Say I make it to heaven. Now what?

[pontifex]

So we all sort of know what happens when you go to hell. You're basically tortured for eternity, right?

The goal is to get to heaven so you don't have to deal with craziness, so what do you do in heaven? What is heaven like? You never seem to hear what heaven is supposed to be like.

 

[Gothgar]

40 virgins?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
40 virgins?

depends on what heaven you go to? I'm talking about the christian heaven though.


but seriously, 40 virgins is cool and all, but that can't be all you do, can it? there's gotta be more to it than that, right?

 

[rocadelpunk]

It's whatever you want it to be.

That's why zombo.com is HEAVEN ON EARTH

you can do anything...

 

[datalink7]

A whole lot of snorgle snorgle?

 

[Vic]

Supposedly, there's no entropy in heaven.

 

[rocadelpunk]

I wonder if you still spend 1/3 of your eternity sleeping and whatever % pooping

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
40 virgins?

So kind of like AT then.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Gothgar
40 virgins?

So kind of like AT then.

There's a lot more than 40 here.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
I wonder if you still spend 1/3 of your eternity sleeping and whatever % pooping

exactly. i mean, is it more like this, only...happier...or something? Am i still the same in heaven as I am here? do i look the same, act the same, etc? do i live in a cloud house? what do i do to pass the time?

other than avoiding eternal damnation and torture (which is a pretty damn good incentive i guess), what other incentives do I have for wanting to go to heaven? What if I don't want to go to either one?

 

[rocadelpunk]

will jesus tell me to get off his cloud lawn?

 

[Colt45]

No sex, drugs, or rock n' roll. You just eat cream cheese and are asexual.

 

[MovingTarget]

Just chill for a spell. Far preferable to roasting.

 

[Dirigible]

You don't have to worry about what goes on in heaven. And I don't just say that because I'm an atheist.

 

[Dirigible]

I can't believe no one had already posted that sort of smartass reply. ATOT is losing its touch. Sigh.

 

[sonambulo]

I hear they have air hockey tables.

 

[elmer92413]

You can't do anything in heaven. It exists outside of time rendering you incapable of action. You simply are and that is all.
The same is true in hell only you are apart from god and thus are tormented by this fact.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: elmer92413
You can't do anything in heaven. It exists outside of time rendering you incapable of action. You simply are and that is all.
The same is true in hell only you are apart from god and thus are tormented by this fact.

lame. I'm apart from god now and am not tormented by this fact. no incentive.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: elmer92413
You can't do anything in heaven. It exists outside of time rendering you incapable of action. You simply are and that is all.
The same is true in hell only you are apart from god and thus are tormented by this fact.

especially because god has really great tits

 

[Special K]

Are you actually expecting someone to have the answer? No one knows.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: elmer92413
You can't do anything in heaven. It exists outside of time rendering you incapable of action. You simply are and that is all.
The same is true in hell only you are apart from god and thus are tormented by this fact.

lame. I'm apart from god now and am not tormented by this fact. no incentive.

Um dude. Did you miss this:

Originally posted by: sonambulo
I hear they have air hockey tables.

FREAKIN' AIR HOCKEY!!!

 

[WHAMPOM]

Originally posted by: pontifex
So we all sort of know what happens when you go to hell. You're basically tortured for eternity, right?

The goal is to get to heaven so you don't have to deal with craziness, so what do you do in heaven? What is heaven like? You never seem to hear what heaven is supposed to be like.

Read Twain's story on the afterlife, it will set you straight.

edit "Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

 

[elmer92413]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: elmer92413
You can't do anything in heaven. It exists outside of time rendering you incapable of action. You simply are and that is all.
The same is true in hell only you are apart from god and thus are tormented by this fact.

lame. I'm apart from god now and am not tormented by this fact. no incentive.

Haven't you ever heard "god is all around you! he sees what you are doing!!!"?

But the torment would be from finding out that god is real and you will never be with him. It's supposed to be the ultimate "burn"...... 😉

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: elmer92413
You can't do anything in heaven. It exists outside of time rendering you incapable of action. You simply are and that is all.
The same is true in hell only you are apart from god and thus are tormented by this fact.

lame. I'm apart from god now and am not tormented by this fact. no incentive.

Um dude. Did you miss this:

Originally posted by: sonambulo
I hear they have air hockey tables.

FREAKIN' AIR HOCKEY!!!

If there's hookers and blow, I'm there.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Dirigible
Um dude. Did you miss this:

Thank you.