try this:
1) Lock your dog and your spouse in your car's trunk.
2) Wait 30 minutes.
3) Open the lid, an see which one is happy to see you.
Depends on how kinky your spouse is. If they are both unhappy to see you because you interrupted them 30 minutes later, quickly close the trunk and rethink this test. Maybe try a cat and your spouse next time for better results.
And yes, most dogs belong outside unless they are really small dogs and might otherwise get eaten by large birds, cats, snakes or other dogs. Medium and large dogs in the house are just nasty and treat the house like a barn ripping stuff apart, breaking stuff and pissing and crapping all over. Even professionally trained dogs will do this on occasion. Which is why the cops frequently dump trained dogs at the shelters. I know about this, since I adopted a few ex cop dogie malcontents before.
And people who let their dogs stay inside and jump and slobber all over guests and sleep on the furniture and beds are usually just as gross and stinky as the dogs are. Anything that licks its privates non stop then licks you in the mouth to see what you just ate is putrid and spreads diseases.
All dogs will also revert to feral behavior rather quickly if left to their own devices. Just look at all the tales about dogs eating off owners body parts like ears, noses, and lips if the owner passes out drunk or has a medical condition for a period of time or dies. Dogs are unpredictable neurotic little curs which obviously belong outside with the wolf packs they recently descended from.