Options:
1) Tell them you moved the tables last time and now it's Sally's turn.
2) Ask with a sincere and questioning tone, "Why me?" then wait for the answer.
3) Sounds like a good excuse to flex in front of the office ladies. They don't even need to be hot because they might have hot friends or daughters they will tell and introduce to you.
You don't say anything about this, you store it safely in the back of your mind until some weak brained female starts spouting about gender equality at work and make them look like a hypocrite.
This is probably the best route. Well, combine this with the flexing.
Perhaps we should take away the tax breaks for having dependents?
Yes.
I just realized this forum does not have a high-five icon.