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dabuddha

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Lemme tell you a story about one of my best friends. Back when I first started college, he got into this "online relationship" with this girl. He literally spent all his time online with her, would skip out on hanging out with us guys, etc. She even sent him pics and she looked ok. Well a few months later, he decides to drive up to visit her. As soon as he got the door of the place, he knocks and this 400 pound behemoth opens the door. He of course asked for his "gal pal" and she says "hi" to him. To summarize, he high tailed it out of there and still shudders when he thinks about it to this day. We of course have a good laugh and I do remind him how we tried to warn him repeatedly. The moral of the story is, run while you still can man.
 

Walleye

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no, i have moving pictures, and exceptional proof that the girl in the pics is the girl in aussieland.

so, at least im okay there. :p
 

dabuddha

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That's exactly what my friend said :) He thought the pictures he had were new pics of her. Turns out she lied about her age, she was married, and had 2 kids too!
 

SammyBoy

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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: kazeakuma
If you are seriously thinking of doing it I would definitely make it a sightseeing trip as well. That way if all turns out the worst, you're standing in a new country, a couple of weeks to spare and some serious vacationing to do. And 18 is the drinking age here, so

i'd be 18 in the summer, fine age to be vacationing on my own?

18 is the drinking age here, very very good age :)

hmmm... ;)



damn, i dun drink either...


You also haven't been outside in probably 6 days, have no friends, and not the slightest idea of what the hell is going on in the world around you. What's that retarded movie with eddie griffin and the goofy kid who changes schools? Well find out, rent it, and watch it 700 times. Maybe Eddie will rub off on you enough for you to get a girlfriend in a place that's at least on the same seasonal cycle as cali.

I'd spit in your face and laugh as you didn't do anything about it, but we're 2000+ miles away. Hey man, look for some cheap flights to Boston, you can come over and we can be buddies, we can go drink fruit punch and watch cartoons. Then after 15 minutes when I cant stand your pathetic annoying ass i'll kick you out of the house and you can go home with a lot more money in your pocket than you would leave australia with.

I've already made fun of you in 2 threads, might as well go for the three-fer, whataya say
 

isekii

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Originally posted by: SammyBoy
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: kazeakuma
If you are seriously thinking of doing it I would definitely make it a sightseeing trip as well. That way if all turns out the worst, you're standing in a new country, a couple of weeks to spare and some serious vacationing to do. And 18 is the drinking age here, so

i'd be 18 in the summer, fine age to be vacationing on my own?

18 is the drinking age here, very very good age :)

hmmm... ;)



damn, i dun drink either...


You also haven't been outside in probably 6 days, have no friends, and not the slightest idea of what the hell is going on in the world around you. What's that retarded movie with eddie griffin and the goofy kid who changes schools? Well find out, rent it, and watch it 700 times. Maybe Eddie will rub off on you enough for you to get a girlfriend in a place that's at least on the same seasonal cycle as cali.

I'd spit in your face and laugh as you didn't do anything about it, but we're 2000+ miles away. Hey man, look for some cheap flights to Boston, you can come over and we can be buddies, we can go drink fruit punch and watch cartoons. Then after 15 minutes when I cant stand your pathetic annoying ass i'll kick you out of the house and you can go home with a lot more money in your pocket than you would leave australia with.

I've already made fun of you in 2 threads, might as well go for the three-fer, whataya say

ouch :D

 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: SammyBoy
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: kazeakuma
If you are seriously thinking of doing it I would definitely make it a sightseeing trip as well. That way if all turns out the worst, you're standing in a new country, a couple of weeks to spare and some serious vacationing to do. And 18 is the drinking age here, so

i'd be 18 in the summer, fine age to be vacationing on my own?

18 is the drinking age here, very very good age :)

hmmm... ;)



damn, i dun drink either...


You also haven't been outside in probably 6 days, have no friends, and not the slightest idea of what the hell is going on in the world around you. What's that retarded movie with eddie griffin and the goofy kid who changes schools? Well find out, rent it, and watch it 700 times. Maybe Eddie will rub off on you enough for you to get a girlfriend in a place that's at least on the same seasonal cycle as cali.

I'd spit in your face and laugh as you didn't do anything about it, but we're 2000+ miles away. Hey man, look for some cheap flights to Boston, you can come over and we can be buddies, we can go drink fruit punch and watch cartoons. Then after 15 minutes when I cant stand your pathetic annoying ass i'll kick you out of the house and you can go home with a lot more money in your pocket than you would leave australia with.

I've already made fun of you in 2 threads, might as well go for the three-fer, whataya say


i could have my uncle, living in boston now, come over and beat the living sh!t outta you. and if he cant, he's almost a general, he can just have about 1/5 of the US air force do it for him.


but really, i'd just kick your ass. im not at all wimpy.


actually i was eating out with my family when i'll bet you made this post.
 

SammyBoy

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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: SammyBoy
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: kazeakuma
If you are seriously thinking of doing it I would definitely make it a sightseeing trip as well. That way if all turns out the worst, you're standing in a new country, a couple of weeks to spare and some serious vacationing to do. And 18 is the drinking age here, so

i'd be 18 in the summer, fine age to be vacationing on my own?

18 is the drinking age here, very very good age :)

hmmm... ;)



damn, i dun drink either...


You also haven't been outside in probably 6 days, have no friends, and not the slightest idea of what the hell is going on in the world around you. What's that retarded movie with eddie griffin and the goofy kid who changes schools? Well find out, rent it, and watch it 700 times. Maybe Eddie will rub off on you enough for you to get a girlfriend in a place that's at least on the same seasonal cycle as cali.

I'd spit in your face and laugh as you didn't do anything about it, but we're 2000+ miles away. Hey man, look for some cheap flights to Boston, you can come over and we can be buddies, we can go drink fruit punch and watch cartoons. Then after 15 minutes when I cant stand your pathetic annoying ass i'll kick you out of the house and you can go home with a lot more money in your pocket than you would leave australia with.

I've already made fun of you in 2 threads, might as well go for the three-fer, whataya say


i could have my uncle, living in boston now, come over and beat the living sh!t outta you. and if he cant, he's almost a general, he can just have about 1/5 of the US air force do it for him.


but really, i'd just kick your ass. im not at all wimpy.


actually i was eating out with my family when i'll bet you made this post.


Yippee, you went out with your family, you're cool :)

 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Look out, here come the E-BadAsses :D

- M4H

WTF? i didnt bump this thread, who did? it was SammyBoy, wasnt it. i dont know if he's insulting me or not, seeing the smiling emoticon.

so i respond to you :p


who are you referring to?