When the advanced surgery machine is no more advanced than a toy crane machine... Whoops, alien slipped out, put in another quarter and try again
Heh, having just the day prior to seeing this won a Curious George that my son LOVES, I couldn't help but think of it as a claw toy machine when I saw it.
The one thing that REALLY struck me was that we have/had two robots on Mars for YEARS in real freaking life. One of them is done for but the other is STILL going to this day exploring. It's truly an incredible act of engineering and it's not scifi.
Yet in this future they decide to spend a TRILLION dollars on a voyage using people that DON'T FREAKING KNOW why or what they're even there for and they can't be bothered to send out some exploration robots first to make sure shit is copacetic? What in the bloody fuck?!?!?
If anyone went to the
timeline url that was referenced after the credits of the movie and actually read through it all, it paints the clear picture that Weyland is off the charts brilliant, having a dozen patents to his name by the age of 14. They have the mock
TED talk by him, a somewhat well fleshed out site thats supposed to fill in some blanks and connect some dots while making it clear how brilliant he is/was.
Yet he blunks down a trillion dollars and walks right up to a just awoken alien creature after seeing all the other crazy shit happening on the planet that's killing mindless others left and right?
Beyond that, the next thing that bugs the shit out of me is WTF was the point of Vickers? She she was hot in her outfit but was there a point? She was a bitch mostly other than banging the captian and then calls Weyland "father" but he never said and the timeline never said he had a daughter.
Then David calls Vickers "Mum". WTF is that about?
Is she or is she not a robot.
I have to assume not cause I sure as shit hope a robot would of calculated to step a few feet to the right or left to avoid being crushed to death...
Lastly, why did they cast a young person to play a role where he's ONLY shown as being young in the actual movie? Sure they had filler video on the website where he's shown as how the actor actually looks but why in the hell make the actual movie use a younger actor that is then in excessive makeup that is so clearly not a genuine old person. I just don't get this unless there is an intention to use him in the next movie as his younger self. Then again even the writer jerk-face (I cringed when the movie started and I saw his dipshit name as a writer for this) from Lost
Lindelof said basically nothings figured out about a "next" movie and it all hinged on if this one did well or not. Only upside to that Wiki quote is he said he'd likely NOT being a writer for a sequel. One can hope! I realize Joss Whedon can't write everything worthwhile in the world, but I can't help but wonder how much better this movie could of been had he been the writer.
The sucky part is Whedon
actually DID write a Aliens script for Aliens 5 that would of taken place on earth but it never happened.
It might sound like I hated the movie, which is not the case at all. I actually was thoroughly entertained and would LOVE to see another one but given time to analyze after the fact I keep coming up with gripes like the above, but that doesn't mean I don't like the movie. It was enough to even get me to start re-watching Alien last night and was blown away to see the same damn alien ship and the Engineer/Jockey in the very first movie made all those years ago. Totally forgot about all that since it's been so long since I've seen it.