haha you have an ass thumbOriginally posted by: nick1985
I would stab him in the eye with the knife, then jam my big ass thumb in his other eye.
haha you have an ass thumbOriginally posted by: nick1985
I would stab him in the eye with the knife, then jam my big ass thumb in his other eye.
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: kindest
what good would come from stabbing or fightning someone for no reason.
some dude attacking you is "no reason"?
hell you're probably one of those people that would stab yourself so you don't inconvenience the criminal by making him take the time to disarm you and stab you himself.
Originally posted by: Baloo
If he's got no arms, what the hell's he gonna do?
Originally posted by: newmachineoverlord
So you kill an unarmed thug who attacked you, do you hide the body, or call the police?
Originally posted by: binister
Assailant is approaching quickly from about 25 feet away.
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I have no practice with a pocket knife, no strength to win a straight fight, and nine year olds can outrun me with ease. I'd probably just get my ass kicked or die.![]()
Originally posted by: mrrman
I have martial arts training...so no knife
Originally posted by: Howard
haha you have an ass thumbOriginally posted by: nick1985
I would stab him in the eye with the knife, then jam my big ass thumb in his other eye.
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
This happened to a Harvard student several years ago. He was attacked by two punks and pulled out a knife and killed one of them. He was convicted for murder and is currently appealing.
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: mrrman
I have martial arts training...so no knife
As do I, but I'd still rather lunge at the neck with the knife first before I step-behind-side-kick his ass!
Originally posted by: dug777
I'd whip out my john thomas and start masturbating furiously.
Either he'd run away, or he'd want a piece of the action, in which case, I'd stab him in the eye.
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: dug777
I'd whip out my john thomas and start masturbating furiously.
Either he'd run away, or he'd want a piece of the action, in which case, I'd stab him in the eye.
"john thomas"??? hahaha wtf
