Running for VP for my student council.

[RoloMather]

How to ensure that I have a good shot of winning? Such as good ways to bribe the populace. Or how to make my campaign poster, etc.

Edit: Graduate school.

 

[newnameman]

Are you a hot chick?

 

[olds]

Blow jobs for everyone.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: RoloMather
How to ensure that I have a good shot of winning? Such as good ways to bribe the populace. Or how to make my campaign poster, etc.

Promise lots of parties w/ alcohol!

 

[dbk]

Are you popular?

 

[Leros]

High school?

Wear a pink shirt with a loose tie and act like a douchebag. Put posters around the school using your last name in some sort of pun.

At least that's how I remember it.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Blow jobs for everyone.

What if RoloMather is a guy? :Q

 

[RoloMather]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: RoloMather
How to ensure that I have a good shot of winning? Such as good ways to bribe the populace. Or how to make my campaign poster, etc.

Promise lots of parties w/ alcohol!

Sounds good . . .

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Blow jobs for everyone.

What if RoloMather is a guy? :Q

I assumed he was. He said he wanted to ensure a win...

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Blow jobs for everyone.

What if RoloMather is a guy? :Q

I assumed he was. He said he wanted to ensure a win...

:shocked:

 

[Andrew1990]

If it is high school, just remember..... Dont use common sense. HS lacks anything with common sense so just use a lound rude voice and act like a douchebag like said earlier.

That, and promise tons of stuff that you dont even have control of. Kind of like in a recent election about a couple of months back.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Blow jobs for everyone.

What if RoloMather is a guy? :Q

I assumed he was. He said he wanted to ensure a win...

:shocked:

Sometimes you got to take one or in this case a few hundred for the team.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Leros
High school?

Wear a pink shirt with a loose tie and act like a douchebag. Put posters around the school using your last name in some sort of pun.

At least that's how I remember it.

http://www.kublermdk.com/wp-co...06/4popped-collars.png

Also, maintain a stance of dominance.

 

[dighn]

bribery usually works.

 

[nageov3t]

you could kill a parent.

we had the same class president for the first 3 years of high school... then come senior year, one of the guys who was running against him lost a parent and won in a landslide.

or bribery.

but it's a popularity contest.

 

[her209]

Eliminate the other candidates.

 

[Bignate603]

Why would you want it? It's a joke position at most schools.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Why would you want it? It's a joke position at most schools.

college application filler?

I ended up working my butt off junior/senior year in extracurriculars and volunteering to balance out the fact that my GPA was less than stellar (I mean, not terrible, but in the mid 3's)

 

[IronWing]

Have a nerdy friend do a dance routine in your honor.

Or, promise to have doors installed on the bathroom stalls to replace the ones removed in 1972. It worked for one of my high school friends.

 

[Colt45]

act like a douche and befriend douches. bang the hottest broad. continue douchery.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Text

 

[imported_Lothar]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Why would you want it? It's a joke position at most schools.

college application filler?

I ended up working my butt off junior/senior year in extracurriculars and volunteering to balance out the fact that my GPA was less than stellar (I mean, not terrible, but in the mid 3's)

Perhaps you should have spent your junior/senior year focusing on your studies more rather than running for class president or participating in extracurricular activities?

 

[Andrew1990]

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Why would you want it? It's a joke position at most schools.

college application filler?

I ended up working my butt off junior/senior year in extracurriculars and volunteering to balance out the fact that my GPA was less than stellar (I mean, not terrible, but in the mid 3's)

Perhaps you should have spent your junior/senior year focusing on your studies more rather than running for class president or participating in extracurricular activities?

Wow, see what the OP has done. He has made ATOT start using common sense!

Burn him at the stake!

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Why would you want it? It's a joke position at most schools.

college application filler?

I ended up working my butt off junior/senior year in extracurriculars and volunteering to balance out the fact that my GPA was less than stellar (I mean, not terrible, but in the mid 3's)

Perhaps you should have spent your junior/senior year focusing on your studies more rather than running for class president or participating in extracurricular activities?

I was doing that too?

I know, multiple things at once /headasplode

 

[sjwaste]

I believe you should watch the Arrested Development episode titled "Immaculate Election" for a surefire strategy.