Here's a real cheap and painless trick (nobody should get suspended or barred from graduation from this, except for maybe the break-in😀) and best of all, it doesn't require you to move in cows and chickens and other barnyard animals.
Buy a few hundred (or thousand) paper cups. The smaller, the better. Dixie cups would work great.
Break into your favorite school office or principals office
Neatly line up all the cups upright on the floor, on the principals desks, anywhere where there is room. If there is no room for paper cups, make room. Ideally, you'd like to fill the entire floor and desk of the office with paper cups.
Now this is the most important step in the whole thing: Staple all the paper cups together. This is what it should look like from the top on, say, the principle's desk.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fill each completely to the brim with water
Laugh as the faculty and janitors attempt to ladle water out of each individual cup, careful not to disturb all the rest. Works great where there are carpeted floor as well.
Buy a few hundred (or thousand) paper cups. The smaller, the better. Dixie cups would work great.
Break into your favorite school office or principals office
Neatly line up all the cups upright on the floor, on the principals desks, anywhere where there is room. If there is no room for paper cups, make room. Ideally, you'd like to fill the entire floor and desk of the office with paper cups.
Now this is the most important step in the whole thing: Staple all the paper cups together. This is what it should look like from the top on, say, the principle's desk.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fill each completely to the brim with water
Laugh as the faculty and janitors attempt to ladle water out of each individual cup, careful not to disturb all the rest. Works great where there are carpeted floor as well.