Sigh...feel like crap

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: Leros
About three years ago, I came home and as I walked into the house some big dog I had never seen before jumps up and bites me on the arm. I instinctively kicked it in the chest. I thought I was being attacked by some crazy wild animal. As it turns out, my sister had just gotten a new dog and it was freaking out. It was a rescue dog which was previously abused which explains why it freaked out.

I was wearing steel-toed boots when I kicked it and I broke a few of its ribs. I hurt it pretty bad actually. It turned out to be the sweetest dog I've ever met and never even looked mean since. But it still shakes in fear when I'm around.

Good job! This is how dogs who attack people need to be treated. Pack mentality training at its finest.

And if alkemyst jumped up and bit me on the arm, I would have done the same exact thing.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: KB
You should be fixed you beast! I spank my dog harder when he goes outside, does nothing then comes in and pees. Dogs tend to live in the here and now and will quickly forgive you if you show them love later. Thats why we like dogs!

In fact, dogs love you more than your spouse! To prove it, try this:

1) Lock your dog and your spouse in your car's trunk.
2) Wait 30 minutes.
3) Open the lid, an see which one is happy to see you.

Depends on how kinky your spouse is. If they are both unhappy to see you because you interrupted them 30 minutes later, quickly close the trunk and rethink this test. Maybe try a cat and your spouse next time for better results.

And yes, most dogs belong outside unless they are really small dogs and might otherwise get eaten by large birds, cats, snakes or other dogs. Medium and large dogs in the house are just nasty and treat the house like a barn ripping stuff apart, breaking stuff and pissing and crapping all over. Even professionally trained dogs will do this on occasion. Which is why the cops frequently dump trained dogs at the shelters. I know about this, since I adopted a few ex cop dogie malcontents before.

And people who let their dogs stay inside and jump and slobber all over guests and sleep on the furniture and beds are usually just as gross and stinky as the dogs are. Anything that licks its privates non stop then licks you in the mouth to see what you just ate is putrid and spreads diseases.

All dogs will also revert to feral behavior rather quickly if left to their own devices. Just look at all the tales about dogs eating off owners body parts like ears, noses, and lips if the owner passes out drunk or has a medical condition for a period of time or dies. Dogs are unpredictable neurotic little curs which obviously belong outside with the wolf packs they recently descended from.

Wow, your ignorance and stupidity really astounds me. I bet my house with my three dogs inside is cleaner than your trailer. Yes, lots of stories out there of dogs eating people's body parts. And yes, lots of stories out there about dogs spreading disease to humans. The only accidents my dogs have had in the house was when I first got them and they didn't know better. No accidents in over eight years.

You seriously have to be one of the biggest dumbasses breathing.

LOL! Dumb asses is 2 words, capt cave troll. I guess that makes me a distant second to yourself?

Your continued personal attacks at me in various threads I post in is simply ass-tounding.

3 dogs and no accidents in 8 YEARS? Not one single misplaced puke, piss or poop in that time? How about some dogie FAIL for you, capt. But I guess you just got used to the smell of dog piss on your furniture and floor after 8 years, so what's the big deal? I even had dog people with supposedly trained dogs make this boast to me before, and they failed on the claim when I visited them and I pointed out piss stains on curtains and carpets and of course the obvious piss smell in the house and on the furniture. But then again, some people only see and smell what they want to see, don't they? When I have to immediately wash my clothes after a visit to a dog house to get the putrid smells off, somebody is in dogie denial there.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

wrong. having 4 feet and a bigger mouth, along with the penchant to lick your privates any time doesnt make them superior to a human in a fight. my in laws had a large dog that was very aggressive, would growl and snap at them when they tried to take away their stuff he was chewing. they thought the same way you do, and ended up losing a lot of stuff. i went over and took something out of his mouth, he growled once and tried to snip at me. i smacked his nose with my fingertips and told him no before his mouth even got near me. he didnt lunge, he didnt growl or bark at all. he didnt lose his aggressiveness at all for a while, but he sure knew id take his ass out if needed. i was attacked as a teen by 2 dogs, killed them them with my hunting knife i carry while walking in the desert. i was big, but not that big. i dont beat my dogs regularly, but if they do get out of line in huge proportions and i witness it they get punished accordingly. my dogs are very well behaved, they will sit in my doorway and whine until i let them come outside. even if there is a rogue dog in their yard.

Damn you are a regular jackie chan/bruce lee.

 

[episodic]

that is the reason I've never been able to have a dog. I can't stand something that goes on the floor in my house. I love dogs - but don't have the patience for the training. . .

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: KB
You should be fixed you beast! I spank my dog harder when he goes outside, does nothing then comes in and pees. Dogs tend to live in the here and now and will quickly forgive you if you show them love later. Thats why we like dogs!

In fact, dogs love you more than your spouse! To prove it, try this:

1) Lock your dog and your spouse in your car's trunk.
2) Wait 30 minutes.
3) Open the lid, an see which one is happy to see you.

Depends on how kinky your spouse is. If they are both unhappy to see you because you interrupted them 30 minutes later, quickly close the trunk and rethink this test. Maybe try a cat and your spouse next time for better results.

And yes, most dogs belong outside unless they are really small dogs and might otherwise get eaten by large birds, cats, snakes or other dogs. Medium and large dogs in the house are just nasty and treat the house like a barn ripping stuff apart, breaking stuff and pissing and crapping all over. Even professionally trained dogs will do this on occasion. Which is why the cops frequently dump trained dogs at the shelters. I know about this, since I adopted a few ex cop dogie malcontents before.

And people who let their dogs stay inside and jump and slobber all over guests and sleep on the furniture and beds are usually just as gross and stinky as the dogs are. Anything that licks its privates non stop then licks you in the mouth to see what you just ate is putrid and spreads diseases.

All dogs will also revert to feral behavior rather quickly if left to their own devices. Just look at all the tales about dogs eating off owners body parts like ears, noses, and lips if the owner passes out drunk or has a medical condition for a period of time or dies. Dogs are unpredictable neurotic little curs which obviously belong outside with the wolf packs they recently descended from.

Wow, your ignorance and stupidity really astounds me. I bet my house with my three dogs inside is cleaner than your trailer. Yes, lots of stories out there of dogs eating people's body parts. And yes, lots of stories out there about dogs spreading disease to humans. The only accidents my dogs have had in the house was when I first got them and they didn't know better. No accidents in over eight years.

You seriously have to be one of the biggest dumbasses breathing.

LOL! Dumb asses is 2 words, capt cave troll. I guess that makes me a distant second to yourself?

Your continued personal attacks at me in various threads I post in is simply ass-tounding.

And of course, you can't refute any of my claims. Keep on posting fud and stupidity and others will call you out for being a dumbass. And yes, it's one word. Look it up in the dictionary. :laugh:

 

[SlickSnake]

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[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: NaOH
Damn, it was heartbreaking the way she would look back at me afterwards, like the way a girlfriend would look at you after you make them go with you to Fry's. Heartbreaking.

Only here could anyone expect to find a quote like this.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Devine

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Leros
About three years ago, I came home and as I walked into the house some big dog I had never seen before jumps up and bites me on the arm. I instinctively kicked it in the chest. I thought I was being attacked by some crazy wild animal. As it turns out, my sister had just gotten a new dog and it was freaking out. It was a rescue dog which was previously abused which explains why it freaked out.

I was wearing steel-toed boots when I kicked it and I broke a few of its ribs. I hurt it pretty bad actually. It turned out to be the sweetest dog I've ever met and never even looked mean since. But it still shakes in fear when I'm around.

you got some fucking issues.

What's the issue, all I see is somebody walking into their house and they got attacked by a large animal that they've never seen before. They defended themselves, problem? It's not like he went down to the pound and started kicked all the animals there.

Great mental image.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: NaOH

Originally posted by: ggnl
Most pet owners are guilty of this from time to time. I know I am.

As long as you didn't hurt her, don't sweat it. She'll be fine.

Damn, it was heartbreaking the way she would look back at me afterwards, like the way a girlfriend would look at you after you make them go with you to Fry's. Heartbreaking.

Yep, now she'll never now if you'll do that again. Watch for when she flinches the next time you move quickly near her.

Admit it, you're just mean.

Pee can be cleaned up, but you were selfish to not tend to her needs.

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: episodic
that is the reason I've never been able to have a dog. I can't stand something that goes on the floor in my house. I love dogs - but don't have the patience for the training. . .

It takes 2 months of good training to housebreak a dog. If done properly, you'll never have an accident or a problem unless the dog gets sick. During the housebreaking period, you can generally avoid accidents with a few simple precautions.

Most dogs I meet are poorly trained, at best.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber

Originally posted by: episodic
that is the reason I've never been able to have a dog. I can't stand something that goes on the floor in my house. I love dogs - but don't have the patience for the training. . .

It takes 2 months of good training to housebreak a dog. If done properly, you'll never have an accident or a problem unless the dog gets sick. During the housebreaking period, you can generally avoid accidents with a few simple precautions.

Most dogs I meet are poorly trained, at best.

Or adopt/rescue a dog that is already house-trained.

 

[Woosta]

Originally posted by: NaOH

Originally posted by: mugs
When I read the topic summary I thought she ate your child or something...

Idk about you, but child eating would deserve a spanking with a 2x4 with a fat nail in it. Or quite simply and cleanly, a bullet.

Cruxifiction.

 

[adairusmc]

This is why I have shock collars for my labs. It is amazing how well they behave when they associate pissing on the floor or not coming when called with electricity.

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: NaOH

Originally posted by: ggnl
Most pet owners are guilty of this from time to time. I know I am.

As long as you didn't hurt her, don't sweat it. She'll be fine.

Damn, it was heartbreaking the way she would look back at me afterwards, like the way a girlfriend would look at you after you make them go with you to Fry's. Heartbreaking.

Yep, now she'll never now if you'll do that again. Watch for when she flinches the next time you move quickly near her.

Admit it, you're just mean.

Pee can be cleaned up, but you were selfish to not tend to her needs.

indeed.
You really fucked up when you beat a dog after it finally comes in when you call.
If you don't have time and the means to train it properly,
find a new home for the dog.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: skyking

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: NaOH

Originally posted by: ggnl
Most pet owners are guilty of this from time to time. I know I am.

As long as you didn't hurt her, don't sweat it. She'll be fine.

Damn, it was heartbreaking the way she would look back at me afterwards, like the way a girlfriend would look at you after you make them go with you to Fry's. Heartbreaking.

Yep, now she'll never now if you'll do that again. Watch for when she flinches the next time you move quickly near her.

Admit it, you're just mean.

Pee can be cleaned up, but you were selfish to not tend to her needs.

indeed.
You really fucked up when you beat a dog after it finally comes in when you call.
If you don't have time and the means to train it properly,
find a new home for the dog.

She is trained, which is why i was pissed off. I think the whole moving all of a sudden really threw her off because the whole time i've been here (two days) she keeps thinking we're going to go home everytime I go near the door. Anyways, I felt hella bad about doing it so, yeah, lesson learned. She is fine now and I've also gotten her to not follow me all around my friends house and to go downstairs on command (without hitting mind you) today.

To clear things up (not that it was right), but I had to chase her outside while all groggy and carry her back in. I agree, though, if you can't handle the stress of taking care of another being then don't get a pet.

 

[powpowpow]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
This is why I have shock collars for my labs. It is amazing how well they behave when they associate pissing on the floor or not coming when called with electricity.

Do those hurt the dog?

 

[digiram]

You should be in a cell right next to Mike Vick.

 

[5to1baby1in5]

Originally posted by: powpowpow

Originally posted by: adairusmc
This is why I have shock collars for my labs. It is amazing how well they behave when they associate pissing on the floor or not coming when called with electricity.

Do those hurt the dog?

Less than a beating.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake
LOL! Dumb asses is 2 words, capt cave troll. I guess that makes me a distant second to yourself?

Your continued personal attacks at me in various threads I post in is simply ass-tounding.

3 dogs and no accidents in 8 YEARS? Not one single misplaced puke, piss or poop in that time? How about some dogie FAIL for you, capt. But I guess you just got used to the smell of dog piss on your furniture and floor after 8 years, so what's the big deal? I even had dog people with supposedly trained dogs make this boast to me before, and they failed on the claim when I visited them and I pointed out piss stains on curtains and carpets and of course the obvious piss smell in the house and on the furniture. But then again, some people only see and smell what they want to see, don't they? When I have to immediately wash my clothes after a visit to a dog house to get the putrid smells off, somebody is in dogie denial there.

Dumbass is indeed one word, dumbass.

And, allow me to second the Capt's experience. I have had four dogs over the years. The youngest any of them was when I got them was 10 months old, so there was no puppy paper training involved. NONE of them ever pissed or shit in the house, with the sole exception of my last, Cinnamon, and then only twice in the last year of her 16 and 1/2 year life, when all her functions were starting to fail. AND SHE WAS MORTIFIED that she had.

Each of my dogs had more personal class than you, dumbass!

 

[John Connor]

HAHA First post, it's a necro and it's spamish.

 

[John Connor]

LOL! There's other sites for that man. This is a computer forum. Not a shit fetish forum.

 

[MongGrel]

Danger, a 9 year old necroed Alky sighting