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Walleye

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heh, im not only a failure, im a dismal failure, and a pathetic, lonely one at that. but at least i aint a druggie, so i got something going for me :)
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: AnyMal
There is no booty in this world that would make me travel 12 time zones! I don't care how good it is. Love on the other hand, maybe, but you better be damn sure you love her and it's mutual! Good luck to you!

ah, i've never seen oz, and there are other people down there that i could visit just as easily, in not such a capacity (more as friends). but damn, i want to see her so much...
 

dirtboy

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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: ElFenix
might want to try looking for someone in your state

im a pathetic loser and cant seem to get a girlfriend in this state or locality... even the US. :p

How do you know that if/when she meets you that she won't make the same assesement?? :p
 

Walleye

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well, that's one thing i'll have to hope on. i'll be getting in shape now for summer, though, regardless of what my plans are. got some fat to lose... :p
 

Looney

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Have you guys ever met? If not, maybe you should talk to her first... if so, then it might be a good suprise to show up. In either case, that's going to be an expensive relationship to keep since you both live so far away.
 

PricklyPete

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I don't know man...maintaining a relationship over that kind of distance is nearly impossible. That being said, my girl friend currently lives in Miami and I live in SC. Fortunately though, we are able to fly and see each other ever other weekend....so it is bearable until we are able to move closer. I would never have never picked this, but with the economy the way it is, we are lucky to have jobs.
 

MiniGolfIsFun

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I say go for it since you say you want to visit OZ anyhow so even if it doesn't go right, you'll at least go somewhere on vacation where you've wanted to go. Anyhow, from my personal experience cuz I'm a total idiot too, I have a long distance relationship with my current gf and she lives in Malaysia, I live in California too. Ugh. But for my defense, I didn't see this relationship coming. hehe

Anyhow, I have visited her only after falling for her and talking to her for over a year. Then we met up. Things worked out....year after that went to visit her again but this time met her parents :Q Boy did that suck. but we're still together........for the past 4 and a half years.

Well, it could work out for you too......BUT!!!!! i really suggest you don't do this. it's really REALLY REALLY hard. Visit her...have fun....break it off. Unless you're a chicken like me. hehehe
 

Some advice

1) Learn about females
2) Learn some slang...you sound like a guy that really doesnt get out much
3) This will not be worth it. If you want to spend money for booty, just go to L.V. and live it up for a night. You will get more and probably end up spending less.
 

GiLtY

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Originally posted by: FallenHero
Some advice

1) Learn about females
2) Learn some slang...you sound like a guy that really doesnt get out much
3) This will not be worth it. If you want to spend money for booty, just go to L.V. and live it up for a night. You will get more and probably end up spending less.

*Takes out notebook and starts writing it down.. :D*
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: FallenHero
Some advice

1) Learn about females
2) Learn some slang...you sound like a guy that really doesnt get out much
3) This will not be worth it. If you want to spend money for booty, just go to L.V. and live it up for a night. You will get more and probably end up spending less.

i know about females.

i know enough slang. i had heard the term before, i just never guessed as to it's meaning.

i dun wanna spend money for booty. i want everything that comes with it. though she has a nice booty, too... ;)



yes, spooner, this is a girl i met online.

and yes, i didnt see this relationship coming at all.
 

kazeakuma

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If you are seriously thinking of doing it I would definitely make it a sightseeing trip as well. That way if all turns out the worst, you're standing in a new country, a couple of weeks to spare and some serious vacationing to do. And 18 is the drinking age here, so

i'd be 18 in the summer, fine age to be vacationing on my own?

18 is the drinking age here, very very good age :)
 

spanky

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so u go over and see her... then what? unless u plan to live there... i think u're just wasting ur money. but hey... it's ur money... mo' powuh to ya. and by the way... pootang is short for some action... tender satisfaction.
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: kazeakuma
If you are seriously thinking of doing it I would definitely make it a sightseeing trip as well. That way if all turns out the worst, you're standing in a new country, a couple of weeks to spare and some serious vacationing to do. And 18 is the drinking age here, so

i'd be 18 in the summer, fine age to be vacationing on my own?

18 is the drinking age here, very very good age :)

hmmm... ;)



damn, i dun drink either...
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: Trezza
Originally posted by: Walleye
i dun beleive in prostitutyion. :p

lol @ M4H :p

You don't have to believe in prostitution...it believes in you!!!:D

lol. im not *quite* sure what that's supposed to mean... but lol!.