Russian Exorcism

[SaltBoy]

Sounds like bad outtakes from the Doom 3 soundtrack. Sorry, the recorder fiddled too much with the microphone to make me scared.

 

[Insomniak]

Pesky demons.

 

[helo7050]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
In Soviet Russia, devil exorcises you!

:Q :Q :Q

 

[trmiv]

Have to watch it later, no speakers at work.

 

[MaxDSP]

marked for home

 

[DeMeo]

translation:

"Ahhhh! You're mother sews socks that smell!"

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pclstyle
i'm going to make a cassette recording of this and swap it with one of the books on tape at my local library.

LOL. Swap it with "Curious George Goes to Russia" or something. ahhaha

LOL:thumbsup:

 

[Riddleman]

Fake as Joan River's face, why can't people accept that there is no such thing as demons and angels. There is a scientific explanation for every "supernatural" activity on earth.

 

[Ornery]

THE JEZEBEL SPIRIT
written by Brian Eno & David Byrne

VOICE: Unidentified exorcist, New York, September 1980

• Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
  
  Do you hear voices? You do. So you are possessed.
  
  You are a believer born again and yet you hear voices and you are possessed.
  
  Okay, now are you ready Elizabeth(?).
  
  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
  
  Put your hand over there. [???????????????????]
  
  Okay sister, you have a Jezebel Spirit within you. You have a Spirit of Grief, and you have a Spirit of Destruction.
  
  Jezebel! Spirit of Grief! Spirit of Destruction! I bind you with chains of iron! I bind you [??????] be bound in heaven! Lessen your hold and come out of her now!
  
  Start blowing out, sister... Out... Out, Jezebel! Come out now! Go ahead... Out in the name of Jesus! Come on Destruction! Come on Grief! Jezebel, you're gonna listen to me! Jezebel! Go ahead sister, keep blowing... Jezebel, I'm binding you! She was intended by God to be a virtuous woman! You have no right to her, her husband is the head of her heart(?)! Out, Jezebel! Out! Out! And Jesus said: "... That's right, I'm gonna break your power Jezebel! [?????????????] Go ahead, sister... Go ahead, sister... [?????????????...]

Samples here...

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Why is exorcism still considered a "valid" religious ritual within the context of Christianity? Do people actually believe that demons really exist? If they do exist, then can they be called up and made to do things? Or do they just "possess" people at random for no particular reason?

Flaming Athiest!

I'm not Athiest; I am Agnostic. But I am interested in hearing valid answers to my question.

I don't recall Agnostics not knowing scripture.
But I'm positive there are similarities b/w demon possessed people. Either they've rependeted and casted out their demons only to have an even stronger demon come back. Etc

 

[meltdown75]

disturbing.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
Fake as Joan River's face, why can't people accept that there is no such thing as demons and angels. There is a scientific explanation for every "supernatural" activity on earth.

No, theres not.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
Fake as Joan River's face, why can't people accept that there is no such thing as demons and angels. There is a scientific explanation for every "supernatural" activity on earth.

LOL

What are you, 11?

 

[Thurgo0dy]

sounds like moo cows

 

[Raincity]

I have seen a video of exorcisms done to an Italian girl and it was very disturbing.

 

[sharkeeper]

:Q

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
Fake as Joan River's face, why can't people accept that there is no such thing as demons and angels. There is a scientific explanation for every "supernatural" activity on earth.

so , science didn't explain everything yet aka aliens aka the beginning of life. Does that mean that they didn't exist/happen?

 

[Riddleman]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
Fake as Joan River's face, why can't people accept that there is no such thing as demons and angels. There is a scientific explanation for every "supernatural" activity on earth.

so , science didn't explain everything yet aka aliens aka the beginning of life. Does that mean that they didn't exist/happen?

Of course not dummy. It simply hasn't been explained yet. BTW Aliens wouldn't be considered supernatural if they exist, since they aren't metaphysical. "Read...think...shut the Fvck up."-Bill Hicks(RIP)

 

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: SWScorch
Wow, she sounds like Devin Townsend on Things Beyond Things. Spooky audio, but I'd really like to see some video to confirm what I'm hearing.

marked for later.

SWScorch who are you kidding, if there was a video you'd say you'd have to be there in person to believe it.

And I probably still wouldn't believe it What can I say? I'm a natural skeptic

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: Kev
Actually, there are explanations for the bermuda triangle. One theory is that methane gas pockets rise up from the ocean floor in huge bubbles that are big enough to sink ships and interfere with airplane instruments. It has actually been tested in a lab.

Kthxbye

So it's been explained. We know how the Bermuda Triangle works?

You might want to tell science, because they still haven't figured it out.

omgwtf

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

That's really really creepy.

FWIW, I don't think it's controversial that exorcisms are a real therapy for people who are "possessed." Possession may or may not be real, in that there may or may not be demons or other corrupting forces, but it's clear the possessed person at least believes they exist and occupy their body.

I honestly don't know, but I think its vainglorious to rule anything out. We live in an extraordinary world . . .

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
Fake as Joan River's face, why can't people accept that there is no such thing as demons and angels. There is a scientific explanation for every "supernatural" activity on earth.

so , science didn't explain everything yet aka aliens aka the beginning of life. Does that mean that they didn't exist/happen?

Of course not dummy. It simply hasn't been explained yet. BTW Aliens wouldn't be considered supernatural if they exist, since they aren't metaphysical. "Read...think...shut the Fvck up."-Bill Hicks(RIP)

I am a pink elephant, science just can't prove it yet.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: Triumph
meh, that was pretty gay. show me a video.

Rent Exorcist.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
Fake as Joan River's face, why can't people accept that there is no such thing as demons and angels. There is a scientific explanation for every "supernatural" activity on earth.

That's odd, because every supernatural activity I have seen was completely unexplainable by the professional on the scene. Blind people seeing, cancer disappearing, etc. They are called supernatural for a reason. There is no natural way for someone to spontaneously heal.

Demon possession is real, and happens quite a bit more than people know. Exorcism doesn't happen much because in this day and age you get sued for trying.

 

[TechnoPro]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

I'm not Athiest; I am Agnostic. But I am interested in hearing valid answers to my question.

You explain to us the Bermuda Triangle, and I'll explain this K?

Surely you believe the Bermuda Triangle is real...

LOL...

1. Get a crappy microphone.
2. Get a guy who likes to "massage" the microphone a lot.
3. Get a few guys to chant monotone passages.
4. Get a chick with a deep voice (plenty in Russia, I'd imagine) to scream and curse.
5. Encode in the crappiest bitrate ever.
6. ...
7. Profit!

OMGROFL

My point is, you all believe in the Bermuda Triangle. If you don't, you are an idiot.

It is clearly there, and obviously real. You can go there if you wanted.

Now, you believe that it is very real, yet there are no explanations for it.

So, that leaves you a couple options, you don't believe it exists, or you do but don't believe the phenomenon surrounding it.

You do believe in it, something you cannot prove or verify/validate it's existance or give proof as to the reason of occurances behind it.

So that would make you either a hypocrite or an idiot.

Oh my Gawd! LOLROFLCOPTERWTFBBQSHUTUPPLZ

Actually, there are explanations for the bermuda triangle. One theory is that methane gas pockets rise up from the ocean floor in huge bubbles that are big enough to sink ships and interfere with airplane instruments. It has actually been tested in a lab.

Kthxbye

Whales fart so ships sink? This is science?