should i do this?

[InflatableBuddha]

I would ass-ume the doctors are professionals at this sort of thing. Wasn't there a post in a recent L&R thread about some guy trying this with a nurse (off-duty) and he was able to experience multiple orgasms? Worth it even if I had to pay. :thumbsup:

 

[HammerCurl]

I think you'll always wonder what this was about if you never went through with it. If you're overly sensitive then don't do it, but the way I see it is at the worst you'll take away a funny story about an uncomfortable experience.

 

[PottedMeat]

Uh just make sure its legit first.

You don't want to end up in some weird porno that combines prostate massages with isoflavones and whackin' off.

Just think, do you want to be reviewed in the "Horrors of Porn" on somethingawful in a year?

 

[michaelsslave]

im pretty sure its legit as its in a hospital, however i also dont want to get addicted to sticking things in me where things shouldnt be stuck and become a sonz.

edit: also are the people who give prostate examines usually men or women?

 

[upsciLLion]

During a prostate massage a doctor puts on a glove, lubricates your a-hole, sticks his finger up there, and then mashes on your anal almond until fluid comes out your urethra. Usually it's just a drop or two. I'm almost sure they'll have you jerk yourself off to get the semen sample.

 

[michaelsslave]

anal almond

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
anal almond

Prostate gland.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
anal almond

Sounds like a great username to me

 

[Kadarin]

Do it! What could possibly go wrong..?

 

[Engraver]

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
what if i were to fart when the docs finger was in me bum. my god that would be weird

Couldn't be any weirder than having someone's finger up your ass.

 

[Coquito]

You would be educating thousands. I think it's worth it.

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: Engraver

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
what if i were to fart when the docs finger was in me bum. my god that would be weird

Couldn't be any weirder than having someone's finger up your ass.

Unless he gives you a reach around too, lol.

 

[Chryso]

All this for only $100? That is a good deal. I usually pay twice that.

 

[hypn0tik]

Do it. It's in the interests of science!

 

[Mucho]

Hmmm.....getting paid to do what you will do for free..

 

[imported_LoKe]

I've never actually laughed while reading a thread, but this post got me:

Originally posted by: michaelsslave

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
i dont get to pick the doctor, and they do all 3

the doc jerks you off too?

idk it just said "we example blood, semen, and prostate fluids"

 

[IceBergSLiM]

If a male doctor gives you an orgasm and you like it would that make you gay?

 

[zinfamous]

you get paid to jack off and have a prostate massage?

...I have a new goal in life...

EDIT: slow day. just realized what a prostate massage entails.

...nvm

 

[imported_Baloo]

100 dollars isn't enough to where I be OK with some stranger sticking there fingers up where the sun don't shine. A hottie female would be OK, but without knowing, I'd pass.

 

[Squisher]

Sorry, exit only.

 

[michaelsslave]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Hmmm.....getting paid to do what you will do for free..

well i guess i should have written the title to this thread a bit better.

"will you let some guy finger you for $100?" my ring so far has been finger free

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Sorry, exit only.

Even if it means not finding prostate cancer early on because you won't let a doctor perform a DRE?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Squisher
Sorry, exit only.

Even if it means not finding prostate cancer early on because you won't let a doctor perform a DRE?

You don't understand--the very fabric of his manhood hangs upon that orifice being strictly one way! A man who dies of prostate cancer is still a man.

 

[Modular]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
anal almond

Sounds like a great username to me

This had me crying at my desk at work. Seriously, my eyes were welling as I tried to contain my laughter. ty for making my day.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Squisher
Sorry, exit only.

Even if it means not finding prostate cancer early on because you won't let a doctor perform a DRE?

You don't understand--the very fabric of his manhood hangs upon that orifice being strictly one way! A man who dies of prostate cancer is still a man.

*right now sending froggy's wife a strap on*

also, aren't you big on anal? oh suuuuuuuure, as long as it's someone else's poopoo shoot, right?