Kanye West - School Spirit Skits
Skit 1:
Now beat that
And your mothers sayin ?go to college?
So u finish college and its wonderful
U feel so good
And after all the partying and crazing
And don?t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around your peers
Hey now you?ll get that 25 thou, job a year and
You?ll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it?ll be you?re your money
No more borrowin money from mom for my high
So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it
If u continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!
You?ll come in at an entry level position and when u do that
If u kiss enough ass, you?ll move up to the next level
Which is being a secretary?s secretary!
And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary
Who never went to college
Shes actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart man
All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok
I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be,
You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes
No I?ve never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks to me says ?hey u know whats sexy??
I say ?no, I don?t know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast?.
Skit 2:
You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling,
You pick up those books your going to read
And not remember and you roll man.
You get that a sociate degree, okay,
Then you get your bachelors, then you get your masters
Then you get your master's masters,
Then you get your doctron,
You go man, then when everybody says quit
You show them those degree man, when
Everybody says hey, your not working,
Your not making in money,
You say look at my degrees and you look at my life,
Yeah i'm 52, so what, hate all you want,
But i'm smart, i'm so smart, and i'm in school,
And these guys are out here making
Money all these ways, and i'm spended mine to be smart.
You know why?
Because when i die, buddy, you know
What going to keep me warm, that right, those degrees
And yeah, it's funnier if you listen to it
Skit 1:
Now beat that
And your mothers sayin ?go to college?
So u finish college and its wonderful
U feel so good
And after all the partying and crazing
And don?t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around your peers
Hey now you?ll get that 25 thou, job a year and
You?ll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it?ll be you?re your money
No more borrowin money from mom for my high
So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it
If u continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!
You?ll come in at an entry level position and when u do that
If u kiss enough ass, you?ll move up to the next level
Which is being a secretary?s secretary!
And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary
Who never went to college
Shes actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart man
All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok
I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be,
You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes
No I?ve never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks to me says ?hey u know whats sexy??
I say ?no, I don?t know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast?.
Skit 2:
You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling,
You pick up those books your going to read
And not remember and you roll man.
You get that a sociate degree, okay,
Then you get your bachelors, then you get your masters
Then you get your master's masters,
Then you get your doctron,
You go man, then when everybody says quit
You show them those degree man, when
Everybody says hey, your not working,
Your not making in money,
You say look at my degrees and you look at my life,
Yeah i'm 52, so what, hate all you want,
But i'm smart, i'm so smart, and i'm in school,
And these guys are out here making
Money all these ways, and i'm spended mine to be smart.
You know why?
Because when i die, buddy, you know
What going to keep me warm, that right, those degrees
And yeah, it's funnier if you listen to it
I'm a freshman at hs.
A+ in ap compsci, stats, calc AB and BC, and taking ap bio, ap euro, and ap chem next year.
Too bad I get B+s in my non-ap classes, so my GPA is fvcked.
I like classical music, money, and russian chicks (which i probably won't ever get any).
stinger: I'm asian.
A+ in ap compsci, stats, calc AB and BC, and taking ap bio, ap euro, and ap chem next year.
Too bad I get B+s in my non-ap classes, so my GPA is fvcked.
I like classical music, money, and russian chicks (which i probably won't ever get any).
stinger: I'm asian.
I don't have that much about which to brag. I have my personal achievements and my hobbies, my goals and my friends, my family and my dreams, and that's enough for me.
Kudos to you all in your accomplishments!
Cheers!
Nate
Kudos to you all in your accomplishments!
Cheers!
Nate
Not much of an accomplishment.
Most of my friends don't really want to be at school, but don't have much choice, there aren't many other options, and pretty much everyone I know wants to go to Uni, so they have to finish school, however useless it is.
thebestMAX
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I have a little education. I was once offered a teaching position at a University. I now wish I had taken it. The lure of money over the lure of willing Co-Eds was greater but only because I knew I would have gotten in trouble if I accepted.
Don Vito Corleone
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Originally posted by: pulse8
I once won an award because no one else entered the competition.
Haha, I once won a B&W photo contest but I was one of 3 or 4 people who entered the contest.
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