• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

should i do this?

Page 5 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
well i finally had it done. at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass. i walked into the hospital and then went to check in and waited. the doctor came in and told me what to do and to relax. then things started to get interesting. he grabbed 1 pair of gloves, and after he was done putting on the second glove he curled his fingers inward starting with his pinky and ending with his index finger. i was starting to have second thoughts and was pretty nervous at this point, i was even bracing myself. the doctor went to my backside, put some lube on my hole and then went in. When he did that i wouldn't say it was painful but it wasn't very comfortable. he felt around and very quickly i got a pleasurable sensation which was going hand in hand with the uncomfortable feeling. after that it was over. my ass kinda stung but not so much. i wouldn't say i liked it, but i didn't hate it and if i was asked to do this study over again i would since it nets me $100🙂

Mr. Slave
Click to expand...

hurts so good. 😛

i admire your bravery. :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

who knows what this may lead too😱
 
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
well i finally had it done. at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass. i walked into the hospital and then went to check in and waited. the doctor came in and told me what to do and to relax. then things started to get interesting. he grabbed 1 pair of gloves, and after he was done putting on the second glove he curled his fingers inward starting with his pinky and ending with his index finger. i was starting to have second thoughts and was pretty nervous at this point, i was even bracing myself. the doctor went to my backside, put some lube on my hole and then went in. When he did that i wouldn't say it was painful but it wasn't very comfortable. he felt around and very quickly i got a pleasurable sensation which was going hand in hand with the uncomfortable feeling. after that it was over. my ass kinda stung but not so much. i wouldn't say i liked it, but i didn't hate it and if i was asked to do this study over again i would since it nets me $100🙂

Mr. Slave
Click to expand...

hurts so good. 😛

i admire your bravery. :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

who knows what this may lead too😱
Click to expand...
😉

whatcha gonna do with the hundred bucks?
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
well i finally had it done. at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass. i walked into the hospital and then went to check in and waited. the doctor came in and told me what to do and to relax. then things started to get interesting. he grabbed 1 pair of gloves, and after he was done putting on the second glove he curled his fingers inward starting with his pinky and ending with his index finger. i was starting to have second thoughts and was pretty nervous at this point, i was even bracing myself. the doctor went to my backside, put some lube on my hole and then went in. When he did that i wouldn't say it was painful but it wasn't very comfortable. he felt around and very quickly i got a pleasurable sensation which was going hand in hand with the uncomfortable feeling. after that it was over. my ass kinda stung but not so much. i wouldn't say i liked it, but i didn't hate it and if i was asked to do this study over again i would since it nets me $100🙂

Mr. Slave
Click to expand...

hurts so good. 😛

i admire your bravery. :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

who knows what this may lead too😱
Click to expand...
😉

whatcha gonna do with the hundred bucks?
Click to expand...

He's gonna party
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
well i finally had it done. at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass. i walked into the hospital and then went to check in and waited. the doctor came in and told me what to do and to relax. then things started to get interesting. he grabbed 1 pair of gloves, and after he was done putting on the second glove he curled his fingers inward starting with his pinky and ending with his index finger. i was starting to have second thoughts and was pretty nervous at this point, i was even bracing myself. the doctor went to my backside, put some lube on my hole and then went in. When he did that i wouldn't say it was painful but it wasn't very comfortable. he felt around and very quickly i got a pleasurable sensation which was going hand in hand with the uncomfortable feeling. after that it was over. my ass kinda stung but not so much. i wouldn't say i liked it, but i didn't hate it and if i was asked to do this study over again i would since it nets me $100🙂

Mr. Slave
Click to expand...

hurts so good. 😛

i admire your bravery. :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

who knows what this may lead too😱
Click to expand...
😉

whatcha gonna do with the hundred bucks?
Click to expand...

He's gonna party
Click to expand...

ugg gross
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
well i finally had it done. at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass. i walked into the hospital and then went to check in and waited. the doctor came in and told me what to do and to relax. then things started to get interesting. he grabbed 1 pair of gloves, and after he was done putting on the second glove he curled his fingers inward starting with his pinky and ending with his index finger. i was starting to have second thoughts and was pretty nervous at this point, i was even bracing myself. the doctor went to my backside, put some lube on my hole and then went in. When he did that i wouldn't say it was painful but it wasn't very comfortable. he felt around and very quickly i got a pleasurable sensation which was going hand in hand with the uncomfortable feeling. after that it was over. my ass kinda stung but not so much. i wouldn't say i liked it, but i didn't hate it and if i was asked to do this study over again i would since it nets me $100🙂

Mr. Slave
Click to expand...

hurts so good. 😛

i admire your bravery. :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

who knows what this may lead too😱
Click to expand...
😉

whatcha gonna do with the hundred bucks?
Click to expand...

He's gonna party
Click to expand...

i still swear that looks like a tube sock boobie
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
well i finally had it done. at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass. i walked into the hospital and then went to check in and waited. the doctor came in and told me what to do and to relax. then things started to get interesting. he grabbed 1 pair of gloves, and after he was done putting on the second glove he curled his fingers inward starting with his pinky and ending with his index finger. i was starting to have second thoughts and was pretty nervous at this point, i was even bracing myself. the doctor went to my backside, put some lube on my hole and then went in. When he did that i wouldn't say it was painful but it wasn't very comfortable. he felt around and very quickly i got a pleasurable sensation which was going hand in hand with the uncomfortable feeling. after that it was over. my ass kinda stung but not so much. i wouldn't say i liked it, but i didn't hate it and if i was asked to do this study over again i would since it nets me $100🙂

Mr. Slave
Click to expand...

hurts so good. 😛

i admire your bravery. :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

who knows what this may lead too😱
Click to expand...
😉

whatcha gonna do with the hundred bucks?
Click to expand...

He's going to buy a "toy" and try some self-exploration 😛
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
somebody answer my questions please:

If a male doctor gives you an orgasm and you like it would that make you gay?
Click to expand...

No.
Click to expand...

what if your winky twitches or you get a chubby in the process? 😕
Click to expand...


well, since no one else will answer you properly, then I will:

yeah, you're gay.

feel better?
Click to expand...

Not only does it make you gay, it also makes you get an erection every time you hear somebody snap on a latex glove.

It makes for awkward visits to the Dentist.
 
Originally posted by: Quintox
Ugh, I wanted to gag reading your post OP. I just don't ever want something up THERE, even though I know when I turn 50 I will have to 🙁 (loooooong way away for me anyhow)
Click to expand...

errr its when you turn 40 you get Dr. Jelly Finger.

 
At least you got paid for it. I had a HUGE dump last summer, so huge I actually passed out from the pain. I literally fell off of the toilet and woke up on the floor. I looked in the toilet to see what just came out and much to my dismay, the turd was pointed at one end and had a clean cut on the other, which meant there was more coming and this time there wasn't a tapered end on the way out.

I freaked out. I called my mom (nurse) and my sister (nurse) to ask what the hell I was supposed to do next. My ass was on fire and I was scared to death of taking another shit any time soon for fear of the remainder of "the log". My sister went to the drug store and got me some Fleets enemas, numbing cream, and some other assorted goodies. None of it worked.

Three days passed and I still hadn't crapped. I stopped eating out of nervousness and tried drinking some pepto for whatever reason. I was eventually about to snap, so I called my sister and had her get her boyfriend to come over (he is a doctor and was off that day). We have a special bond after what happened next.

I told him the situation and he laughed his ass off for about 5 minutes. Then he pulls out a glove and popped it on his hand. He said "pull your pants down, lay on the bed, and put your knees up by your chest." He proceeded to take his right hand and ram it into my ass as hard as he could (or so it seemed) and he used his left hand to grab my shoulder for more leverage. I wanted to pass out and die from the embarrassment, but alas I did not. Anyway, after about 3-4 seconds of digging, he said he didn't feel anything. He then gave me another enema and said "hold it for 30 seconds. The numbing cream will make you feel like you are going to shit the bed but you won't. You will still have control of your motor nerves." I gave the most valiant effort of my life and tried to hold that enema in for the whole 30 seconds, but around 18 seconds I couldn't do it anymore. I felt like the sky was falling and I was going to shit nasty enema water all over my bed in front of him. I ran to the bathroom and tried to release the monster, but all that came out was the enema water.

As it turns out, the mega-log part 2 didn't exist. My next dump was 2 days later and was normal sized. I went through all of that for nothing.
 
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
At least you got paid for it. I had a HUGE dump last summer, so huge I actually passed out from the pain. I literally fell off of the toilet and woke up on the floor. I looked in the toilet to see what just came out and much to my dismay, the turd was pointed at one end and had a clean cut on the other, which meant there was more coming and this time there wasn't a tapered end on the way out.

I freaked out. I called my mom (nurse) and my sister (nurse) to ask what the hell I was supposed to do next. My ass was on fire and I was scared to death of taking another shit any time soon for fear of the remainder of "the log". My sister went to the drug store and got me some Fleets enemas, numbing cream, and some other assorted goodies. None of it worked.

Three days passed and I still hadn't crapped. I stopped eating out of nervousness and tried drinking some pepto for whatever reason. I was eventually about to snap, so I called my sister and had her get her boyfriend to come over (he is a doctor and was off that day). We have a special bond after what happened next.

I told him the situation and he laughed his ass off for about 5 minutes. Then he pulls out a glove and popped it on his hand. He said "pull your pants down, lay on the bed, and put your knees up by your chest." He proceeded to take his right hand and ram it into my ass as hard as he could (or so it seemed) and he used his left hand to grab my shoulder for more leverage. I wanted to pass out and die from the embarrassment, but alas I did not. Anyway, after about 3-4 seconds of digging, he said he didn't feel anything. He then gave me another enema and said "hold it for 30 seconds. The numbing cream will make you feel like you are going to shit the bed but you won't. You will still have control of your motor nerves." I gave the most valiant effort of my life and tried to hold that enema in for the whole 30 seconds, but around 18 seconds I couldn't do it anymore. I felt like the sky was falling and I was going to shit nasty enema water all over my bed in front of him. I ran to the bathroom and tried to release the monster, but all that came out was the enema water.

As it turns out, the mega-log part 2 didn't exist. My next dump was 2 days later and was normal sized. I went through all of that for nothing.
Click to expand...

good story. I've had some big ones that hurt too but nothing that would make me pass out. I think I would popped some ducolax(sp?) before taking a hand in the ass.
 
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
At least you got paid for it. I had a HUGE dump last summer, so huge I actually passed out from the pain. I literally fell off of the toilet and woke up on the floor. I looked in the toilet to see what just came out and much to my dismay, the turd was pointed at one end and had a clean cut on the other, which meant there was more coming and this time there wasn't a tapered end on the way out.

I freaked out. I called my mom (nurse) and my sister (nurse) to ask what the hell I was supposed to do next. My ass was on fire and I was scared to death of taking another shit any time soon for fear of the remainder of "the log". My sister went to the drug store and got me some Fleets enemas, numbing cream, and some other assorted goodies. None of it worked.

Three days passed and I still hadn't crapped. I stopped eating out of nervousness and tried drinking some pepto for whatever reason. I was eventually about to snap, so I called my sister and had her get her boyfriend to come over (he is a doctor and was off that day). We have a special bond after what happened next.

I told him the situation and he laughed his ass off for about 5 minutes. Then he pulls out a glove and popped it on his hand. He said "pull your pants down, lay on the bed, and put your knees up by your chest." He proceeded to take his right hand and ram it into my ass as hard as he could (or so it seemed) and he used his left hand to grab my shoulder for more leverage. I wanted to pass out and die from the embarrassment, but alas I did not. Anyway, after about 3-4 seconds of digging, he said he didn't feel anything. He then gave me another enema and said "hold it for 30 seconds. The numbing cream will make you feel like you are going to shit the bed but you won't. You will still have control of your motor nerves." I gave the most valiant effort of my life and tried to hold that enema in for the whole 30 seconds, but around 18 seconds I couldn't do it anymore. I felt like the sky was falling and I was going to shit nasty enema water all over my bed in front of him. I ran to the bathroom and tried to release the monster, but all that came out was the enema water.

As it turns out, the mega-log part 2 didn't exist. My next dump was 2 days later and was normal sized. I went through all of that for nothing.
Click to expand...

LMAO, holy sh!t, that was funny
 
:thumbsup: for your courage and honesty to post about getting pleasure from a prostate massage. that's something i probably couldn't do.
 
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
At least you got paid for it. I had a HUGE dump last summer, so huge I actually passed out from the pain. I literally fell off of the toilet and woke up on the floor. I looked in the toilet to see what just came out and much to my dismay, the turd was pointed at one end and had a clean cut on the other, which meant there was more coming and this time there wasn't a tapered end on the way out.

I freaked out. I called my mom (nurse) and my sister (nurse) to ask what the hell I was supposed to do next. My ass was on fire and I was scared to death of taking another shit any time soon for fear of the remainder of "the log". My sister went to the drug store and got me some Fleets enemas, numbing cream, and some other assorted goodies. None of it worked.

Three days passed and I still hadn't crapped. I stopped eating out of nervousness and tried drinking some pepto for whatever reason. I was eventually about to snap, so I called my sister and had her get her boyfriend to come over (he is a doctor and was off that day). We have a special bond after what happened next.

I told him the situation and he laughed his ass off for about 5 minutes. Then he pulls out a glove and popped it on his hand. He said "pull your pants down, lay on the bed, and put your knees up by your chest." He proceeded to take his right hand and ram it into my ass as hard as he could (or so it seemed) and he used his left hand to grab my shoulder for more leverage. I wanted to pass out and die from the embarrassment, but alas I did not. Anyway, after about 3-4 seconds of digging, he said he didn't feel anything. He then gave me another enema and said "hold it for 30 seconds. The numbing cream will make you feel like you are going to shit the bed but you won't. You will still have control of your motor nerves." I gave the most valiant effort of my life and tried to hold that enema in for the whole 30 seconds, but around 18 seconds I couldn't do it anymore. I felt like the sky was falling and I was going to shit nasty enema water all over my bed in front of him. I ran to the bathroom and tried to release the monster, but all that came out was the enema water.

As it turns out, the mega-log part 2 didn't exist. My next dump was 2 days later and was normal sized. I went through all of that for nothing.
Click to expand...

"oh! HOTHOTHOTHOT! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!! OOOOOHHHH!!! HOTHOTHOT!!!!"
 
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
As it turns out, the mega-log part 2 didn't exist. My next dump was 2 days later and was normal sized. I went through all of that for nothing.
Click to expand...

Dohh!!!

So how did the doc explain the passing out? Or did he just say thanks for the good time, throw the glove in the trash and leave?!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top