should i do this?

[moshquerade]

sure are a lot curious georges in this tread. you *would think* there would be more curious georgettes. hmmm....

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
sure are a lot curious georges in this tread. you *would think* there would be more curious georgettes. hmmm....

lol, what are you implying?

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
sure are a lot curious georges in this tread. you *would think* there would be more curious georgettes. hmmm....

The butthole is for hilarity

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: moshquerade
sure are a lot curious georges in this tread. you *would think* there would be more curious georgettes. hmmm....

lol, what are you implying?

bicuriousity... it's not a bad thing.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: moshquerade
sure are a lot curious georges in this tread. you *would think* there would be more curious georgettes. hmmm....

lol, what are you implying?

bicuriousity... it's not a bad thing.

There's a lot of traffic on shock sites, too. Doesn't mean that we're sexually attracted to death and dismemberment, just fascinated by the gruesome details.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: moshquerade
sure are a lot curious georges in this tread. you *would think* there would be more curious georgettes. hmmm....

lol, what are you implying?

bicuriousity... it's not a bad thing.

There's a lot of traffic on shock sites, too. Doesn't mean that we're sexually attracted to death and dismemberment, just fascinated by the gruesome details.

yeh, that's it, gruesomedetailcuriousity.

 

[Cruisin1]

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
my university is having a test about soy isoflavones and the effect on the prostate. essentially i take isoflavone supplements and jerk off/get prostate massage/give blood and they examine it and i get $100

UPDATE #1
ok well ive thought about this and decided to go trough with it. i just hope it doesn't suck. the whole thing pays $100 altogether and it starts this Monday and i can go in any 2 days during the week for the massage. ill keep you guys posted as thins happens!
UPDATE #2
its starting today today. i think im gonna go in for my first massage tomorrow. stay tuned.
UPDATE #3
well i finally had it done. at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass. i walked into the hospital and then went to check in and waited. the doctor came in and told me what to do and to relax. then things started to get interesting. he grabbed 1 pair of gloves, and after he was done putting on the second glove he curled his fingers inward starting with his pinky and ending with his index finger. i was starting to have second thoughts and was pretty nervous at this point, i was even bracing myself. the doctor went to my backside, put some lube on my hole and then went in. When he did that i wouldn't say it was painful but it wasn't very comfortable. he felt around and very quickly i got a pleasurable sensation which was going hand in hand with the uncomfortable feeling. after that it was over. my ass kinda stung but not so much. i wouldn't say i liked it, but i didn't hate it and if i was asked to do this study over again i would since it nets me $100

Mr. Slave

Way to go Stiffler!! hilarious

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: ElFenix
if you're mr. slave shouldn't you be used to this sort of thing?

He's not just "Mr. Slave", he's "Michael's Slave", so yeah, I'd imagine he would be used to it.

if he is not mr. slave, then what do those two words in the OP just above his sig mean?

<.<

>.>

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So you climaxed? you didnt climax? what..?

Naturally. That was the whole point of the experiment.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So you climaxed? you didnt climax? what..?

Naturally. That was the whole point of the experiment.

What is this experiment testing again?

My bet is that it's actually a sociological experiment to see how many times a guy will come in to get anally massaged for $100

 

[MisterJackson]

Pinky to index fingers curled up?!?!? HE PUT FOUR FINGERS IN YOUR ASS?????

Jesus, some threads were better meant not being opened.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: yowolabi

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So you climaxed? you didnt climax? what..?

Naturally. That was the whole point of the experiment.

What is this experiment testing again?

My bet is that it's actually a sociological experiment to see how many times a guy will come in to get anally massaged for $100

Where do I sign up? I've got presents to pay for.

 

[jw0ollard]

Hmm.. I do this to someone every day for free.... Guess I shouldn't have dropped out of Pre-Med.



Do they tell you the results? I doubt.. but I'm sick of the anti-soy people who scream BLOODY MURDER when you mention soy, and proceed to tell you that your dick is going to fall off and that you'll develop man-tits.

*leaves to make a veggie burger*

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
at 9:30am central time today i got a finger up my ass.

Mr. Slave

This would be the greatest opening for a novel, ever. Mind if I steal it?

I :heart: this thread

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Quintox
Ugh, I wanted to gag reading your post OP. I just don't ever want something up THERE, even though I know when I turn 50 I will have to (loooooong way away for me anyhow)

uh, try 35

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
At least you got paid for it. I had a HUGE dump last summer, so huge I actually passed out from the pain. I literally fell off of the toilet and woke up on the floor. I looked in the toilet to see what just came out and much to my dismay, the turd was pointed at one end and had a clean cut on the other, which meant there was more coming and this time there wasn't a tapered end on the way out.

I freaked out. I called my mom (nurse) and my sister (nurse) to ask what the hell I was supposed to do next. My ass was on fire and I was scared to death of taking another shit any time soon for fear of the remainder of "the log". My sister went to the drug store and got me some Fleets enemas, numbing cream, and some other assorted goodies. None of it worked.

Three days passed and I still hadn't crapped. I stopped eating out of nervousness and tried drinking some pepto for whatever reason. I was eventually about to snap, so I called my sister and had her get her boyfriend to come over (he is a doctor and was off that day). We have a special bond after what happened next.

I told him the situation and he laughed his ass off for about 5 minutes. Then he pulls out a glove and popped it on his hand. He said "pull your pants down, lay on the bed, and put your knees up by your chest." He proceeded to take his right hand and ram it into my ass as hard as he could (or so it seemed) and he used his left hand to grab my shoulder for more leverage. I wanted to pass out and die from the embarrassment, but alas I did not. Anyway, after about 3-4 seconds of digging, he said he didn't feel anything. He then gave me another enema and said "hold it for 30 seconds. The numbing cream will make you feel like you are going to shit the bed but you won't. You will still have control of your motor nerves." I gave the most valiant effort of my life and tried to hold that enema in for the whole 30 seconds, but around 18 seconds I couldn't do it anymore. I felt like the sky was falling and I was going to shit nasty enema water all over my bed in front of him. I ran to the bathroom and tried to release the monster, but all that came out was the enema water.

As it turns out, the mega-log part 2 didn't exist. My next dump was 2 days later and was normal sized. I went through all of that for nothing.

hmmm, you shoudl have asked your sister to join in on her boyfriend's rectal exam fo you. that would have freaked him out

 

[eits]

http://video.google.com/videop...&type=search&plindex=5

 

[aplefka]

Oh my. This makes me think of Road Trip. I didn't think that was a serious procedure though. At least it could've been a hot chick instead of a dude.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Pinky to index fingers curled up?!?!? HE PUT FOUR FINGERS IN YOUR ASS?????

Jesus, some threads were better meant not being opened.

he was talking about when the doc snapped on the glove... not when the gloved hand was in the ass.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: yowolabi

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So you climaxed? you didnt climax? what..?

Naturally. That was the whole point of the experiment.

What is this experiment testing again?

My bet is that it's actually a sociological experiment to see how many times a guy will come in to get anally massaged for $100

Where do I sign up? I've got presents to pay for.

lol :laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: moshquerade
sure are a lot curious georges in this tread. you *would think* there would be more curious georgettes. hmmm....

lol, what are you implying?

bicuriousity... it's not a bad thing.

I tuned in for this story:

At least you got paid for it. I had a HUGE dump last summer, so huge I actually passed out from the pain. I literally fell off of the toilet and woke up on the floor. I looked in the toilet to see what just came out and much to my dismay, the turd was pointed at one end and had a clean cut on the other, which meant there was more coming and this time there wasn't a tapered end on the way out.

*NOMINATED FOR POST OF THE YEAR*

 

[MichaelD]

This thread delivers on so many levels.

So many personal experiences being shared...almost makes me feel like sharing. Almost.

 

[michaelsslave]

ok well this is probably going to be my last update to this thread. so this time i went in and everything essentially happened the same way. however, this time i wasnt so worried about getting a finger up my ass. when the doctor did it, it felt much better then before probably because i wasn't bracing myself this time. that was it. after it was done though i did ask if i would ever see the doctor again and he said no, then i asked him if he would call me and of course he said no:|. now i feel depressed and have to go take a dump this day sucked. and you know, come to think of it the doctor was kind of like this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ha3r0YguThk

 

[michaelsslave]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: michaelsslave

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: michaelsslave

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
YOU HAVE NOT ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

So wait a second, did you climax with wood and all?

what do you think

Why don't you just answer the question?

no i didnt get wood.

So we're left to infer that you did climax?

yes i did

 

[michaelsslave]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
OP:

Well done! with that money you can now buy yourself a new toy and enjoy it!

Google for "Aneros".

sounds fun