Russian Exorcism

[DotheDamnTHing]

wheres russianpower?

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

One part near the end sounds like that voice at the end of The Smashing Pumpkins' Pissant.

 

[J0hnny]

my computer at work has no speakers!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
my computer at work has no speakers!

SCARY!

 

[Insane3D]

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Why is exorcism still considered a "valid" religious ritual within the context of Christianity? Do people actually believe that demons really exist? If they do exist, then can they be called up and made to do things? Or do they just "possess" people at random for no particular reason?

It's still done, but VERY VERY rarely in the Catholic church. Not sure about other churches. Our pastor said that about 7 a year are done world wide. Other religions may be more liberal about the ritual.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Why is exorcism still considered a "valid" religious ritual within the context of Christianity? Do people actually believe that demons really exist? If they do exist, then can they be called up and made to do things? Or do they just "possess" people at random for no particular reason?

Sister Eucharist: I need to talk with you, Dr. House. Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
Dr. House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

I'm not Athiest; I am Agnostic. But I am interested in hearing valid answers to my question.

You explain to us the Bermuda Triangle, and I'll explain this K?

Surely you believe the Bermuda Triangle is real...

 

[Specop 007]

Just listening to is like giving the keys to your soul to the Debil.
Your soul is open to Hell now!!

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

I'm not Athiest; I am Agnostic. But I am interested in hearing valid answers to my question.

You explain to us the Bermuda Triangle, and I'll explain this K?

Surely you believe the Bermuda Triangle is real...

LOL...

1. Get a crappy microphone.
2. Get a guy who likes to "massage" the microphone a lot.
3. Get a few guys to chant monotone passages.
4. Get a chick with a deep voice (plenty in Russia, I'd imagine) to scream and curse.
5. Encode in the crappiest bitrate ever.
6. ...
7. Profit!

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

I'm not Athiest; I am Agnostic. But I am interested in hearing valid answers to my question.

You explain to us the Bermuda Triangle, and I'll explain this K?

Surely you believe the Bermuda Triangle is real...

LOL...

1. Get a crappy microphone.
2. Get a guy who likes to "massage" the microphone a lot.
3. Get a few guys to chant monotone passages.
4. Get a chick with a deep voice (plenty in Russia, I'd imagine) to scream and curse.
5. Encode in the crappiest bitrate ever.
6. ...
7. Profit!

OMGROFL

My point is, you all believe in the Bermuda Triangle. If you don't, you are an idiot.

It is clearly there, and obviously real. You can go there if you wanted.

Now, you believe that it is very real, yet there are no explanations for it.

So, that leaves you a couple options, you don't believe it exists, or you do but don't believe the phenomenon surrounding it.

You do believe in it, something you cannot prove or verify/validate it's existance or give proof as to the reason of occurances behind it.

So that would make you either a hypocrite or an idiot.

Oh my Gawd! LOLROFLCOPTERWTFBBQSHUTUPPLZ

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

I'm not Athiest; I am Agnostic. But I am interested in hearing valid answers to my question.

You explain to us the Bermuda Triangle, and I'll explain this K?

Surely you believe the Bermuda Triangle is real...

LOL...

1. Get a crappy microphone.
2. Get a guy who likes to "massage" the microphone a lot.
3. Get a few guys to chant monotone passages.
4. Get a chick with a deep voice (plenty in Russia, I'd imagine) to scream and curse.
5. Encode in the crappiest bitrate ever.
6. ...
7. Profit!

OMGROFL

My point is, you all believe in the Bermuda Triangle. If you don't, you are an idiot.

It is clearly there, and obviously real. You can go there if you wanted.

Now, you believe that it is very real, yet there are no explanations for it.

So, that leaves you a couple options, you don't believe it exists, or you do but don't believe the phenomenon surrounding it.

You do believe in it, something you cannot prove or verify/validate it's existance or give proof as to the reason of occurances behind it.

So that would make you either a hypocrite or an idiot.

Oh my Gawd! LOLROFLCOPTERWTFBBQSHUTUPPLZ

Show me tangible evidence that the Bramuda Triangle exists.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Show me tangible evidence that the Bramuda Triangle exists.

There is no such thing as a Bramuda Triangle.

But, there is the Bermuda Triangle. Tangible evidence that is exists?

ummm, This is going to be tough... You can drive a fvcking boat through it?

I see you've opted for the idiot option.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Show me tangible evidence that the Bramuda Triangle exists.

There is no such thing as a Bramuda Triangle.

But, there is the Bermuda Triangle. Tangible evidence that is exists?

ummm, This is going to be tough... You can drive a fvcking boat through it?

I've see you've opted for the idiot option.

LOL! Whatever option you aren't picking, I'm all for!

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

I'm not Athiest; I am Agnostic. But I am interested in hearing valid answers to my question.

You explain to us the Bermuda Triangle, and I'll explain this K?

Surely you believe the Bermuda Triangle is real...

LOL...

1. Get a crappy microphone.
2. Get a guy who likes to "massage" the microphone a lot.
3. Get a few guys to chant monotone passages.
4. Get a chick with a deep voice (plenty in Russia, I'd imagine) to scream and curse.
5. Encode in the crappiest bitrate ever.
6. ...
7. Profit!

OMGROFL

My point is, you all believe in the Bermuda Triangle. If you don't, you are an idiot.

It is clearly there, and obviously real. You can go there if you wanted.

Now, you believe that it is very real, yet there are no explanations for it.

So, that leaves you a couple options, you don't believe it exists, or you do but don't believe the phenomenon surrounding it.

You do believe in it, something you cannot prove or verify/validate it's existance or give proof as to the reason of occurances behind it.

So that would make you either a hypocrite or an idiot.

Oh my Gawd! LOLROFLCOPTERWTFBBQSHUTUPPLZ

Actually, there are explanations for the bermuda triangle. One theory is that methane gas pockets rise up from the ocean floor in huge bubbles that are big enough to sink ships and interfere with airplane instruments. It has actually been tested in a lab.

Kthxbye

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
Wow, she sounds like Devin Townsend on Things Beyond Things. Spooky audio, but I'd really like to see some video to confirm what I'm hearing.

marked for later.

SWScorch who are you kidding, if there was a video you'd say you'd have to be there in person to believe it.

 

[pclstyle]

i'm going to make a cassette recording of this and swap it with one of the books on tape at my local library.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: pclstyle
i'm going to make a cassette recording of this and swap it with one of the books on tape at my local library.

LOL. Swap it with "Curious George Goes to Russia" or something. ahhaha

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
listening now...


EDIT: can anyone understand what they're saying?

i dont speak russian, lol

sounds pretty freaky though

Apparently, those screams at the end of the recording translate into:

"I AM NOT LEAVING HER! I AM NOT"

And if YOU find me a girl that can speak like that, then I'll show you a girl that has an adam's apple.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
listening now...


EDIT: can anyone understand what they're saying?

i dont speak russian, lol

sounds pretty freaky though

Apparently, those screams at the end of the recording translate into:

"I AM NOT LEAVING HER! I AM NOT"

And if YOU find me a girl that can speak like that, then I'll show you a girl that has an adam's apple.

And then I can show you a voice synthesizer

 

[stag3]

yea the screams gave me the chills

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
listening now...


EDIT: can anyone understand what they're saying?

i dont speak russian, lol

sounds pretty freaky though

Apparently, those screams at the end of the recording translate into:

"I AM NOT LEAVING HER! I AM NOT"

And if YOU find me a girl that can speak like that, then I'll show you a girl that has an adam's apple.

There are plenty of altos who can hit notes VERY low.

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
listening now...


EDIT: can anyone understand what they're saying?

i dont speak russian, lol

sounds pretty freaky though

Apparently, those screams at the end of the recording translate into:

"I AM NOT LEAVING HER! I AM NOT"

And if YOU find me a girl that can speak like that, then I'll show you a girl that has an adam's apple.

And then I can show you a voice synthesizer

In Soviet Russia, demons synthesize YOU!

 

[Triumph]

meh, that was pretty gay. show me a video.

 

[Aharami]

freaky. woulda been worse had i played this at night