Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

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GagHalfrunt

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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disappoint said:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Surprised anyone still reads a publication that had headlines like "Elvis pops out of UFO and tells grandma how to grow a horse calk"
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The Enquirer scooped Bill and Monica, O.J.s Bruno Magli shoes, Jesse Jackson's love child, Gary Hart and Donna Rice, Rush Limbaugh's drug addiction and a bunch of other stories that turned out to be true long before other news outlets were even sniffing around the cases. Being right twice a day is more than you.
 
CZroe

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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disappoint said:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Surprised anyone still reads a publication that had headlines like "Elvis pops out of UFO and tells grandma how to grow a horse calk"
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The Enquirer is not the same as Weekly World News.
 
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BladeVenom

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Jun 2, 2005
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disappoint said:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Surprised anyone still reads a publication that had headlines like "Elvis pops out of UFO and tells grandma how to grow a horse calk"
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I'm surprised anyone takes CBS, NBC, or NYT seriously.
CBS, Rathergate scandal
NBC, exploding truck scandal
New York Times, Jayson Blair scandal

National Enquirer is better than they are.
 
TastesLikeChicken

TastesLikeChicken

Lifer
Sep 12, 2004
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Tiger wants a marriage mulligan? Hard to believe, particularly considering the amount of money he is allegedly willing to part with. This story doesn't pass the sniff test.
 
techs

techs

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She's got a hundred million and looks like that?

F*ck. I want to marry her.
 
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tcsenter

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Sep 7, 2001
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Ahhh money and/or fame. That butt fugly dude couldn't have even banged the butt fugly skanks he was stepping out on Elin with, let alone land prime tail like Elin, but for his money and fame. FTW
 
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bignateyk

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Apr 22, 2002
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Gibsons said:
And "skanks" might be generous. That's one thing I really didn't understand, he could've been doing super models or close to it, but he aimed low. It's like playing at some local muni when you have an invitation to Augusta.
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He was into some weird shit. Most super models won't take too kindly to a golden shower.
 
disappoint

disappoint

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BladeVenom said:
I'm surprised anyone takes CBS, NBC, or NYT seriously.
CBS, Rathergate scandal
NBC, exploding truck scandal
New York Times, Jayson Blair scandal

National Enquirer is better than they are.
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1 mistake in how many years? Vs. National Enquirer's many many bullshit stories about alien babies, but if they got 1 or 2 stories right they are credible right? You don't by any chance have some financial reason to gobble down NE knob do you? Cause your reasoning ain't passing the smell test.
 
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RagingBITCH

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Sep 27, 2003
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IronWing said:
Every time I see a picture of Elin or the story gets mentioned I can't help thinking "Tiger is an f'in' idiot."
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You find me the hottest woman in the world and I'll find you a guy whose tired of fucking her. If you are a warm blooded man, you eventually find yourself tiring of the same ol, even if it's Elin.
 
CZroe

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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disappoint said:
1 mistake in how many years? Vs. National Enquirer's many many bullshit stories about alien babies, but if they got 1 or 2 stories right they are credible right? You don't by any chance have some financial reason to gobble down NE knob do you? Cause your reasoning ain't passing the smell test.
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Once again: The National Enquirer != Weekly World News (of "Bat Boy" and "Alien baby!" fame).

It sounds like you watched too much "A Pup named Scooby-Doo." Their parody mewspaper, The National Exaggerator, dealt with conspiracy theories, aliens, and a "Chicken Monster."
 
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darkewaffle

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Oct 7, 2005
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disappoint said:
1 mistake in how many years? Vs. National Enquirer's many many bullshit stories about alien babies, but if they got 1 or 2 stories right they are credible right? You don't by any chance have some financial reason to gobble down NE knob do you? Cause your reasoning ain't passing the smell test.
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NE isn't exactly super reputable, but it doesn't really do "alien babies" either. You're thinking of "Weekly World News" and their b&w kin.
 
purbeast0

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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disappoint said:
1 mistake in how many years? Vs. National Enquirer's many many bullshit stories about alien babies, but if they got 1 or 2 stories right they are credible right? You don't by any chance have some financial reason to gobble down NE knob do you? Cause your reasoning ain't passing the smell test.
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you are talking about the national enquirer of yesteryear. it's okay to admit you are wrong.
 
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7window

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disappoint said:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Surprised anyone still reads a publication that had headlines like "Elvis pops out of UFO and tells grandma how to grow a horse calk"
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I ran into a person once who believe that elvis is still around.
 
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OlafSicky

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BladeVenom said:
I'm surprised anyone takes CBS, NBC, or NYT seriously.
CBS, Rathergate scandal
NBC, exploding truck scandal
New York Times, Jayson Blair scandal

National Enquirer is better than they are.
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CNN Fareed Zakaria plagiarist and he is back
 
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