Seriously thinking about a world record Booty Call...

Walleye

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in reference to This Thread, i'll have the money to do it, i know for a fact she is a she, i would know where she lives, and i know a vacation in oz would be enjoyable even if i did something wrong and we didnt meet up.


BTW, this is from Los Angeles California, to Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
 

ElFenix

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might want to try looking for someone in your state
 

Colt45

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you could probably buy a few 'escorts' with the amount that trip would cost. :p ;)
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
might want to try looking for someone in your state

im a pathetic loser and cant seem to get a girlfriend in this state or locality... even the US. :p
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: pulse8
That had better be some pretty tasty tang.

wth is tang, anyway?

god, i feel so pathetic for asking that. :p

Think about it for a second....

There, don't you feel stupid now?;)
 

RalphKramden

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If the booty was maybe I dunno.... I can't think......
Umm. If all the last years playmates were awaiting me in Australia I'd go that far for booty.
Otherwise, if you've wanted to see Australia anyway go for it.
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: jamerdean
wally, i believe that you are a little stdonned

little to many hits on the funny cigeretts.

:confused:

i dun smoke... at all.. on anything...

 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: RalphKramden
If the booty was maybe I dunno.... I can't think......
Umm. If all the last years playmates were awaiting me in Australia I'd go that far for booty.
Otherwise, if you've wanted to see Australia anyway go for it.


i'd be 18 in the summer, fine age to be vacationing on my own? :p
 

AnyMal

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There is no booty in this world that would make me travel 12 time zones! I don't care how good it is. Love on the other hand, maybe, but you better be damn sure you love her and it's mutual! Good luck to you!
 
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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: LSUfan
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: Walleye yes, but i sdtill dont get it.
sh!t... no, i meant the tang as in with a woman... wth is THAT?

short for poontang

... i could figure that much out... but wth is poontang?

WTF?

You don't deserve to be making this booty call until you figure that out on your own. Nobody tell him. :p

- M4H
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: LSUfan
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: Walleye yes, but i sdtill dont get it.
sh!t... no, i meant the tang as in with a woman... wth is THAT?

short for poontang

... i could figure that much out... but wth is poontang?

WTF?

You don't deserve to be making this booty call until you figure that out on your own. Nobody tell him. :p

- M4H

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: LSUfan
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: Walleye yes, but i sdtill dont get it.
sh!t... no, i meant the tang as in with a woman... wth is THAT?

short for poontang

... i could figure that much out... but wth is poontang?

WTF?

You don't deserve to be making this booty call until you figure that out on your own. Nobody tell him. :p

- M4H

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awesome, someone told me via PM. :p

so, now i know.
 

kermalou

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hey, find someone in your area code, if you fail, you have the zip code option, if you fail that you then have the time zone option, if you still fail that you have the continent option, and if you fail that then you are doomed to be..................................A FAILURE........